Domestic football - spam version

[Lee]

Stoke. It's stoke who fuck up my accumilator.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Story of my life. Well, story of that one time I put an accumulator on.

 

[¡Roján!]

Id be happy if it stayed 1-1.

Sunderland got well and truly Titi-fucked.

Get it? Thierry Henry= Titi.

 

[Lee]

Now to do over Spurs.

 

[Lee]

yup it's going to be one of those days.

 

[Lee]

Fuck sake.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm sorry, Lee.

 

[¡Roján!]

Fuck sake.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm so sorry.

 

[¡Roján!]

 

[Lee]

Last time we were 4-0 down at half time against a London club...

 

[¡Roján!]

Last time we were 4-0 down at half time against a London club...

kay, we're even.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

OK we've got a few Liverpool fans here:

Thoughts on Suarez refusing to shake Evra's hand?

Up until this morning ive given Suarez the benefit of the doubt and defended him but he was totally in the wrong today. All he had to do was suck it up and shake his hand but he didn't, even though it was obvious no good could have come from refusing his handshake.
Evra's no angel either though, he was clearly trying to milk a reaction from Suarez and the Liverpool fans with his actions after the final whistle.
Im was annoyed at Dalglish's reaction aswell.

Not a good day to be a Liverpool fan.

 

[Ming]

Now to do over Spurs.

yup it's going to be one of those days.

Fuck sake.

 

[Lee]

You got beat off everton, just saying.

 

[Loveless]

Fuck sake.

Indeed. It won't be the first time it happens. This side is fine while they're not too far behind but give up at more than 2 goals.

 

[Tastycles]

Can we talk about two men not shaking hands please, the media just aren't covering it enough.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Can we talk about two men not shaking hands please, the media just aren't covering it enough.

The original was pretty good.

 

[Ming]

You got beat off everton, just saying.

You lost 5-0. Also, I wasn't even expecting us to defeat Everton.

 

[Lee]

You lost 5-0. Also, I wasn't even expecting us to defeat Everton.

Yes against a team who've been incredible and title contenders whilst we've had three of our first choice midfielders out.

You can't compare Everton to Spurs really and it was obvious my 'do spurs over' comment was sarcastic at best.

 

[¡Roján!]

Chelsea

I'm predicting an eight place finish for Chelsea. They're shit, and have been for a long long time.

 

[Tastycles]

Chelsea

I'm predicting an eight place finish for Chelsea. They're shit, and have been for a long long time.

Chelsea are 8 points clear of 8th. It would be spectacular if this happened.

 

[¡Roján!]

Drogba just missed a penalty in the African Cup of Nations final. Totally skyed it. Beckham would be proud.

 

[Lee]

How's Tiote doing?

 

[¡Roján!]

Alright. He actually had a open goal but was offside.