BWAET Round 1 Match 1

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Round one starts off with a bang as Southwest Utah's native son, who also happens to be the most desparate man in this tourney, Crock, takes on a mountain of a task in the first round in the form of the autistic former pro wrestler and convicted child rapist Deexter Jorgan.

Poll will be open for 25 hours.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

There's only one man in this tournament who's truly in it to win it.

 

[JGlass]

I voted for Crock because I support polygamy.

 

[Via Armbar]

I was going to vote for child molester but then I read the OP and realized the child molester is Deexter, and I would be disgusted with myself if I voted for Deexter.

 

[The Crock]

I voted for myself. After all, I am desperate.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I honestly thought both options were for Crock when I voted. I ended up making the right choice though.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

How is this fair, Crock's the only person in this round

 

[Nate DaMac]

I don't think it's called child molesting in Utah. I think it's called marriage.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Zing!

 

[Via Armbar]

Some good jokes in just about every post so far, very nice.

 

[The Crock]

I don't think it's called child molesting in Utah. I think it's called marriage.

What can I say? The younger the better. Once the vagina starts to sag like a wizard's sleeve, it's time to go to the elementary school and get a new one.

 

[JGlass]

A vote against Crock is a vote against first amendment rights.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

So I just noticed SNS beat me to it by a fucking minute, cunt

 

[Uncle Chester]

Crock>Child Molester> Doc

Therefore, Crock wins.

 

[LSN80]

Round one starts off with a bang as Southwest Utah's native son, who also happens to be the most desparate man in this tourney, Crock, takes on a mountain of a task in the first round in the form of the autistic former pro wrestler and convicted child rapist Deexter Jorgan.

Poll will be open for 25 hours.

An autistic kid fell on my knee once and I tore my meniscus and my ACL. I just saw them as being all the same after that. So I voted for Crock.

 

[Coco]

I'm going with the man from Johnny Utah's southwest region. That guy is radical.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Crock>Child Molester> Doc

Therefore, Crock wins.

There is no lie in this man, I respect that