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[Dowdsy McDowds]

Lee Clark has been sacked by Huddersfield. Seems like a very strange decision given their recent amazing unbeaten run as well as hanging on to Jordan Rhodes in the transfer window. Clark for Wolves?

 

[a0161613]

Lee Clark is very good, possibly great at Championship level. Wolves may be too much too far at this point but he and Rhodes have their admirers.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Ouch, with that penalty to make it 4-0, Arsenal well and truly got Ibrahimo-bitch slapped. (Sorry Roh/j/an)

 

[¡Roján!]

Milan were fantastic. Not four goals to nil fantastic, but fantastic nonetheless. The first goal was unstoppable, the second was offside, the third was a slip by Vermaelen thanks to a frankly awful pitch and, the fourth should never have been a penalty. I'm not one to make excuses but... nah, fuck it, I am one. We got robbed.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Boetang's goal was a thing of beauty.

 

[a0161613]

It really was a great finish.

 

[Miko]

Your right Rohan, it should've been 6-1. Arsenal were shit, apart from Van Persie and Henry who looked like world class players alongside a bunch of garbage, now Henry has gone back to America. On another night it might've been different, but Arsenal got the drubbing they deserved, offside or not, slip or not, the amount of times Milan were through on goal with golden opportunities that they spurned in the end was horrific. If their goals were lucky, they deserved their luck.

 

[Lee]

Lee Clark has been sacked by Huddersfield. Seems like a very strange decision given their recent amazing unbeaten run as well as hanging on to Jordan Rhodes in the transfer window. Clark for Wolves?

Neh it will be:

Harry to England
Pards to Spurs
Clark to Toon

 

[Ming]

Predictions time on who I think will go through and proceed to the next round.

AC Milan v Arsenal - AC Milan.

Oh, behave.

 

[¡Roján!]

So, you don't believe we will win 5-0 a the Emirates? You will be left behind.

 

[Ming]

If Arsenal somehow go through and beat Milan then I will do a name change and allow you to select my new name.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Neh it will be:

Harry to England
Pards to Spurs
Clark to Toon

You misspelt Mourinho to Spurs.

 

[Miko]

Suarez has apolgised anyway, to quote "I am sorry I didnt shake his hand, I didnt realise it was him, they all look the fucking same"

 

[¡Roján!]

Do the Arsenal players have some sort of bet on who is going to get injured? The icing on the cake will be Robin van Persie getting injured. He is better than everyone else at football, I just hope to God he isn't the best at winning bets.

 

[¡Roján!]

The ITV commentators have to be the biggest pair of melodramatic ***** out there. The casting session was probably just a bunch of emo teenagers cutting their veins weeping about Twilight. Yes, we get it, Arsenal need to win, but it's not like they're all going to die of cancer if they don't.

 

[¡Roján!]

What are the symptoms of cancer, again?

 

[Lee]

Losing to Sunderland is one.

 

[¡Roján!]

Predictions for Chelsea vs. Napoli?

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

2-1 Chelsea. Sturridge and Lampard. Hamsik for Napoli

 

[a0161613]

Chelski are going out. Napoli are going to pick them apart.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

2-1 Chelsea. Sturridge and Lampard. Hamsik for Napoli

Already proven wrong. Napoli 2 - 1 up, Cavani is class

 

[¡Roján!]

Where's that onbnoxious Ming fellow to shit on when you need him?

 

[a0161613]

Chelski are going out. Napoli are going to pick them apart.

When you're right, you're right.

AVB is going to be brilliant but not for Chelsea. They will end up sacking him but they will regret it.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Has the game been this open the whole time? I've only been watching since 53 minutes. I'm gonna guess final score of 4-2

 

[¡Roján!]

So, Wenger, sign that Lavezzi fella, yeah?