Domestic football - spam version

[Ming]

Kompany's been Centre-Back of the season, also one of the players of the season.

Apparently a lot of Liverpool fans want Rafa Benitez back, do any here share that opinion?

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

HELL NO!!!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Who scored the winning goal in the 2010 World Cup Final?

1. Andres Iniesta (right answer/what I said)
2. Lionel Messi (what they said)
3. Cristiano Ronaldo

I shouldn't watch quiz shows hosted by Dale Winton. They angry up the blood.

 

[Lee]

Who scored the winning goal in the 2010 World Cup Final?

1. Andres Iniesta (right answer/what I said)
2. Lionel Messi (what they said)
3. Cristiano Ronaldo

I shouldn't watch quiz shows hosted by Dale Winton. They angry up the blood.

On million pound drop they asked what Mario's job was:

Plumber
Construction Worker
Carpenter
Doctor

He's been all four of those.

 

[Remix]

I thought Dr Mario was an entirely different character.

EDIT: and by "entirely different" I mean he's intended not to be the plumber we all know and love. Just someone who looks exactly alike and has the same name.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Apparently a lot of Liverpool fans want Rafa Benitez back, do any here share that opinion?

Well, he still lives in Liverpool, would be an ideal fit. I don't really care about who I want/don't want as manager, until Kenny is sacked from his role, he's the boss, so I look more at what he is doing.

He better start looking for new players, cause fuck do we need a couple!

 

[a0161613]

Apparently the new liverpool shirt is offensive to the Hillsbrough dead.

Good fucking grief media. Good fucking grief.

It's not the media. The problem comes from the HJC, the Hillsborough Justice Group. Liverpool FC don't recognise this group and they are the ones who are upset.

The club recognise (and designed the kit after speaking with) the Hillsborough Family Support Group who look after the tribute at the ground etc. The HJC are making trouble with the club for no reason and the media picked up on it.

I like the kit, considering it's Warrior's first attempt, it's not bad.

I'd have Rafa back. He would have us much closer to the CL spots that Kenny has and it's crazy to think of what he would have done with the money. Probably would have worked better with Comolli and we wouldn't have bought Downing or Adam.

Rafa wanted to sign Silva before City did, Mata before Chelsea, Alves before Barca but the owners never backed him, we ended up with the likes of Riera, Pennant etc. Rafa's biggest mistake was not managing Xabi Alonso properly which is why he left. But he's a good manager. I dont see us going back to him but here's the thing. FSG always wanted AVB, they were talking to him before Chelsea but there was such massive support for Kenny that they went against their sabermetric principles. I think we will eventually end up with AVB, but I hope he goes elsewhere first to learn more. Who do we have in the meantime? I don't know and it's a little scary

In the meantime I hope Brendan Rogers stays at Swansea, he's going to be a great boss for a big club one day.

 

[Lee]

Here we go, last game of the season. I'm ill in bed. Great.

 

[Tastycles]

Oh Joleon!

 

[Gelgarin]

Joey Barton...

 

[Lee]

I wonder what Nietzsche has to say about elbowing Tevez, kicking Aguero, nutting Kompany then trying it on with Balotelli.

 

[Tastycles]

Agghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Lee]

2-1QPR!

 

[Tastycles]

Get Balotelli on. Get Dzeko on. You can't defend your way to win.

 

[Lee]

"Man City fans look distraught in the crowd. People are crying. The City players have to take ownership of this game now and play with their heads"

 

[a0161613]

This is the most amazing last day I've ever seen. I know 1996 was mental at the top but I dont remember it being so crazy at both ends.

 

[Gelgarin]

Nietzsche would have no problem with it.

Everyone else however...

 

[Барбоса]

Panic has set in with the City players already

 

[Tastycles]

Nasri is dog shit. Should have taken him off.

 

[a0161613]

"Get an ambulance to the Etihad. Severe choking occurring..."

Lulz

 

[Ming]

Oh dear City, oh dear.

 

[Tastycles]

I'd just like to re-iterate what I said about Dzeko when I saw him two years ago.

"He's shit"

 

[Lee]

My fav on the live text:

1630: Stephen in Mirfield texts: "What next on this crazy day? Tony Hibbert to score?!"

1631: Steady on, Stephen...

1633: GOAL Everton 3-1 Newcastle - Tony Hibbert OG (73 mins)

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

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I wouldn't piss on Joey Barton if he was on fire.