CleverName Answers Questions to create hilarity

[CleverName51]

After the reading the hilarity that ensued in the Ask KKG thread...I'm inviting people to ask me questions here.

There's a purpose to this thread though; I'm looking for a distraction from some real-life problems I'm having...I won't share those until they work themselves out, but until then, I'm going to enjoy this place, where no one know who I am.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

What are your real-life problems?

 

[CleverName51]

What are your real-life problems?

Things that are causing me to need a distraction to avoid the stress.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Things that are causing me to need a distraction to avoid the stress.

Care to elaborate?

 

[CleverName51]

Not at the moment

 

[LilacFray]

What is the story behind your username?

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Can you promise to do more than 1 word answers?

 

[CleverName51]

What is the story behind your username?

This is an easy one: I'm a huge Linkin Park fan and in their DVD for the making of their album Minutes to Midnight, there's a list of the songs "original" titles when the band wrote out some instrumentals. One of those titles was "Clever Name 51"

I took it because of the irony; it's pretty much the least original thing there is but I'm highly uncreative at stuff like that.

 

[CleverName51]

Can you promise to do more than 1 word answers?

I absolutely can, especially if the question is more than a yes/no question or something that requires a one word answer.

 

[Dirk]

Three guys walk into a bar. What happens next?

 

[CleverName51]

Three guys walk into a bar. What happens next?

The first guy orders a jack and coke and heads to the bathroom for it.

The second guy hits on the bartender unsuccessfully

The third guy is the designated driver, he sits around being bored and drinking soda.