Captain Canuck

[Slyfox696]

Here's my response to your PM. Don't know if you got it yet...

well as you can already see, i am a troll of mass eruption, that is, i make people very roused and angry. you've already been a victim of a spec of it. see we've already had a few good laughs. everytime i post on here i manage to get the attention, whether negative or positive, of many people. i've caused many stirs. i also have a secret that i would share by the end of it. my benefit is the fun in entertaining people and myself. your benefit would be the same, plus it would attract people to different things. i have a talent and that is to stick my e-cock so far up your ass you'll be a human mayonnaise withdrawer

What the fuck are you talking about? No one even knows who you are. You don't even post here that often by your own admission.

I know what will be fun...


Your new name will be Slyfox's Bitch. Like you didn't know it already.

 

[Slyfox696]

Oh yeah, and he claims to be TM's cousin. So that should give most of you a good idea of how big of a fucking weirdo he is.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I read some of his posts. He didn't make me mad.

Puts a bit of a dent in that guy's plan, didn't it?

 

[The Crock]

Well, he's rather... terrible.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

He must think being an utter disgrace to all of man kind is being a troll. I'd tell him the truth but it funnier this way.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

Slyfox's bitch is not a cool name. More than half the guys on the forum are Sly's bitches. You need something to distinguish him from the rest of us.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Times like this I wish I didn't create those Alts.

Welcome to The Prison *Sighs*

Please enjoy your stay and wear protective clothing.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

You made me very angry. Grrr.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I don't even know him and he's made me very angry, just by being here.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Is this the guy who was supposed to be my tag partner? I believe it is.

 

[justinsayne]

Wouldn't Captain Cunt be a more fitting prisoner name

 

[Lee]

AWKWAAAAAAAAAARD

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

I would have gone with TM's Stalker as his name.

 

[JenksIX]

Welcome to the prison fuck face.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

JENKS!
You're back. You seem to disappear, then return when something un-interesting such as this event takes its place.

 

[JenksIX]

JENKS!
You're back. You seem to disappear, then return when something un-interesting such as this event takes its place.

Yeah. I haven't read any of the other forum sections in a while and haven't been reading much wrestling news lately so I haven't had much to say. Aside from that, I only catch a little of RAW, read SD spoilers(so I can't comment on SD till 4 days after it happens,) and I usually watch most of Impact.

Not that impressed with much of any wrestling atm and it doesn't seem like much will change in the future for either company. I didn't see Ryder vs Kofi match(read about it in your review), but it is kind of a pain in the ass that guys like Punk and Ryder have to be boring/unlikeable heels. And in the WWE, the heel looks like shit 3/4's of the time (opposed to WCW where they had strong heels like Flair/Horsemen, nWo.)

I know this isn't a wrestling thread, so I'll end by saying I think Cena sees Riley as a threat. I could see him trying to bury Riley.

I do hope Slyfox's Bitch comes around.

 

[The Crock]

Why the fuck would John Cena, the guy who's done EVERYTHING for the WWE, put over countless stars, and carried the company for years, try to bury Alex Riley? That might be one of the stupidest things I have ever read.

 

[JenksIX]

I fully agree with Crock. Cena is the last person in the WWE who would play politics.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

That's how you put up a fight? Good gad man!

 

[The Crock]

I don't know what just happened, but okay.

 

[Pole Smoker]

some of you get way too offended over someones opinion. While I don't agree that Cena sees Riley as a threat its not that ridiculous of a comment.

There isn't even a point in talking about how someone thinks of the WWE because you can never know the truth. Who are we to say Cena loves the WWE (even though I think he does I just don't like him as a wrestler.) Talking about "politics" is just stupid because we know fuck all about what people think or whats happening.

Also I welcome a new prisoner. I'm not aware as to what he's done but.

 

[Pole Smoker]

Just realized I made my post seem as I think Cena doesn't love the WWE. He obviously does but I was using him as an example. Maybe someone like Kofi Kingston. How can we be sure he loves it? We'll never know so whats the point in arguing about it.

Also, why the hell can't you edit posts in prison. I could have edited my last post instead of making a new one. Whats the point?

 

[Slyfox's Bitch]

thanks for the attention, slyfox. also, thanks for proving how much of a pain i can be, so much so that you had to take the time to put me in e-prison. funny how you think this does anything other than satisfy your inflated ego. and the nickname you gave me is a compensation; you know very well your fiancee is best known as Canuck's Bitch.

 

[Slyfox696]

thanks for the attention, slyfox. also, thanks for proving how much of a pain i can be, so much so that you had to take the time to put me in e-prison.

Yes, those are three seconds I will never get back.

But if you hadn't gone and got yourself banned, this would have been so much more fun. This would have been your chance to let everyone see how unintentionally funny you are.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

That made me smile.