I actually went looking for this thread after reading some Tough Enough reviews. While reading said reviews, I remembered someone, and remembered a gimmick I thought for him way back when that I'd like to share with you guys today.
His name is Maven.
Let's say for arguments sake WWE brings back Maven. Maven doesn't really do much. Maybe a few matches on Superstars. Eventually, Maven gets a big match on Raw against (insert mid carder here).
So (insert mid carder here) is in the ring. Maven's music plays, but he's nowhere to be seen. Immediately, cameras catch up with Maven at the concessions stand, buying a slurpee. "Maven! Maven!" says the cameraman. "You have a match right now, Maven!
Immediately, Maven panics and starts running, but he trips over something. Maybe a garbage can, or a small child. Maven lands headfirst through the glass siding of a popcorn machine. Sound familiar?
Later that night, Triple H is cutting a promo. Halfway through, there seems to be a disturbance in the entryway. Maven is fighting through referees and security. Eventually, Maven blasts through, and goes right after Triple H. Somehow, Maven throws Triple H over the top rope. Maven then celebrates like no one has ever seen, and points out to the crowd, roughly top side of the arena, but nobody can see what he's pointing at.
In a following interview, Matt Striker asks Maven why he's so wiled up. Maven looks dumbfounded by the question.
"Wouldn't you celebrate the biggest win of your life? It wasn't easy. Doctors wanted to keep me in the back, but I couldn't allow that. I was never eliminated. After I eliminated Undertaker, he came after me like a sore loser. Undertaker thought he could crush Maven. Crush Maven's dreams, and chances. But no. Maven came back! Maven eliminated Undertaker! Maven came back and eliminated Triple H! Maven just won the 2002 Royal Rumble!"
Maven then spends the rest of his career thinking that it's somewhere between Royal Rumble 2002 and Wrestlemania X8, and that he's going to face Chris Jericho for the Undisputed Championship. Also, he jobs a lot. And hopefully, refers to himself in the third person or uses his name out of context a lot, because Maven.