Call My Bluff - WZF Style

[Dave]

So your a racist as well lol.
Dude, you just don't know when too shut the fuck up.

What the...

Shut the fuck up!

 

[The Best At What I Do]

That's what they all say Death... Including myself.

Crock, I say that is indeed a fact and you're really Fury back under the name of his enemy/alter ego.

 

[The Crock]

WZ history, Immaculate.... Don't spam up this thread, I'll deal with your zen loving dick ticklin' ass in the other thread.

 

[The Crock]

Sorry to disappoint, I lied, not obvious at all.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I'll go again.

I'm going to marry a millionaire.

 

[Dave]

I'll go again.

I'm going to marry a millionaire.

BLUFF!

 

[The Crock]

True

 

[DirtyJosé]

So your a racist as well lol.
Dude, you just don't know when too shut the fuck up.

Bluff. There's no way you are that dumb.

Now I'll go:

I have driven a vehicle into a hotel before. Yes, into a hotel.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Mine was fact, I'm betting Jose's is just crazy enough to be fact also.

 

[Dave]

Jose's must be true.

 

[The Crock]

Trueeeee

 

[DirtyJosé]

Mine was fact, I'm betting Jose's is just crazy enough to be fact also.

Jose's must be true.

Trueeeee

Indeed it is, boys. Room 105 of the Comfort Inn. As I was showing up for work; I was the night shift auditor. Surprisingly, I got into no legal or financial trouble for any of it, and my usual psychotic boss didn't really seem to care than I had just done thousands of dollars worth of damage.

Thank god the room was empty!

 

[The Crock]

That's awesome, shit could have been much worse.

 

[Dave]

Knew it!

 

[ABMorales787]

I kicked a bum in the face.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Alright, one of these is false, can you guess which?

I once shot a gun in my house (on accident) and convinced my stepmother it was my drum set.

I once punched a teacher in the face during class.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

[QUOTE="iMPACT! Player" Riaku;2491576]I kicked a bum in the face.[/QUOTE]

True, who hasn't?

 

[Dave]

Alright, one of these is false, can you guess which?

I once shot a gun in my house (on accident) and convinced my stepmother it was my drum set.

I once punched a teacher in the face during class.

I hope both of them are true...

But for the purpose of this thread, I will go for the second one being false.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

You are correct Dave

 

[ABMorales787]

Alright, one of these is false, can you guess which?

I once shot a gun in my house (on accident) and convinced my stepmother it was my drum set.

True.

I once punched a teacher in the face during class.

Bluff.

True, who hasn't?

True. I even made a thread about it.

Another one.

I stabbed myself.

 

[The Crock]

Why'd you have a gun?

 

[Dave]

OK, me to go again.

I once broke into my first school and passed out due to alcohol. When I woke up, I was surrounded by teachers and police.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Because I stole it (from a former marine, lol) in hopes of sellling it.

 

[The Crock]

True, Davey Boy.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Thriller must be typing up one hell of a story.