Call My Bluff - WZF Style

[Goliath Uterus]

I'm going with bluff, Dave.

 

[Dave]

It was actually true.

Me and some of my friends used to work in a home-wear store. Every year, the company would give us a bonus and we just got trashed to celebrate Christmas and the like. Of course, when we were drunk, we didn't realise that the school had not gone off for their holidays yet. We broke in through the roof and passed out on the tables. I woke up surrounded by 3 teachers and 2 policemen. I got a £250 fine.

 

[DirtyJosé]

OK, me to go again.

I once broke into my first school and passed out due to alcohol. When I woke up, I was surrounded by teachers and police.

Bluff. I want to believe you are made of sterner stuff.

EDIT: I was wrong.

Thriller must be typing up one hell of a story.

We'll be getting some epic Hunter Thompson type tale of debauchery. I'm calling it now as fact!

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

My turn. I hate every single poster on this forum, and the only reason I read this shit is because I am a masochist and get off on how terrible each and every one of you is.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Fact.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Bluff.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Fact.

No It was a bluff, I don't hate everyone on this forum. I am here and I love myself more than you could ever imagine.

 

[Dave]

Oh! Here's another one!

I have only did hard drugs once.

 

[The Crock]

I hate evey person in this thread. True or false?

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Ok, I'll go again.

I've gotten into a fight umpiring a baseball game.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Dave's is a bluff, Crock's is a bigger Bluff.

 

[CH David]

Crock I'll say false.

My turn, I've had my goatee for 5 years.

 

[Dave]

Cardinal is right! I have never did hard drugs unless weed is considered to be such... Which I doubt it is by most people.

I hope Cardinal's is true too.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Oh! Here's another one!

I have only did hard drugs once.

Bluff, you've done them several times.

I hate evey person in this thread. True or false?

False of course

Ok, I'll go again.

I've gotten into a fight umpiring a baseball game.

True


I once stole an I-Pod from the teachers desk......... While the teacher was within 15 feet of me.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Oh! Here's another one!

I have only did hard drugs once.

I'm going with fact.

I hate evey person in this thread. True or false?

False.

Ok, I'll go again.

I've gotten into a fight umpiring a baseball game.

I've seen you sports posters...Fact.

 

[The Crock]

Yeah, FALSE, I love ya guys.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Sorry. Mines a bluff, but damn those tee ball dads make you want to shove the tee up their ass. No homo.

 

[Dave]

I think Chilli's is true!

 

[CH David]

Correct Dave. This reminds me of our Family Guy battles with Phoenix. Jay Leno!

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

It is a pretty full goatee, that takes some time. True.

 

[Dave]

OK, time for another!

My family was put on segregation last year, when my sister contracted swine flu.

 

[CH David]

I'll go with fact. Something like that would happen to a Scot like you.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I once stole an I-Pod from the teachers desk......... While the teacher was within 15 feet of me.

^^^^^^

And Dave's is a bluff

 

[Dave]

I think Angel's is true.

Mines is a bluff, true enough.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I've had malaria.