George Michael
The Mayor of Marktown
Allow me to be a bit crass for a moment.
This post isn't meant to serves as a dig to the ladies that Triple H has been with, but more of a psychological discussion about Triple H's subconscious mind. Let's examine some things.
His dating record the past ten years includes only Stephanie McMahon and Chyna (Joanie Laurer). Stephanie McMahon, even after having as much cosmetic surgery as she's had, could still easily pass for a man in drag if need be.
Examples here:
Stephanie
Actual man in Drag.
Now for those who are saying "But George, I would totally boink and marry a man in drag if it meant total control and influence over the wrestling world"; fair enough. But before Stephanie, Triple H was having relations with Chyna. Chyna, who looks like this now:
but looked like this then:
There would seemingly be no added benefit to dating this Chyna, other than maybe having someone who could always spot you at the gym. Maybe I can get away with blaming the media for neglecting to show women that look more like this, but even if I could get away with that, I can still say that I rarely see women who look like this anywhere. In fact the only place I've ever seen a woman who looks like 'original' Chyna, is on the internet, usually with the label 'Shemale' attached to her picture. How I know this is none of your damn business.
Okay, so maybe Trips is oblivious to his sexuality, like Tobias from Arrested Development. Maybe the issue should never be addressed directly, like Tobias’s sexuality on Arrested Development. The coincidences in the physical appearance of his lovers, and making a living hugging and tugging sweaty men dressed in trunks, while dressed in trunks, is not so much a coincidence. I’m just reading too much into it; it's crazy talk. Forget I said anything..
This post isn't meant to serves as a dig to the ladies that Triple H has been with, but more of a psychological discussion about Triple H's subconscious mind. Let's examine some things.
His dating record the past ten years includes only Stephanie McMahon and Chyna (Joanie Laurer). Stephanie McMahon, even after having as much cosmetic surgery as she's had, could still easily pass for a man in drag if need be.
Examples here:

Stephanie

Actual man in Drag.
Now for those who are saying "But George, I would totally boink and marry a man in drag if it meant total control and influence over the wrestling world"; fair enough. But before Stephanie, Triple H was having relations with Chyna. Chyna, who looks like this now:

but looked like this then:

There would seemingly be no added benefit to dating this Chyna, other than maybe having someone who could always spot you at the gym. Maybe I can get away with blaming the media for neglecting to show women that look more like this, but even if I could get away with that, I can still say that I rarely see women who look like this anywhere. In fact the only place I've ever seen a woman who looks like 'original' Chyna, is on the internet, usually with the label 'Shemale' attached to her picture. How I know this is none of your damn business.
Okay, so maybe Trips is oblivious to his sexuality, like Tobias from Arrested Development. Maybe the issue should never be addressed directly, like Tobias’s sexuality on Arrested Development. The coincidences in the physical appearance of his lovers, and making a living hugging and tugging sweaty men dressed in trunks, while dressed in trunks, is not so much a coincidence. I’m just reading too much into it; it's crazy talk. Forget I said anything..