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Alright, I believe you. Just try to meet me halfway. If you want an image made, provide a sample at least. I can make a WrestleZone Forums gif, but I'm not just going to summon one up. Despite appearances I do do other things.
 
Yeah, people. Butch is far too busy making sweet love to his John Stamos mannequin to be bothered with such things. He missed The 3rd Annual Drunken Stripper Paintball Extravaganza for that damn thing, so forgive him if he cant perform internet image wizardry at the drop of a hat.

See, Butcher? This new cult is just using you for their own amusement. If you come back to the darkside, you can have your old room back. I even made sure to feed the Asian midget in your closet & even though he escaped his cage, we got him back with only minimal damage. The doctor says he has a 20% chance of growing his fingers back, but that is just an estimate due to medical science not being too sure on why their biology differs from ours. I am sure they will be able to fix him soon, so I told the little guy to keep his fingers crossed... which is totally easier now that I tied his detached mini sausage fingers together with string so he has something to play with.
 
Thanks to nightmare's forced, trite, tired negativity, the Cult of Kapu is inspired to induct another honorary member. Unlike the previous two, this member is still with us at WZF, and she stands as a beacon of positivity: Mustang Sally

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Sally, you are an example to us all. It's always a pleasure to converse with you. Your place in this club is reserved.
 
Thanks to nightmare's forced, trite, tired negativity, the Cult of Kapu is inspired to induct another honorary member. Unlike the previous two, this member is still with us at WZF, and she stands as a beacon of positivity: Mustang Sally

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Sally, you are an example to us all. It's always a pleasure to converse with you. Your place in this club is reserved.

I wonder if Sally has ever been to the Bar Room. Our postings here doesn't seem like her cup of tea.
 
Its impossible to hate Sally.

Although the evil nature of your cult continues to infect others. Forcing them to participate in your shenanigans without consent is wrong. Has Bill Cosby taught you nothing?
 
Well Although i am weak in english, yet i got 94 out of 100 in 12th finals!
They say all men are created equal, and when the exam starts, each candidate has a 50-50 chance of scoring good marks. But I'm the Genetic Smark, and I managed to score 66... This means I was 16% above all men and just a little over 33 and 1/3% short of full marks, whereas you were just 6% below full marks, putting you 28% ahead of me. Now, the Big Bad Smarky Daddy has the 102nd highest rep count in this forum of 24,538 members, which means I'm among the top 0.41% of these sonsofbitches. However, half of these rednecks are inactive anyway, meaning that I'm in the top 0.205% bracket of current users. But when you take your 28% advantage over my 16.205%, you are 11.795% better than Wrestlezone's best. See, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for anyone that messes with you. :worship:
 
Crocker alt! Clearly lying right here.

I'm so deep in alts it's hard keeping track. Just know that Kapu is definitely not my alt and any insinuation to the contrary should be dismissed.

Unrelated, I think the punishment for creating alts is too harsh.

Bill Cosby taught me that ugly sweaters aren't just for Christmastime.

They're also for despicable acts of lechery. I guess we already probably knew that, though. More of a confirmation...
 
In less than 4 months after joining, I have earned nominations for Nicest Poster, Rookie of the Year, Biggest Troll, Should be in Prison but isnot, Worst Poster, Worst Thread Starter, Bromance of the Year with my buddy The Butcher, Best Thread Starter, Best Rivalry with Crocker..... Dont know what to feel!
 

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