Daniel Bryan's "Release" - The Spam Version

[Ferbian]

WWE really upped themselves after Wrestlemania, the only bad thing I've seen come out after Wrestlemania was Over The Limit and one or two NXT episodes (due to the crappy challenges)

 

[klunderbunker]

If it's true that this is just to get the attention off of Dixie's announcement, well done.

 

[Ferbian]

Yeah I mean holy shit we have over 400 guests viewing the Bryan Danielson thread, the same goes for the NXTWO thread.

And all of them have more replies than Dixie's announcement could even dream of getting.

 

[Remix]

Yep. If this is legit, Vince's timing is awesome. If not, Vince is a fucking genius.

 

[klunderbunker]

It also tells me that it's possible Vince had gotten word of whatever Dixie's surprise is and it's gotten his attention. That's a good sign.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Yep. If this is legit, Vince's timing is awesome. If not, Vince is a fucking genius.

And Dixie is shit out of luck. It's smart in both ways,really. No matter how its played, Dixie's announcement, short of putting in Porn on the PPV's and having Velvet Sky walk out of there naked, got dwarfed by a simple "We wish Daniel Bryan the best of luck in all future endeavors"

 

[Ferbian]

Hulk Hogan is coming to TNA.. oh, wait.

Yeah I'm not really seeing what could possibly be huge, it can't be Goldberg, it can't be Shawn.. Jeff Hardy as champion? meh.

I'm not seeing anything for it.

 

[Remix]

My policy is that if we know something, Vince knows it too, and probably a bit more besides. Industrial espionage you know. If Dave's got sources, Vince probably does too.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'd bet on something rather underwhelming like Heyman or something, which would be a bad idea since it would give us ANOTHER on screen authority figure and ANOTHER voice in creative which is already overflowing.

 

[Remix]

Hulk Hogan is coming to TNA.. oh, wait.

Yeah I'm not really seeing what could possibly be huge, it can't be Goldberg, it can't be Shawn.. Jeff Hardy as champion? meh.

I'm not seeing anything for it.

Pulling a WCWesque push of the big red reset button?

 

[klunderbunker]

My policy is that if we know something, Vince knows it too, and probably a bit more besides. Industrial espionage you know. If Dave's got sources, Vince probably does too.

Meltzer amuses me at times. He's the king of the smarks and while he does indeed get a lot right, at the end of the day Vince is the ultimate master of all this. He truly is whether we want to admit it or not.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Hulk Hogan is coming to TNA.. oh, wait.

Yeah I'm not really seeing what could possibly be huge, it can't be Goldberg, it can't be Shawn.. Jeff Hardy as champion? meh.

I'm not seeing anything for it.

Maybe they will all break out in song and dance to "Maria" and sing it to the Knockouts standing on the ramp.

Only thing missing to really splurge the knife in the heart of TNA.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm intrigued by what the announcement is. I'm thinking Heyman or an additional TV show.

 

[Mr. Truth]

It's going to be something lame like either moving to NYC or Impact will no longer have a permanent location.

 

[Ferbian]

Pulling a WCWesque push of the big red reset button?

A WCWesque push? what?

Talking about Maria Steve, that's about the only thing that could make me watch TNA and think of it as a good surprise, Maria doing Velvet Sky's entrance, yes please.

 

[Remix]

I'm going with 'Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff are gone from TNA. We wish them the best of luck with their future endevours'

 

[klunderbunker]

Wait.....the FCW thing happened Wednesday. If HHH went off on Tuesday, how in the hell was Danielson wrestling at an FCW show the next day?

 

[Remix]

A WCWesque push? what?

Talking about Maria Steve, that's about the only thing that could make me watch TNA and think of it as a good surprise, Maria doing Velvet Sky's entrance, yes please.

I seem to remember reading about a WCW incident where essentially everybody was stripped of their titles. Don't know (or care particularly) if it happened or not, but it seemed apt.

 

[ZeroVX]

I'm intrigued by what the announcement is. I'm thinking Heyman or an additional TV show.

I'm putting my money on the TV show, actually. There's been talk of TNA talking to Heyman, but I doubt he'd agree to go, considering he has issues with both Bischoff and Russo.

 

[Mr. Truth]

Wait.....the FCW thing happened Wednesday. If HHH went off on Tuesday, how in the hell was Danielson wrestling at an FCW show the next day?

I'm going with that story was made up. I posted it in the thread to spark further debate, after someone posted the original OMG HHH GOT DB FIRED post. Nothing about it makes sense really.

 

[Remix]

Wait.....the FCW thing happened Wednesday. If HHH went off on Tuesday, how in the hell was Danielson wrestling at an FCW show the next day?

Welcome to a couple of hours ago, when we all decided the HHH thing was bollocks.

 

[klunderbunker]

I seem to remember reading about a WCW incident where essentially everybody was stripped of their titles. Don't know (or care particularly) if it happened or not, but it seemed apt.

April of 2000. There were like 3-4 tournaments going on at once at Spring Stampede.

 

[Mr. Truth]

Bischoff and Hogan are out, Heyman is in. Russo's been thrown down a well. That would be great.

 

[The Doctor]

The surprise is Jimmy Wang Yang, and the Triple H story and Michael Cole Twitter are both bullshit.

 

[Ferbian]

I seem to remember reading about a WCW incident where essentially everybody was stripped of their titles. Don't know (or care particularly) if it happened or not, but it seemed apt.

Could be hilarious, one big all weekend Pay Per View of tournaments to crown champions, or weeks and weeks of wrestling tournaments for championship belts, think of the awesomeness of that.