Domestic football - spam version

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Chris Houghton signed Nile Ranger to a 5 year contract when he heard rumours he was about to get sacked.

A parting gift for sure.

Cracking goal from Rooney, I'm sure the press will now be slobbering all over him.

 

[Lee]

The commentator just stopped short of shouting "yes!"

 

[Lee]

Foul throw

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I stand corrected: Ashley Young is shit. Period.

 

[A11oftheLights]

When you remember that you have rooney in your fantasy side

 

[Alastor]

Changing from a 3-5-2 that look more like a 5-3-2 into a 4-5-1/4-3-3 really upped the tempo for United.

 

[Alastor]

LOL

That was horrible defending. Jones out of position created the opportunity again. LOL

 

[Lee]

GET IN

 

[Alastor]

Bony has created the chances for both of Swansea goals but probably won't be credited with it due to it not being reflected in the stats.

His body block on Jones for the first goal and his quick thinking of taking the free kick in the middle of the pitch were crucial.

 

[Blade]

I admit, I didn't think Swansea had a second goal in them.

 

[TLC]

I had Sigurdsson but I put him on the bench. Fuck sake.

 

[Alastor]

Even Moyes beat this side 4-0 last year.

 

[Lee]

Gomis sold that like Ziggler would.

 

[Alastor]

oops 4-1

 

[Lee]

Even Moyes beat this side 4-0 last year.

4-1.

 

[Blade]

Fellaini should've been sent off...

 

[Lee]

I'm watching an NBC stream and they keep going on about the freekick that hit the bar.

 

[Alastor]

I'm watching the same stream and they are trying desperately to provide a silver lining for United. I think they don't want a soccer version of the Knicks to sell to the American audience lol.

 

[Lee]

I'm watching the same stream and they are trying desperately to provide a silver lining for United. I think they don't want a soccer version of the Knicks to sell to the American audience lol.

The commentators haven't given Swansea a compliment all game.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

 

[A11oftheLights]

I dont care what the commentators said, thats handball. The commentator said it himself "he turned his back on the play and left his arm dangling out, hand fucking ball. However it probably wouldve been harsh as it was over the 4 minutes

 

[Blade]

Now it's time to see how well Van Gaal panic buys...

I dont care what the commentators said, thats handball. The commentator said it himself "he turned his back on the play and left his arm dangling out, hand fucking ball. However it probably wouldve been harsh as it was over the 4 minutes

How do you intentionally handle the ball when you're turned away and can't actually see where the ball is going?

 

[Alastor]

The commentators haven't given Swansea a compliment all game.

They did. Backhanded compliments. They kept harping on Swansea being so defensive like well duh. If united played the same against Munich or Barca they would cream all over and say it was smart.

 

[Lee]

So anyone want to rejig their tables?

 

[Lee]

They did. Backhanded compliments. They kept harping on Swansea being so defensive like well duh. If united played the same against Munich or Barca they would cream all over and say it was smart.

True, I meant proper compliments. Even when they said 'If it wasn't for that moment of brilliance from Bony' still sounded shit.