Describe The Wrestler in 5 words or less

[Poop Master Flex]

Pretty self explanatory. I drop the name of a wrestler and then the 1st person comments on the wrestler in 5 words or less. After the 1st person comments on the wrestler they name a wrestler and then the next person comments and so on and so forth.

Just in case here's an example.

Poster 1:
Hulk Hogan

Poster 2:
Bigger than Wrestling.
Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Poster 3:
Greatest of all time.
The Rock




So lets get this ball rolling with a familiar face that showed up on RAW.

Sid

 

[ProudFlairMark]

Intense, but horrible promo.
Shawn Michaels

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Greatest In-Ring Performer

John Cena

 

[Kayoh]

Most polarizing superstar in history.

Mike Bennett

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Hot as fuck girfriend.

Nikita Koloff

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Best in the World

CM Punk.

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Pipebomb

Jeff Hardy

 

[The_Misson]

Painted eyelids

Kane

 

[ABMorales787]

Jeff Hardy

Paying for his sins well.

Kane

Still has a full tank

Abyss.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Flames of fire.

Sharkboy.

 

[shattered dreams]

Oh shell yeah.

Raven.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Man of a thousand holds

John Cena.

 

[Bernkastel]

you can't see me

Rachel Summerlyn

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Who the fuck is that?

Kizarny.

 

[Bernkastel]

Krusty's gay son

Undertaker

 

[JGlass]

Who the fuck is that?

Kizarny.

Tozotal Buzust

Dean Malenko

 

[JGlass]

Krusty's gay son

Undertaker

Gimmick irrelevant, always enjoyable

Dean Malenko

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Good mat technician.

Triple H

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Good mat technician.

Triple H

Putting young deserving talent over.

Rob Van Dam

 

[JGlass]

Putting young deserving talent over.

Rob Van Dam

His kicks make people bleed.

Owen Hart

 

[Big Papa Santo]

His kicks make people bleed.

Owen Hart

Rest in peace.

Giant Gonzalez

 

[The_Misson]

Really Big

The Great Muta.

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Japan wrestling legend.

Hulk Hogan

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Jack Dude Brother

Chris Nowinski

 

[Kayoh]

Harvard douche and concussions.

Tommaso Ciampa.