Do You Let Your Pets Watch You Fuck?

[Cena's Little Helper]

I just typed something similar into google, and it seems like this is quite the popular discussion topic (not to mention the theme of many home videos that could be submitted to AFV if they allowed hardcore pornography on network television).

So, how do you feel about pets when you're doing the deed? If so, are you ever afraid that Fido's curious snout will add an unwanted third party to you and your partner's bumping of uglies?

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I throw pillows at my cats if they walk in. Creepy fucks.

 

[Macca]

Fuck no, that shit is gross.

I would never let my pet catch me with my cock out, pumping some young female like she was a Reebok. I'm rather prudish when it comes to my intimate moments.

 

[KeepItFresh]

My dogs like to sleep in my room, so yeah they've seen me get at my Wife on occasion. My cat on the other hand is usually elsewhere.

 

[Uncle Chester]

Yeah. I mean they don't even know what I'm doing so I think it's fine. Kind of like jacking off in front of a ******. It's completely harmless.

 

[KeepItFresh]

Yeah. I mean they don't even know what I'm doing so I think it's fine. Kind of like jacking off in front of a ******. It's completely harmless.

Oh my god this reminds me of this ******ed kid that jacked off in the same room I was in when I was younger. I told him to stop he did for a second then he just kept going. It was one of the most traumatic things that ever happened to me. He did have his back to me, but that doesn't seem to make the story sound any better.

 

[Macca]

I would have turned my back and started jacking back off at him to cancel out the sound.

You're not looking at or touching him, so it's no homo.

 

[KeepItFresh]

I think stealing his copy of SvsR 2007 ended up being a better idea.

 

[JGlass]

I actually got into a huge fight with a girlfriend with whether or not a dog could be in the room if my dog could be in the room while we fuck. She did not approve, but I figured we might as well sleep him on the floor, because otherwise he'd just growl outside the door until we were done, and who wants to bang one out with a dog whining outside the door? Not me.

Quite frankly, I don't see the big problem. It's not like he's gonna tell her mom... and even if he did, she's old enough.

 

[Dave]

How can my pet look at me when I am fucking if I am pile-driving it from behind?

You sick fuck!

 

[Macca]

Yeah. I mean they don't even know what I'm doing so I think it's fine. Or at least I hope so, otherwise it's going to be really uncomfortable with the golden retriever next door.

 

[Uncle Chester]

I LIKE ANAL SEX!

Charming tactic right there

 

[ABMorales787]

Have you really been online this entire time?

 

[Wolfdemon]

Seeing as how my cat lives in my room yeah. It's not really that big of a deal.

 

[Dave]

Who doesn't like anal sex?

 

[Tastycles]

Who doesn't like anal sex?

My cat, apparently.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Not as much of a let as a force to.