Chris Jericho's "Fake-Talking" during his ring entrances

[D-Man]

Come on, Chris... do you honestly think we believe that you're really talking?

Does this distract or bother anyone else besides me? I have no idea why he does this. And it's so blatantly obvious that he's not saying real words. Either speak like a normal human being or don't speak at all.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Have I noticed it? Yes.

Does it bother me? No.

When someone is as entertaining as Jericho you can overlook stuff like that. If Jericho wasn't as good as he is it might bother me.

 

[D-Man]

While I agree with you, it might be the only thing that bothers me about him. Besides that, he's a perfect wrestler as far as I'm concerned.

 

[BaconBits]

He's running through RAW IS JERICHO in seven different languages, just to make Cesaro look a noob for only knowing five.

You're all noobz for not knowing that.

Noobz.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

What makes you think he isnt talking? What even slight modicome of proof do you have? In fact I have heard the shit he is saying carry over the audio before

 

[Poop Master Flex]

That's understandable. I loved 90's Mysterio and as entertaining as he was it drove me up the creek the way he would abuse the hurricarana, some matches I swear its the only move he did.

 

[Dirk]

He's running through RAW IS JERICHO in seven different languages, just to make Cesaro look a noob for only knowing five.

English
Armbar
French
Armbar
American English
Armbar
Carnie

 

[Барбоса]

English
Armbar
French
Armbar
American English
Armbar
Carnie

You missed one out.

Jericho speaks fluent Trashbag Ho

 

[D-Man]

What makes you think he isnt talking? What even slight modicome of proof do you have? In fact I have heard the shit he is saying carry over the audio before

I'm not saying he never says real words but it's probably a 10% real word to 90% fake word ratio. And my proof is reading his lips and seeing that he isn't saying real words. You don't need a magnifying glass, some fingerprint dust, and CSI to figure it out.

 

[The Fabulous Rougeau's]

English
Armbar
French
Armbar
American English
Armbar
Carnie

Nice. I just saw this segment on the new best of nitro bluray. It's scary to think he was so good so early on.

 

[Danger Burger]

I'm not saying he never says real words but it's probably a 10% real word to 90% fake word ratio.

By fake words do you mean eh... Canadian?

 

[Coco]

I'm not saying he never says real words but it's probably a 10% real word to 90% fake word ratio. And my proof is reading his lips and seeing that he isn't saying real words. You don't need a magnifying glass, some fingerprint dust, and CSI to figure it out.

How long have you been a lip reader?

 

[Nate DaMac]

^Precisely what i was thinking.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I'm irritated enough by Jericho's hairstyle. I ain't got no more room in my head to let anything else about him irritate me.

Oh, has he shown he knows 1,004 moves yet? What is he up to?

 

[Wolf Pac]

Maybe Little Jimmy accompanies him to the ring too.

 

[justinsayne]

Of all the stupid shit in WWE to be annoyed by this is gonna be the thing you're gonna make a thread on it rail about?

 

[shattered dreams]

So what we have learned is that during Jericho's entrance Dman is fixated on his lips. Dragon Saga isn't going to take kindly to the competition.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

it's probably a 10% real word to 90% fake word ratio. And my proof is reading his lips and seeing that he isn't saying real words.

I almost want to sig this

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Surely Sally could be of some assistance with the matter?

 

[dman1373]

what about shawn michaels? If you think jericho is saying jiberish when he comes to the ring then what the fuck is shawn saying? I dont mind. It adds to the ambiance.

 

[D-Man]

How long have you been a lip reader?

Probably longer than you've been a comedian.

Of all the stupid shit in WWE to be annoyed by this is gonna be the thing you're gonna make a thread on it rail about?

It was a thought that popped in my head so I figured I'd make a thread. You act as if shit like this doesn't happen here 3000 times a day.

I almost want to sig this

Reading it back, it does make me laugh a little. Still true though.

 

[Coco]

Probably longer than you've been a comedian.

Oh, so you're completely full of shit?

As I suspected.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

So what we have learned is that during Jericho's entrance Dman is fixated on his lips. Dragon Saga isn't going to take kindly to the competition.

I'm infuriated and intrigued at the same time.

 

[Miko]

You closed that thread about Jack Swagger looking like a drunk and then you posted this?

Somebody give me his mod spot.

 

[Gelgarin]

Well I for one think that D-Man should be commended for creating such an amusing and memorable thread.