Domestic football - spam version

[Brilliant Human Being]

Seeing as today is the start of the new season, thought I'd get the ball rolling on a few predictions.

1. Manchester United
2. Manchester City
3. Arsenal
4. Spurs
5. Chelsea
6. Newcastle
7. Everton
8. Liverpool
9. Sunderland
10. Fulham
11. QPR
12. Aston Villa
13. Swansea
14. WBA
15. Stoke City
16. Southampton
17. West Ham
18. Reading
19. Norwich
20. Wigan

First manager to leave their job: Roberto Di Matteo
Top Goalscorer: Either Aguero or Rooney
Player of the Season: Shinji Kagawa
Young Player of the Season: Oxlaide-Chamberlain


Also, seeing Van Persie training with United looks very weird. Will take a bit of time to get used to.

I thank you.

 

[a0161613]

Oh god, Rafa is going to go there and work a miracle.....

 

[The Dragon Saga]

I'm within hours of losing all love I possess for Rafa Benitez.

 

[Lee]

Where is Ming?

 

[Lee]

Double blow for RDM - due to sacking arrived home early to find John Terry's car on the driveway.

 

[Lee]

Oh Rafa.

 

[Alastor]

Player of the Season: Shinji Kagawa

I think this one will be a little off the mark compared to your previous prediction.

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

Can't win them all.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Where is Ming?

Imagine he was Di Matteo.

 

[Miko]

Double blow for Di Matteo, apparently he got home after being sacked to find John Terry's car on his drive

 

[a0161613]

Chelsea fans have no idea how good a manager they have.

 

[Miko]

Rafa + Torres? Could strike gold again

 

[Lee]

Double blow for RDM - due to sacking arrived home early to find John Terry's car on the driveway.

Double blow for Di Matteo, apparently he got home after being sacked to find John Terry's car on his drive

 

[Miko]

Aha, sorry my bad

 

[Lee]

But seriously though if Rafa's Chelsea manager who will take over Liverpool at Christmas?

 

[Tastycles]

Michael Owen's moustache is a fucking beaut.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Best one I've seen this month. Jonathan Walters' one is pretty good too.

 

[Ming]

...

 

[Lee]

BAH GAWD BAH GAWD THE REFEREE HAS LOW BLOWED DI MATTEO! HE IS OUT!

 

[Lee]

What really happened with Matteo.

 

[Ming]

Loving the jokes about my distaste for Clattenberg's incompetence, (not really, you dicks) as for what happened in this tragic, fucking tragic day, just. Ugh. I can't even begin to describe how wrong it is.

Just. Fuck.

 

[Miko]

It is a shame, Rafa is in my top three most annoying people to manage a football club, and is a part of why Liverpool in general leave such a bad taste in my mouth, I was hoping the Spanish waiter would never work again, at least not in England, hopefully he fucks Chelsea up big time.

Dont worry Ming, maybe you'll get Redknapp next year, still a better choice than AVB.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Clattenburg's been cleared, Mikel's getting charged.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/...nappropriate-language-by-Football-Association

http://www1.skysports.com/football/...ave-charged-Chelsea-midfielder-John-Obi-Mikel

 

[a0161613]

It's hilarious. He's a brilliant manager but nobody but Liverpool fans seem to realise it.

 

[Lee]

Well we're through.