Daniel Bryan's "Release" - The Spam Version

[J-Dogg]

And Dixie is shit out of luck. It's smart in both ways,really. No matter how its played, Dixie's announcement, short of putting in Porn on the PPV's and having Velvet Sky walk out of there naked, got dwarfed by a simple "We wish Daniel Bryan the best of luck in all future endeavors"

Dixie can't make an announcement to save her life, thats all the KO's are..softcore porn.

Hulk Hogan is coming to TNA.. oh, wait.

Yeah I'm not really seeing what could possibly be huge, it can't be Goldberg, it can't be Shawn.. Jeff Hardy as champion? meh.

I'm not seeing anything for it.

Maybe the midget wrestlers invade TNA...led by Hornswoggle.

My money is on this either being a work or a legit firing. I'll have to check my sources on these to see if both are a possibility though.

Sources..what sources might they be?

 

[CH David]

Well, I look at it as a win-win here. Either this is a work, and he gets even more momentum by coming back after being "fired" again or he really is released and I might be able to see him in ROH next month when I go see them.

If it is legit, I have no clue if it is or not, unless some new thing came out, we can't see him. It wouldn't be 90 days.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Cabana showed up at an indy show the day after his release. Plus the DVD wouldn't come out within 90 days

 

[CH David]

As speculation, if he is canned by the E, and he shows up at ROH, or news even breaks that he will, I jizz.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Me too. Like, I can't even put into words how epic that would be

 

[CH David]

Words probably wouldn't be able to describe it, other than maybe marking out like Texans did when Stone Cold came out at WM 17. It may be bigger than my Punk mark outs.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

So on a long Saturday..what else is there to do? Still enjoying the fact that Bryan Danielson has left WWE.

Either it's a part of the storyline, or Cole is just a cunt.

 

[Cookie]

It's not a work.

Danielson left the company to elope with RVDgurl. Meltzer is reporting that the two are "very happy."

 

[The Doctor]

Cole's Twitter is fake.

 

[Mr. Steve]

It's not a work.

Danielson left the company to elope with RVDgurl. Meltzer is reporting that the two are "very happy."

I bet they celebrated their honeymoon in Vegas.

By the way, I checked out a signature the guy that's got the DBNXT twitter...and read this.

Spoiler

43. Bryan Danielson I was only doing my job.

I had to share with you guys. I even signed it just for that.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Cole's Twitter is fake.

It's still real to me dammit.

 

[Cookie]

But is it damn real?

These are questions that must be asked.

 

[gd]

What's the consensus on this? Work, I'd assume. Not gonna bother reading all of this.

 

[Baller]

You would think Danielson would make an official tweet by now stating if the release was real by now, so I am assuming work.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

It's likely real, Disarray.

 

[Coco]

Word is other indy darlings are saying that it's real. So either he's working them, or the WWE is working him.

 

[KnowYoRole]

so i'm guessing vince wasn't happy about releasing him, but he was pressured into doing it?

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

I bet vince is laughing in his office right now due to the amount of "internet press" this thing is getting.

 

[Coco]

I bet vince is laughing in his office right now due to the amount of "internet press" this thing is getting.

Yeah, a story that was bound to generate discussion is generating discussion. Side splitter.

Anyway,

 

[Coco]

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[J-Dogg]

Did he seriously say he was gonna punch John Cena back in ROH?

 

[Coco]

Indeed.

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[Ferbian]

I loved the "He will get his fucking head kicked in" chant, and Bryan Danielson's reply to it

 

[Thriller Ant]

Why is the video flipped?

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Work