Cena Hate

[shattered dreams]

I have been through a variety of different contempt for Cena related stuff. I didn't care for him when a lot of people were not that found of him. When it reached an absurd point and the hate for him started growing even more (sometime around the Shawn Michaels stuff I guess) I had moved on to just hating the people that booked him. At some point I merged the two and decided it was perfectly acceptable to dislike the character for being used in a way I didn't care for. Now I have stopped caring about even that and I just hate his fans. I have never seen a group so desperate to repeatedly point out the obvious while ignoring anything resembling the true discussion at hand. To top it off they do it in those ugly shirts.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I wanted to punch that cunt in the white jacket and Cena shirt at Money in the Bank, too.

"Look at me, I'm cheering someone who nobody else is. That's an accomplishment."

Ironic coming from Heath Slater's number one fan? Perhaps.

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

Hold the phone.. Sam is Heath Slater's number one fan?

 

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He's arguably Heath Slater's no. 1 fan.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

A "What I Love About Heath Slater" thread would interest me.

I'll start:

He creates a dichotomy of the mind by making your subconscious think about Heath Ledger but your conscious think about poop.

 

[Uncle Sam]

2) He's never successfully raped someone. We hope.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

3) If there is ever a WWE plane crash in the Andes mountains, it will be easy to decide who to kill and eat first.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd say that someone with more meat to offer - such as Mark Henry or Sheamus - would be a better option. Then I remembered that all pro wrestlers are bullies that pick on those smaller than them. Sadistic bastards, the lot of 'em.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

My logic is that Vince would still call the shots and start eating the guys that never drew a dime.

Henry would be used like Luke's tom-tom and Sheamus would be used like a mirror to reflect sunlight off his skin and get the attention of other planes.

 

[The Champ]

I have been through a variety of different contempt for Cena related stuff. I didn't care for him when a lot of people were not that found of him. When it reached an absurd point and the hate for him started growing even more (sometime around the Shawn Michaels stuff I guess) I had moved on to just hating the people that booked him. At some point I merged the two and decided it was perfectly acceptable to dislike the character for being used in a way I didn't care for. Now I have stopped caring about even that and I just hate his fans. I have never seen a group so desperate to repeatedly point out the obvious while ignoring anything resembling the true discussion at hand. To top it off they do it in those ugly shirts.

Could you be more specific about "the obvious" and "the true discussion"?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Henry would be used like Luke's tom-tom and Sheamus would be used like a mirror to reflect sunlight off his skin and get the attention of other planes.

It's a tonton, bro. Tonton. You know, one of those Arctic creatures that inexplicably freeze to death after a few hours in the cold.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Shame on me. I just sent my geek card back to the proper authorities. Not only did I get tauntaun wrong but I should have said Hans' tauntaun, not Luke's tauntaun.

You can be Heath Slater #1 fan. I concede.

Looks like David Otunga just found a new fan club president.

 

[shattered dreams]

How dare you talk about liking another wrestler in a Cena thread. Cena makes more money than Slater you idiot. Stop supporting what you like and start talking about how great Cena is or I will be forced take away your smart card. Cena is a better red head than Slater.

 

[The Champ]

That's an extreme exaggeration of a Cena supporter if I've ever seen one.

I've never seen anyone say that people shouldn't support their own favorite wrestlers.

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

I have a love/hate relationship with Slater. He seems like such a genuinely nice guy, but then I see shit like this:

Spoiler

 

[shattered dreams]

I've never seen anyone say that people shouldn't support their own favorite wrestlers.

He seems like such a genuinely nice guy

Not sure if serious

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

Well, yeah. Everyone has that one friend that is like a total fucking moron but has the best intentions. I feel Heath fits that bill.

 

[The Champ]

Not sure if serious

It's not as effective when you're not using either the Wade Barrett or the Bender picture.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Cena threads have grown stale. Heath Slater is the voice of the mildly ******ed. We celebrate him.

One Man Rock Band is now a euphemism for masterbating with a clarinet.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Heath Slater is the voice of the mildly ******ed.

He speaks for a large amount of people. Like, a good quarter of professional wrestling fans in-general.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

He speaks for a large amount of people. Like, a good quarter of professional wrestling fans in-general.

They've paid for another wing on McMahon's house.

If Heath Slater was 35 or older he would be the clear leader as the Republican Nominee for President.

 

[shattered dreams]

Cena threads have grown stale.

Cena threads are not stale. You just don't know how to read them correctly.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

Yeah, you are right Shattered.

And yeah, Champ I think that he is talking about you lot. You know the ones who only defend Cena. You have 336 posts and in almost all of them, particularily the last hundred you have just defended him. It makes you look as if you lack knowledge to discuss any other topic. It seems that you are just waiting for a Cena hater to post so that you can just bash him down. It makes you look like a douche rather than a knowledgeable poster.

 

[Alastor]

I have been through a variety of different contempt for TNA related stuff. I didn't care for TNA when a lot of people were not that found of TNA. When it reached an absurd point and the hate for TNA started growing even more (sometime around the Hulk Hogan stuff I guess) I had moved on to just hating the people that booked TNA. At some point I merged the two and decided it was perfectly acceptable to dislike the organization for being used in a way I didn't care for. Now I have stopped caring about even that and I just hate TNA fans. I have never seen a group so desperate to repeatedly point out the obvious while ignoring anything resembling the true discussion at hand. To top it off they do it in those ugly shirts.

Edited for truth.

 

[The Champ]

Yeah, you are right Shattered.

And yeah, Champ I think that he is talking about you lot. You know the ones who only defend Cena. You have 336 posts and in almost all of them, particularily the last hundred you have just defended him. It makes you look as if you lack knowledge to discuss any other topic. It seems that you are just waiting for a Cena hater to post so that you can just bash him down. It makes you look like a douche rather than a knowledgeable poster.

I'm pretty sure I can post about whatever I want, so I'm not sure why I'm being criticized for that. I don't just sit around waiting for the bitching, it never really stops, and as a Cena fan I'm going to address it. I think it's laughable to suggest that I'm not knowledgeable about anything else just because I spend a lot of time defending Cena. Ask me anything that's happened in WWE in at least the last ten years and I will gladly give you an opinion or an answer.