Domestic football - spam version

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Ireland 0-0 Armenia We just need a draw to go through and their keeper just got sent off. Things are looking rosey for us at the moment.

 

[Lee]

If results stay as they are Ireland are playing France in the play offs.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

What ive learned from watching the Ireland game

-Our man of the match was an Englishman who has played 20 minutes of football this season

-Aiden mcGeady who cost Spartak Moscow 10 million pounds did absolutely nothing. Was league one standard

-We could only beat Armenia 2-1 despite them being reduced to 10 men and having a 20 year old 3rd choice goalkeeper in goal for 70 minutes

-Both of our goals can only be described as flukes

-Leon Best despite being our most prolific striker in the last year can't get a place on the bench

-Leon Best got all of his caps when he was at Coventry and was half the player he is now

 

[Lee]

-Leon Best despite being our most prolific striker in the last year can't get a place on the bench

-Leon Best got all of his caps when he was at Coventry and was half the player he is now

Leon Best is mint, he's scored more than Andy Caroll this season.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

If results stay as they are Ireland are playing France in the play offs.

You know the results of the draw already?

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

3-1 to Spain but the second half was a good performance from the Scots. Goodwillie had an excellent chance to pull it back to Makail-Smith for 3-2 but instead blazed it over.

Hopefully we will use a 4-4-2 more regularly in the next set of qualifiers and get some consistency in the side. Good effort lads!

 

[Lee]

You know the results of the draw already?

Yes and Scotland won't be in it.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Yes and Scotland won't be in it.

Perhaps you could look into getting some better jokes?

 

[Lee]

No, that one was quite funny.

I was going off what the BBC said, the BBC lied. Bitches.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Yes and Scotland won't be in it.

We'll be in the pub.

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

I am confused with all this UKer sports lingo.


I am also confused why I am seeing ads for the Marines on NUFC.com. Well, I know why technically, but I can't help but lol.

 

[Lee]

For teh record I don't give a crap about international football.

Back to normal football this weekend.

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

Good. No one cares about obsolete European countries.

 

[Барбоса]

For the sake of the entertainment value of Euro 2012, we need the Republic to qualify. That way the BBC and ITV will have something else to focus on other than England's inevitable crushing disappointment

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

Aww.. So England sucks at the international level or something?

 

[Барбоса]

Aww.. So England sucks at the international level or something?

The media builds them up to be potential winners when in reality they are lucky enough to reach the quarter finals

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

If the draw is right then Germany VS Spain for the final with Germany winning it overall, England to go out in the Group Stages

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

The media builds them up to be potential winners when in reality they are lucky enough to reach the quarter finals

Hey, patriotism is a hell of a thing.


Is patriotism the right word? I hate to be politically incorrect by accident.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Delusion

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

So, they are fucking crazy or going "God save the Queen"?

I have such a horribly limited opinion about the Brits. But they are better than the Germans.

 

[¡Roján!]

So, I just came back from the match. Oh god, and I was sitting next to this fat, kilt-wearing ginger man who, when Goodwillie skyed it made up the best insult possible to man. Seriously, the man is a bloody genius, he got every insult available into one cohesive sentence.

 

[Lee]

Who the fuck do Liverpool think they are?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Who the fuck do Liverpool think they are?

*INSERT JOKE ABOUT NOT BEING FROM LIVERPOOL HERE*

As for the English, they seem set to accept they're shit at the moment, though once Capello's left and they get a new manager, I'm sure they'll start fapping furiously and have delusions of grandeur once more.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Fuck me, Spain's goalkeepers are unreal.

Casillas, Valdes and Reina...all world class.

England have Hart (who is class), and then the rest are shit or retired from International footy.

 

[¡Roján!]

Valdes ia the weakest link in Barça's team. His positioning was all over the place and the Goodwillie chance fell down to his mistake. Not to mention, he looked like he wanted to start a fight.