I haven't commented on a wrestling board in almost 15 years. I'll now bore the current smarks of today... but I find today's product so confusing. This is going to be so cliche and will probably be ignored and labelled as pointing out the obvious, but as an old fuck, but...what the fuck happened?
The only contact I have to wrestling are current podcasts from Austin, Jericho and Youtube clips of anything I want to search (amazing).... But I find it so odd that someone who no longer watches can point out the obvious to a product that is in need of an injection of pop culture interest. Which is why I can have such a clear view because I'm so detached from it. I watched religiously from 1984-2002. I randomly check in and see so many obvious choices who should be leading the WWE (groan) that are actually interesting and provide something new and entertaining.
Damien Sandow (this guy is like Ric Flair, Rick Rude, Mr. Perfect and Rick Martel in one. Besides the gimmick... his in ring ability is awesome.)
Dolph Ziggler: You all know why... he is more crisp than fresh romaine lettuce.
Daniel Bryan: we all know why... I know the current angle is trying to achieve a pay off. But honestly, why are they fucking with the fans so much with him?... They literally have a VERSION of Stone Cold on there hands. Selfish ***** will do it later when it doesn't matter.
Punk is wasted and if he wants to retire...FINE, let him be like Paul Heyman (sadly but not surprisingly the best promo guy period).
Kane needs to retire... SO does Mark Henry. I am shocked that fans still make excuses for him. Henry never was and still is a horrible worker. Fans clamour over his heel character from a few yrs ago and it's fucking embarrassing. How starved for entertainment were the fans that he became acceptable as a 'good heel'? How dare you. I've rewatched it all, watch Bully Ray early 2013 (not a TNA mark) for at least showing how a good heel is supposed to be currently. TNA crowds suck, but damn... he does all the right things.
I know this is so obvious, and mention Dean Ambrose (awesome, so is the other Shield guys) etc... but I honestly find it schizophrenic that a company so hellbent on pleasing the masses to ignore who are obviously SO over (but are currently pretty much buried). Again, I know this is such a cliche stance.... but fuck it, my keyboard entitles me to waste space.
I hated watching WWE after 2002, and now have watched some amazing matches on youtube since... I just never thought I'd actually connect or actually like ANY current stars that they've produced. Althought, guys like I mentioned above, are workers that old school and appreciative fans can get into.... but they exquisitely botched it. This is all meaningless, and surely countless fans have aired the same issues.... but I guess I feel the need to selfishly vent randomly because it feels good.
This shit used to be so exciting and important to me. Now it's become what everyone used to tease me about in 1992... lame, fake and predictable. Bring on the sarcasm and ultra witty quips.. But I just want what you want, a good product.
In closing (if you've even cared to read this far) I finally realised that I am so disappointed because wrestling HAD all the components of EVERY single source of entertainment: athleticism, storytelling, theatre, pop culture, engagement, merchandising, advertising, MUSIC (something ppl don't give it enough credit for) and fucking inspiration. They used to be heroes. Where else can you get all that in 1 goddamn product?
Ah well.... Back on my high horse. It's just sad that I can only connect to this amazing artform through retired wrestlers on Twitter... and oddly, Botchamania (JESUS!).
PS. Bret Hart is the greatest worker and nobody sells better than Scott Hall. Fuck yourself forever in Pontiac, Michigan. Wooooo!
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