Close the door on the cage.

[ZeroVX]

Have you not read anything that Slyfox has written on The Cage? It's going to attract certain people, so, take away the ones currently in it, and you're going to eventually get more just like them. Of course, we always have nonsensical whiners like yourself in the spam areas, so I don't know why I'm responding to you here. Even if we were fortunate enough to have you fuck off, someone just like you would show up in a matter of weeks.

The point I was trying to make is that all the people within the categories I made have one thing in common: They complain. I doubt Sly made the Cage to be a bitch-fest, but that's what it's turned into lately. It's one thing when it's directed at one person that actually has it coming, i.e. Fury or Jenks. It's another thing when I can divide up most of the people in the Cage like I did.

And I wasn't complaining about these people. I thought I made my message perfectly clear: Shut the fuck up, and do something else other than complain. I fail to understand how you couldn't see that.

As for you and me, I'm trying to not have a problem with you. As a mod, I think you're doing a fine job. Your section is one of my favourites on these forums. But as a person, lately, you're really grinding on my nerves. When Jenks was "on trial", you were right there with Coco and Luther, begging to keep him around for some twisted sense of entertainment. Were some of the people talking about him going over the top? Yes, but in the end, most of it was deserved. He was not funny, nor entertaining. He was backwards, bigoted, and just generally stupid.

When Doc talked about how the Cage was apparently terrible, you jumped on him and basically told him to GTFO. Likewise for 90's Kid. Of course, God forbid someone have a differing opinion, right? If Doc wants to bring conversation to the Cage, he can, and if you don't like it, shut your fucking mouth and don't participate. 90's Kid is someone I cannot notice at all, and that should be a sign that he's not the new Jenks or anything like that. Jenks was blatantly terrible, so much so that he had a new thread a day going on about how fucking terrible he is. In that aspect, Next Jericho or Wide Cheeks or whatever the fuck he is is closer to the new Jenks. You're jumping on a bandwagon simply because you disagree with his opinions, and that's pretty damn immature.

Finally, yes, this is what you would call a "word skyscraper", but the posts I'm sure you were referring to aren't that big. Mostly because I pad them out

with pictures like this, or videos

[YOUTUBE]jJC5yUECbGs&[/YOUTUBE]

like this. If you don't like my posts in your section, go ahead and delete them. It'll even give me an excuse to not write.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

What's with the paragraphs in the Cage lately? Nobody wants to read that shit.

 

[SpoodBeest]

What's with the paragraphs in the Cage lately? Nobody wants to read that shit.

This. 100x This.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

The hypocrisy in this post is absolutely amazing.

The point I was trying to make is that all the people within the categories I made have one thing in common: They complain. I doubt Sly made the Cage to be a bitch-fest, but that's what it's turned into lately. It's one thing when it's directed at one person that actually has it coming, i.e. Fury or Jenks. It's another thing when I can divide up most of the people in the Cage like I did.

And I wasn't complaining about these people. I thought I made my message perfectly clear: Shut the fuck up, and do something else other than complain. I fail to understand how you couldn't see that.

As for you and me, I'm trying to not have a problem with you. As a mod, I think you're doing a fine job. Your section is one of my favourites on these forums. But as a person, lately, you're really grinding on my nerves. When Jenks was "on trial", you were right there with Coco and Luther, begging to keep him around for some twisted sense of entertainment. Were some of the people talking about him going over the top? Yes, but in the end, most of it was deserved. He was not funny, nor entertaining. He was backwards, bigoted, and just generally stupid.

When Doc talked about how the Cage was apparently terrible, you jumped on him and basically told him to GTFO. Likewise for 90's Kid. Of course, God forbid someone have a differing opinion, right? If Doc wants to bring conversation to the Cage, he can, and if you don't like it, shut your fucking mouth and don't participate. 90's Kid is someone I cannot notice at all, and that should be a sign that he's not the new Jenks or anything like that. Jenks was blatantly terrible, so much so that he had a new thread a day going on about how fucking terrible he is. In that aspect, Next Jericho or Wide Cheeks or whatever the fuck he is is closer to the new Jenks. You're jumping on a bandwagon simply because you disagree with his opinions, and that's pretty damn immature.

Finally, yes, this is what you would call a "word skyscraper", but the posts I'm sure you were referring to aren't that big. Mostly because I pad them out

with pictures like this, or videos

[YOUTUBE]jJC5yUECbGs&[/YOUTUBE]

like this. If you don't like my posts in your section, go ahead and delete them. It'll even give me an excuse to not write.

I like the last idea though.

 

[Immaculate]

This shit is crazy. I luv it

 

[The Doctor]

That's a great YTP.

 

[Immaculate]

Anyone watch HIAC?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

The point I was trying to make is that all the people within the categories I made have one thing in common: They complain. I doubt Sly made the Cage to be a bitch-fest, but that's what it's turned into lately. It's one thing when it's directed at one person that actually has it coming, i.e. Fury or Jenks. It's another thing when I can divide up most of the people in the Cage like I did.

It's a bitch fest because of people like you. If you'd leave, along with some other people, then I'm pretty sure the problems would clear up pretty quickly.

And I wasn't complaining about these people. I thought I made my message perfectly clear: Shut the fuck up, and do something else other than complain. I fail to understand how you couldn't see that.

Do something for these forums besides write critiques about Twilight and then maybe I'll actually take your advice. You offer nothing to these forums save for op-eds that not even the shittiest of e-zines would touch if you begged them to take it.

As for you and me, I'm trying to not have a problem with you. As a mod, I think you're doing a fine job. Your section is one of my favourites on these forums. But as a person, lately, you're really grinding on my nerves. When Jenks was "on trial", you were right there with Coco and Luther, begging to keep him around for some twisted sense of entertainment. Were some of the people talking about him going over the top? Yes, but in the end, most of it was deserved. He was not funny, nor entertaining. He was backwards, bigoted, and just generally stupid.

JenksIX was 100 times more entertaining than you'll ever be in your life. The last time I checked, that's what this particular part of the forum was all about: enjoying yourself and having a laugh. Provide some enjoyment or fucking leave, man. I can't think of a single person that actually wants you around here, hombre. You're an insignificant twat, even something worse than what JenksIX was...savor the only attention you'll ever get here in this post I'm making right now.

When Doc talked about how the Cage was apparently terrible, you jumped on him and basically told him to GTFO.

Last time I checked, Doc and I have access to a part of the forum that you can't view. Couldn't it be possible that he's said some things there in regards to this part of the forum? If you don't know what you're talking about, then just shut the fuck up. Aren't you supposed to be a journalism major? Something tells me you failed your course in journalistic research.

Likewise for 90's Kid. Of course, God forbid someone have a differing opinion, right?

If your sole purpose is to do nothing but bitch about a part of the forum, then you're going to get called out for it. I should actually lump you in with him, since everything else you've supposedly offered to this forum is nothing more than rubbish.

If Doc wants to bring conversation to the Cage, he can, and if you don't like it, shut your fucking mouth and don't participate.

Right, because I called out Doc for trying to start conversation in the Cage...this never actually happened, moron. I only got on his tits after he asked for the Cage to be closed down.

You're jumping on a bandwagon simply because you disagree with his opinions, and that's pretty damn immature.

I have no clue what the fuck you're talking about here. I have never been on a bandwagon at WZ in my whole time here. If I don't like someone, I don't like someone. If I like them, I like them. Also, I think Norm just called you out for your hypocrisy here: you accuse me of not letting people have opinions different than mine, but me enjoying JenksIX is, according to you, unacceptable.

If you don't like my posts in your section, go ahead and delete them. It'll even give me an excuse to not write.

Unfortunately, I have to follow these things called rules here. Your posts are utter shit, but they're not spam. I'm tempted to not follow the rules this one time though if it means you'd stop writing...I know I'd be doing the world a favor.

 

[The Doctor]

When Doc talked about how the Cage was apparently terrible, you jumped on him and basically told him to GTFO. If Doc wants to bring conversation to the Cage, he can, and if you don't like it, shut your fucking mouth and don't participate.

Me and tdigs are cool, man. I don't remember him ever saying anything towards me except that he liked the Cage and disagreed with my assessment that it sucked.

 

[The Crock]

Zero, why must you start shit with TDigs? This is why The Cage gets divided and people bitch about it so much. If you don't like The Cage just leave... Some of us still like it in here and it gets beyond annoying having to deal with 500 people talking shit constantly. Just let it be.

 

[Via Armbar]

The Cage gets pretty bad sometimes, but I could give a fuck less if it's shut down or not. The only thing worse then the cage being bad by itself is what has become non-fucking-stop talk about how bad it is.

 

[Hazardous]

So basically the cage is a place for the idiots who ruin decent spam conversations?

I go away for a weekend to cause some severe damage to my liver with more alcohol consumed in 2 days then most people have in a month.. I think I'm still drunk. Am I seeing things, or does everything about this guy remind me of Fury?

I like your style Barbosa. Well, if anybody ever fucks a really drunk girl... It's now called "The Bangwagon".

well then I was leading the Bangwagon this weekend haha.

No not another shit asshole.

Immaculate plese go kill yourself a knife to the eye always works (just stick it in thier good)

Should follow your own advice. Ever since your name change you had a real attitude problem. You're still the same little boy you were before you know. No lion (kinda sad.. But I almost miss seeing that)

 

[ZeroVX]

It's a bitch fest because of people like you. If you'd leave, along with some other people, then I'm pretty sure the problems would clear up pretty quickly.

Care to clarify how that's the case?

Do something for these forums besides write critiques about Twilight and then maybe I'll actually take your advice. You offer nothing to these forums save for op-eds that not even the shittiest of e-zines would touch if you begged them to take it.

Considering my future career is to review video games for a living, I need to practice. And I'm trying to be a bit varied in my writing, before you ask why I'm writing about movies and TV and not video games.

JenksIX was 100 times more entertaining than you'll ever be in your life. The last time I checked, that's what this particular part of the forum was all about: enjoying yourself and having a laugh. Provide some enjoyment or fucking leave, man. I can't think of a single person that actually wants you around here, hombre. You're an insignificant twat, even something worse than what JenksIX was...savor the only attention you'll ever get here in this post I'm making right now.

I'm sorry, I don't remember where it was written it was my job to entertain you. But I like the sheer insanity of you calling me worse than a bigot. That makes complete sense. How isn't really explained, but whatever.

Last time I checked, Doc and I have access to a part of the forum that you can't view. Couldn't it be possible that he's said some things there in regards to this part of the forum? If you don't know what you're talking about, then just shut the fuck up. Aren't you supposed to be a journalism major? Something tells me you failed your course in journalistic research.

So, considering it's a section I can't view, how do you expect me to get information about what happens there? Didn't consider that, did you?

If your sole purpose is to do nothing but bitch about a part of the forum, then you're going to get called out for it. I should actually lump you in with him, since everything else you've supposedly offered to this forum is nothing more than rubbish.

Again, bitching about people IN the Cage, not the Cage itself. The Cage? Great idea, I'm glad Sly made a section where I can recite George Carlin's Seven Words while throwing in ******, chink, spic, wop, porch monkey, and any other racial slurs I can find. But I'm pretty sure I already made that clear.

Right, because I called out Doc for trying to start conversation in the Cage...this never actually happened, moron. I only got on his tits after he asked for the Cage to be closed down.

Either way, you got on him for saying something you didn't agree with. Was his complaining unwarranted? Yes, but if you actually read my first post, you'd see that I MENTIONED THE PEOPLE I'M DEFENDING YOU TWAT.

I have no clue what the fuck you're talking about here. I have never been on a bandwagon at WZ in my whole time here. If I don't like someone, I don't like someone. If I like them, I like them. Also, I think Norm just called you out for your hypocrisy here: you accuse me of not letting people have opinions different than mine, but me enjoying JenksIX is, according to you, unacceptable.

Finding enjoyment in a racist, homophobic, welfare-abusing asshat who actually contributed nothing to the forums at all? I can't see how you don't find that unacceptable. Especially considering just about everyone else besides you and the people I mentioned wanted him gone as soon as he appeared.

Unfortunately, I have to follow these things called rules here. Your posts are utter shit, but they're not spam. I'm tempted to not follow the rules this one time though if it means you'd stop writing...I know I'd be doing the world a favor.

Suit yourself.

 

[Slyfox696]

The only thing worse then the cage being bad by itself is what has become non-fucking-stop talk about how bad it is.

Yup. Throw in the fact the Cage was never good to begin with, and it only proves what I've always said about the old Bar Room. It's not that the place got worse, people just want to be cool and say it did.

 

[Via Armbar]

Yup. Throw in the fact the Cage was never good to begin with, and it only proves what I've always said about the old Bar Room. It's not that the place got worse, people just want to be cool and say it did.

Are you saying this was just one massive experiment to stroke your own ego and say once again that Sly was right all along?

 

[The Crock]

The Cage isn't always bad, last night we had some good conversations (very random ones, but still).

 

[Via Armbar]

I've noticed the best threads not just in the cage but in the GSD as well usually involves food. Everyone stops fighting and discusses deliciousness.

 

[The Crock]

True. But we really didn't have anyone in that thread who would fight each other.

 

[The Raven's Epitaph]

Anybody here see Hell in a Cell last night?

 

[The Doctor]

Everyone loves food.

 

[Via Armbar]

I'll fight anyone given the chance.

 

[The Doctor]

I did, and it was awesome.

I already disagree with KB's review.

 

[Immaculate]

I feel like some bullshit is going to go down tonight. Like GM will step in and Cena will over turn decision himself(cause he can do whatever he wants) when/if Nexus debuts new members that aided them last night.

Just for a cheap pop from the crowd. Either way, crap will be dragged out now. Cena will be in matches and Nexus are going to help him win and he'll be pissed.

 

[Slyfox696]

Are you saying this was just one massive experiment to stroke your own ego and say once again that Sly was right all along?

No, I'm just fortunate things always seem to work out that way.

 

[D-Man]

I'm not reading through 25 pages of this shit. Can someone give me the Cliffs Notes version of what happened in here?