First case on the docket is "Doc vs. Chester: Who would you rather have a beer with? Who would you rather have a beer with if there's a significant chance that beer will lead to date-rape?" I'll hear opening arguments now from Angel and whoever is representing Doc. Shouldn't be hard to find someone for that job. People love sucking up to mods. Then we'll open these proceedings up to chaos.
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Coco The Monkey's Court Of Public Opinion: Ten Minutes To Wapner
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Serious Mozzarella
Special Victims Unit
Doc doesn't drink beer. He drinks gasoline.
DirtyJosé
Best angle of all: retirement
My legal advice to Doc. Here's your half of the sunshine blotter. Eat it.
I'll represent Doc to prevent anyone who is a mod suck up from sucking up.
I'd rather have a beer with Doc if there was a good chance the beer would lead to date-rape for two reasons. Drinking the beer with Doc would be fun, he seems like the type of guy who is much more fun when he's loosened up.
As for the date rape part, Doc is a virgin, so I'm guessing he'd get all ready for the raping thing but then call it off after deciding he wants his first time to be special.
I'd rather have a beer with Doc if there was a good chance the beer would lead to date-rape for two reasons. Drinking the beer with Doc would be fun, he seems like the type of guy who is much more fun when he's loosened up.
As for the date rape part, Doc is a virgin, so I'm guessing he'd get all ready for the raping thing but then call it off after deciding he wants his first time to be special.
Goliath Uterus
Getting Noticed By Management
I'd rather have a beer with Chester, he's not gay, and he has a non gay sense of humor.
ÐаÑбоÑа
doesn't know REAL wrestling...
Why would I want to have a beer with someone who is not cheerful and happy?
Also I fear that Chester might get angry should I accidently spill some of his beer while Doc would probably end up apologising to me
ScreaminNormanSmiley
formerly ScreaminNormanSmiley
Angel used a very strong tactic. Now if someone votes against Chester, it will seem as if they are discriminating against heterosexuals.
Mr. Artistic guy
Better Off This Way
Quite the conundrum.
ÐаÑбоÑа
doesn't know REAL wrestling...
I don't know. My query was meant in a rhetorical sense
Mantaur Rodeo Clown
X-Pac Rules
You told me you aren't fat, so definitely you.
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
Both of them are too young to drink anyway.
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
You hear that Coco? JGlass just called you a poser.
Hulk Hogan's Brother
Stop asking me what I'm gonna do!!!
Chester sounds frustrated so it's a given that he will try to rape anyone within his vicinity.
Doc wants his first time to be special and with someone he actually cares about so I'd feel safer with him.
Doc wants his first time to be special and with someone he actually cares about so I'd feel safer with him.
Uncle Chester
I see you, and your penis.
Uncle Chester
I see you, and your penis.
Doc's been a virgin longer than I have, therefore he wants it more and in a harder way. Also he has a pissing fetish, so that may play a factor.
Final Form Snyper.
GOAT Human Being
Doc wins, I'd like to get him... I mean get drunk with him
I'd us to focus on the rape portion, as the beer portion could go either way. You can enjoy a beer with just about anyone, but date rape is enjoyable to no one. But at least with Doc there's a chance you'll be on top. Chester is an asshole, and thusly he'll want to stick his log into yours. Doc wouldn't know what to do, so he'd make you demonstrate on him.
