Colin Cowherd's Views about Canada and Mexico

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I'm watching him on ESPNU right now and he's talking about how we should treat Mexico better than Canada. He said Canadians are snobby and give us cold weather and Mexicans are nice and give us hot weather...lol

 

[Coco]

Being smarter doesn't make us snobs.

 

[Minor League Brian]

You all are quite snobby, tis what I've experienced. Course the French lot of you more so then any other.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It's a great point. It's kinda why I prefer Stoke to the Lake District. More concrete here.

 

[Coco]

I've had the unfortunate experience of witnessing southern pride first hand. Our snobbery has nothing on the unmerited flaunting, cockiness, and rudeness of some of the hicks I've seen down there.

 

[TwistofRKO]

I love him. This is kind of a weird statement, but he's usually funny with them.

TM(exico) would like this.

 

[Mr. TM]

I think you should treat us poor Mexicans better than those damn Canucks.

 

[Coco]

Because drugs and mysterious illnesses are soooo endearing.

...says the regular House viewer...

 

[Mr. TM]

All you Canucks do is bitch about hockey and eskimoes

 

[Y 2 Jake]

eskimoes

Inuit, racist.

 

[Coco]

And Shawn Michaels, and Earl Hebner, and Vince McMahon. And we do it more efficiently than you ever could.

 

[Mr. TM]

I think in America, and therefore, the country America wishes it was, they are still called Eskimos. Damn Americans wishing they were Mexicans.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I think in America, and therefore, the country America wishes it was, they are still called Eskimos. Damn Americans wishing they were Mexicans.

Canada gave us Pamela Anderson. Has Mexico given us a woman like her?

 

[Mr. TM]

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Hayek > Anderson. If not for bosom alone.

 

[Coco]

Fuck. End of thread.

 

[Mr. TM]

Apparently they find this attractive.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Touche

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Apparently they find this attractive.

I never have. Not even in Baywatch. If I wanted a plasic woman I'd find one of those fine ass mannequins from New Look's window display.

 

[Coco]

Apparently they find this attractive.

Still not the worst thing that Baywatch has given popular culture.

 

[Mr. TM]

What's wrong with Shar-Peis?

 

[Coco]

The one on his stomach was dumb (or lazy) enough to stay in that position, so they're stupid and undignified creatures.

Seriously, I've seen soft-core porn that was less suggestive.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

What's wrong with Shar-Peis?

They don't put up enough of a fight when I put them in a cage with a pit bull.

 

[Mr. TM]

they were never meant to be a cage fighting breed. But put them in a larger environment, and they'll use it. Maybe you should come down to TM's dog fighting yard.

 

[Tastycles]

I've met Hasselhoff. We were in Ellesmere Port, Cheshire which is on the Wirral and he came out of his car and shouted "hello, Manchester" to thousands of bemused scousers.

Here we are.