Daniel Bryan's Recovery Going Worse Than Expected

[George Steele's Barber]

He will have to have his neck amputated by renowned surgeon Dr. James Andrews. Rumors are swirling that he will also have his shoulders removed for better weight distribution. Speculation is abound that this part of the surgery is unnecessary and he is just doing it so he can't be pinned in the future. Recovery is expected to be three to five months.

What type of medications/self medications do you take?

 

[A11oftheLights]

yeah if you gonna try be funny actually be funny or at the very least politically incorrect

 

[Mustang Sally]

Rumors are swirling that he will also have his shoulders removed for better weight distribution.

Or maybe he's preparing to plug the dandruff shampoo: "Head and No Shoulders."

Professionally speaking, having his neck & shoulders removed would make it that much harder for Kane to apply the Tombstone, which should help Daniel in that series of matches. I like the strategy.

 

[Alastor]

Daniel Bryan was able to do this because of his new endorsement contract.

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[Dan Severn's Moustache]

yeah if you gonna try be funny actually be funny or at the very least politically incorrect

GSB never fails to make me feel happy.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

yeah if you gonna try be funny actually be funny or at the very least politically incorrect

Wow, I never knew people could be so cruel. And on the internet of all places. Is nothing sacred to you?

Or maybe he's preparing to plug the dandruff shampoo: "Head and No Shoulders."

Professionally speaking, having his neck & shoulders removed would make it that much harder for Kane to apply the Tombstone, which should help Daniel in that series of matches. I like the strategy.

Sally, where did you go? The natives were extremely restless while you were gone. I think a few folks were going through slight withdrawal without the occassional Sally rep and 's.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Bryan's getting his shoulders removed?

That's brilliant, he will never get pinned again.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Bryan's getting his shoulders removed?

That's brilliant, he will never get pinned again.

You literally repeated the joke that's in the original post.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Well I'll fucking answer the question presented.

Ambien.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Well I'll fucking answer the question presented.

Ambien.

Glad someone participated. I assume you take it for sleep. How bad were things before you started taking it? How is it working for you? Any side effects?

 

[Slyfox696]

Glad someone participated. I assume you take it for sleep. How bad were things before you started taking it? How is it working for you? Any side effects?

I hear one of the nastier side effects is an incessant urge to advertise BBQ sauce.

 

[Alex]

All Bryan needs is some blessed Hashish.

Look at RVD has he ever had a major injury to the neck, no because of the blessed herb

 

[Slyfox696]

All Bryan needs is some blessed Hashish.

Look at RVD has he ever had a major injury to the neck, no because of the blessed herb

Daniel Bryan with a major neck injury still held the title longer than RVD and his "blessed herb". Just saying.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Glad someone participated. I assume you take it for sleep. How bad were things before you started taking it? How is it working for you? Any side effects?

I do.

Hard to describe. Flaccid? I think flaccid is a good word for it.

Hit or miss. College stress is a mighty caffeine.

Besides the occasional James Franco hallucination, pretty tame effects.

 

[Slash-LN]

You would think Cena would tell him his secret to speedy recovery. Then when Bryan comes back they can form an unstoppable tag team.

 

[Wally Dangerously]

Rumors are swirling that he will also have his shoulders removed for better weight distribution.

I've also heard that doctors are contemplating grafting a portion of El Torito's regenerating tail to Bryan in order to provide better balance and prevent future injury.

However, this news is already drawing heat from an outraged PETA, which is already furious with WWE for its mistreatment of goats, bulls, Great Khali, etc.

 

[Blade]

If Bryan had just injected himself with 100 CC's of Cena blood, he'd have been back wrestling last week.