Club for Aussie's

[Derf]

I don't thinlk she's that bad looking... I'd do her...

 

[greenie]

Sparky I know that you where jk

What is Centrelink? Is that where you go to get Unemployment Benifits?
Here in Queensland we have to go to QDUAL
Queensland Department of Unemployed And Lazy
Really cool place to go the have coffee and muffins. I like going there during my lunch break and pretending I am unemployed and complaining to the staff about 'The Man' holding me back.

Good times

I lived in Calamvale (brisbane) for the last two years, I only moved back to adelaide like two months ago.

There's still centrelink in queensland where u got to go too put in your foarms* but there is a REAL places like that QDUAL joke you made matt.

JPET: 20 backster* st in the Valley its across the street from the Valley CentreLink.

its a place that you can go and get a free feed and find a job with a little help from the salvos

And monkey you wouldn't. On second thought ya probbaley* would close us down if you got the chance.

Bloody americans always trying to keep an Aussie down

On a side note dose this thread have enough people using it to make it a sticky thread?

 

[Sparky]

Greenie as i was JUST saying to Monkey

Bloody americans always trying to keep an Aussie down

is what will get this thread closed. we dont want to turn this into a war.

 

[Derf]

On a side note dose this thread have enough people using it to make it a sticky thread?

Not even close. But as long as you gus keep using it, it'll stay atop the Bar Room anyways, so don't worry bout it.

 

[Matt Phoenix]

JPET: 20 backster* st in the Valley its across the street from the Valley CentreLink.

No Greenie
They paved JPET and put up a parking lot, With a pink hotel, a boutique, And a swinging hot spot. Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you've got till it's gone? They paved JPET and put up a parking lot.
Seriously I parked my horse there last week when I went to QDUAL to complain about the man and get my free muffin.

And I havent seen a Centrelink in Brissy ever, are you sure its real?

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I wouldnt close this thread if I could. It was only a joke my Aussie Friends.

 

[Sparky]

WHOOOO Monkey is an Australian at heart

 

[greenie]

I see say the blind man as he pick up his hammer and saw.

Thanks papa, derf and sparky I think I just had a small doase* of D.T.B.Y.P.I

Don't Think Before You Post Ittiusa*

I know ur the kind of guy who loves to take the piss and so am I sorry posters

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I did just take a piss. TAKE THAT!!!!

 

[Sparky]

!

 

[greenie]

What colour was the piss?

Mines yellow take that
(Wow I don't think that could've sounded any more stuip than it dose)

 

[Matt Phoenix]

What colour was the piss?

Mines yellow take that
(Wow I don't think that could've sounded any more stuip than it dose)

Yellow? That means you are dehydrated. Go drink more water quickly! I would lend you some from Brissy but we are on restrictions so you will have to get your own.

 

[Matt Phoenix]

I wouldnt close this thread if I could. It was only a joke my Aussie Friends.

I heart Monkey_Mania

Its running wild Brother!

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Monkey_Mania loves you too.


Remember, Say your vitamins and eat your prayers

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Dont forget to wash behind your ears either.

 

[Sparky]

yes dad

 

[Matt Phoenix]

I don't thinlk she's that bad looking... I'd do her...

Really e-Derf? Really?
Since it is the other page I can place another deterrent photo

Nicole ****man from 1983, pre hair straighteners and pre botox

BTW I like Muriel's Wedding, funny movie

 

[Tim]

Hey, I thought this was the Club for Aussies, not the Monkey Mania appreciation thread..

 

[Sparky]

It is the Club for Aussies. Tim go sign up for the Mafia game in the games thread...

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Hey, I thought this was the Club for Aussies, not the Monkey Mania appreciation thread..

You just dont understand yet that Monkey_Mania is running wild.




Brotha.

 

[Danmen001]

Australians > Monkey_Mania and his brother.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Ummm....




Infraction for sassing a mod.


I might be joking, I might not be.

 

[Matt Phoenix]

Oh another thing that I dont like in Australia

Today Tonight and that bitch Anna Coren
Seriously at least with Naomi Robson she was at least moderately attractive and you could buy her as the bitch that looks down her nose at everyone. Anna Coren is a pathetic excuse for a fill in.

Does anyone have a favourite segment on this shitty show?
Mine are when you have random old people saying they got ripped off over the internet or by some young but ugly lady and I am all like mate they certainly werent after you for your personality

 

[Sparky]

Mines when it ends

 

[Matt Phoenix]

Mines when it ends

True, True

BTW I just scored the 200th Post

Aussie for life

I am also requesting Sparky is Club President or Club Prime Minister if you like, do we have a PM or President yet?