Christian - Instantly Classic Peep Club [Under New Management]

[OIL]

We’re in hell right now, gentlemen, believe me. And, we can stay here - get the shit kicked out of us - or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb outta hell one inch at a time.

Now, I can’t do it for you. I’m too old. I look around. I see these young faces, and I think - I mean - I made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I, uh, I pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who’s ever loved me. And lately, I can’t even stand the face I see in the mirror.

You know, when you get old in life things get taken from you. I mean that's... part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losing stuff. You find out life’s this game of inches. So is wrestling. Because in either game, life or wrestling, the margin for error is so small - I mean one-half a chop too late, or too early, and you don’t quite make it. One-half second too slow, too fast, you don’t quite get the Money in the Bank briefcase.

The inches we need are everywhere around us.

They’re in every rung of the ladder, every minute, every second.

In this fan club, we fight for that inch. In this fan club, we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch, because we know when we add up all those inches that’s gonna make the fuckin' difference between winning and losing! Between livin' and dyin'!

I’ll tell you this: In any fight, it’s the guy who’s willing to die who’s gonna win that inch. And I know if I’m gonna have any life anymore, it’s because I’m still willin' to fight and die for that inch. Because that’s what livin' is! The six inches in front of your face!!

Now I can’t make you do it. You got to look at the guy next to you. Look into his eyes! Now I think you’re gonna see a guy who will go that inch with you. You're gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this fan club because he knows, when it comes down to it, you’re gonna do the same for him!

That’s a fan club, gentleman!

And, either we heal, now, as a fan club, or we will die as individuals.

That’s fan clubs guys.

That's all it is.

Now, what are you gonna do?

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[Y 2 Jake]

Now, what are you gonna do?

If I'm bored I'll reply to anybody who posts in this pointless fan club.

 

[Sparky]

I'm going to join. I have been a peep for ages. I loved him when he was with Edge. He would have to be one of the most over person today. The fans love him. Just watch them mark out for him when his entrance hit at Wrestlemania 25, and when he almost got the briefcase.

 

[Sparky]

If I'm bored I'll reply to anybody who posts in this pointless fan club.

Pointless? Pointless would be a Shelton fan club.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

He would have to be one of the most over person today.

If he wasn't shit?

The fans love him.

Like is the strongest word I can use for him.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Pointless? Pointless would be a Shelton fan club.

There's already a Shelton Appreciation thread.

 

[Sparky]

There's already a Shelton Appreciation thread.

And how many people actually Praise him up in there? Alot less compared to those who "diss" him.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm confident Christian will be going to a new brand courtesy of the draft. After Swagger beat him and that.

 

[Sparky]

I hope its Smackdown. People like Christian jusst seem to get buried on Raw.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That and SmackDown's editing makes wrestlers look more talented. Ask Mr. Kennedy.

 

[Leeds Guy]

yeah im a ''Peep'' but i do think the IWC loves Christian a bit too much

 

[Uncle Sam]

Who don't they love a bit too much? Matt Hardy? Yeah, good point, well made.

 

[Rokitka]

I'd like to Five-second pose my way into this Fan Club.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Want proof that he's popular? How about a moderately well made tribute video with a shitty Mercy Drive song over it?

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[E7]

ill join this fanclub please thank you.

 

[Murfish]

You know I'm in.

 

[jmt225]

Christian, AND the monologue from Any Given Sunday? It doesn't get more epic then that.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I'm in

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I'm in and that's a good thing.

 

[Pimpin]

I wanna be in this fan club

 

[Uncle Sam]

...And that's when they all came out of the woodwork.

 

[Leeds Guy]

...And that's when they all came out of the woodwork.

Lets hope this Christian one is more respectible than the Santino club.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Christian doesn't wear a skirt.

 

[Murfish]

This one has been a long time coming.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I believe we may have had one. If we did, it was during the great fan club surplus of '08. Or perhaps the surplus of '07.