I really hope this doesn't happen. I mean, I really REALLY hope this doesn't happen. WWE is going down the road once (or twice) traveled by WCW years ago by bringing in these celebrities to "wrestle" their top stars. They did it with David Arquette (whom albeit, is a huge fan of wrestling), even putting the WCW World Title on him. They also brought in celebrities to events as a way to hype up said events, and while some worked, most did not.
I get it. I understand that wrestling is indeed entertainment & that in order to "entertain" you have to have "entertainers" from time to time. That's fine. But once they step into the ring to "wrestle" that's a horse of a different color, to borrow a phrase from one of my favorite movies of all time, The Wizard of Oz. And since we're on the subject of the Wizard of Oz, it seems as in the case of one Daniel Bryan, WWE is saying, "don't pay attention to the man behind the curtain." And that man being Vince McMahon.
Vince has to see that Daniel Bryan is the 3rd most over guy they have on the roster right now, behind John Cena and CM Punk. He's such a throwback to the old school that it's not even funny, and that's such a compliment. We all know his accolades and the fact that he could do like Ric Flair once said and have a match with a broom and make the broom look good. He's just that damn good. He was a cocky yet believable World Champion, whom, in the opinions of a lot of people including myself, should STILL be World Champion. Sheamus is stale, about as bland as his pasty white skin (no offense to white people whatsoever) and predictable. He doesn't sell for his opponents and makes them look weak, even when he's in a compromising situation. Daniel Bryan on the other hand made his opponents look better, even when he was facing anyone from The Big Show, Kane or CM Punk. The man is just gold in the ring...But then here comes the shoe dropping and the comic relief. Enter Charlie Sheen.
If this isn't the biggest crap they can throw one of the top performers then I don't know what is. 1st of all, not to jump subjects, but you still have the US title around that goof ball Santino. I don't like it one bit. But if someone is going to have the US title and try to bring respectability back to it, it should be Daniel Bryan. But no, instead they go with the least common denominator once again and bring in an actor to perhaps wrestle a wrestler. Daniel Bryan is a wrestler 1st, sports entertainer second. Stop with always need outside people to seemingly validate the product. And if that's the case, don't pair that actor up with someone who the fans see as legit, because in the eyes of the fans it dilutes someone the stature of Daniel Bryan while just trying to make a few extra bucks, get a few extra cameras flashing and a few extra news shows to come around. Memo to the WWE brass: The media doesn't care about you. They don't care if you bring in Charlie Sheen or Charlie Chaplin. They're still going to mock you, perhaps even more since they know you have to stoop to this level. I'm not against Sheen being present. I'm also not against him being outside the ring in some capacity, but what I am against is having him step into the ring to face a wrestler. Santino? Perhaps that'd be a different story. One comic relief deserves another. But why mix serious with funny in this situation? Not cool.
So here's Daniel Bryan's reward for being just so damn good. Here's his reward for busting his ass every night, for giving the best he can and dropping the title in about less than 45 seconds to someone whom the fans don't really get anyway AT WrestleMania. Here's the reward for working a fantastic program with CM Punk over the latter part of the spring and early summer. For having 5 stars matches with Punk whether or not it was on RAW or pay-per-views. Give him Charlie eff'n Sheen. And never mind all the above mentioned statements, just so long as Vince can attract people who really don't give a damn about him, his company or his wrestlers, it doesn't matter whatsoever. Daniel Bryan deserves so much more than this. Way more. I certainly hope this never happens. If it does, then it should be DANIEL BRYAN sitting on top of the RAW set giving HIS pipe bomb about the way WWE handles its top stars. This isn't cool. Please lemme know what you think. I'd appreciate feedback. Thanks.