Book the worst wrestling match in history

[emcsq29]

Bill Mulkey vs Randy Mulkey

I know I am showing my age but they were horrible!!!

MULKEY-MANIA!!!

 

[Gavschenko]

most randy orton matches

 

[Papi Chulo]

- Z Gangsta vs. The Ultimate Solution w/ special guest referee The Yetti. After 3 1/2 hrs of both men trying to properly apply a wristlock The Yettis bandages come undone revealing all 4 member of Kaientai stacked on top of each other. Fans riot. No contest
- Ladder match between Yokozuna and Vicera. Playboy Buddy Rose comes down and hands Vicera the Blowaway diet. Within moments he looks like a slightly more athletic version of Shelton Benjamin and gets the easy win
- World War III match featuring only all the jobbers from Saturday morning Wrestling Challenge. Gotta give this one to Iron Mike.

 

[Gavschenko]

fake donald trump vs rosie o'donald already been done but was a classic

 

[Papi Chulo]

Repo Man v. Kelly Kelly

Haha he came to take those fake boobs back

 

[emcsq29]

Any "diva v. diva" match.

Since that comes every freakin' week, I'll go with The ROYAL RUMBLE, featuring:

Shockmaster, Gene Snitsky, Hulk Hogan, Khali, Mabel, Mark Henry, Vader, Tank Abbott, Brian Adams, Maven, Steve "Mongo" McMichael, David Flair, Big John Stud, Ox Baker, Hornswoggle, Ronnie Garvin, Tugboat, the Gobbledy Gooker, Sid Vicious/Eudy, Ultimate Warrior, Kevin Nash and Giant Gonzalez.

Shockmaster would win, because as he came out to enter the ring, he'd trip over a cord, and wouldn't get up until everyone else had been eliminated or passed out, then would come to the ring and would be the only one standing/concious.

 

[Ralf E. Chubbs]

Hornswoggle vs Big Show in a Last Man Standing match

hahahahhahaha!

I say substitute Big Show w/ Khali and we're in business!

 

[ThUnDeRpHoEnIx]

Hulk Hogan vs John Cena vs Great Khali vs Big Show vs Nathan Jones vs Hornswoggle

Sure it would draw but they cant wrestle for shit.

 

[goodlay]

Pretty sure Sharmell vs Jenna from Victory Road 09 takes the cake as the worst wrestling ever.

 

[Daniel]

There are some stupid people in this thread. Mainly the ones who say that Cena and Hogan can't wrestle. It actually makes me a bit sad how wrong you are.

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

Six corner tag team turmoil elimination match (six sided ring obviously):

Great Khali & Giant Gonzalez (Great Giants) Versus oWn & Renegade (Renegade Warriors) Versus Abdullagh the Butcher & Viscera Versus Rob Terry & Mason Ryan (Welsh Dragons) Versus Bastion Booger & the Bogeyman Versus Tank Abbott & Sylvester Terkay (Team MMA)

I just can't put myself through the mental anguish to try and workout the order of elimination, but as this is meant to be the worst match ever, I'll go for the Great Giants versus the Renegade Warriors as the final two teams with RW taking the win.

 

[JGlass]

Hornswoggle vs. Doink.

 

[The Best]

Hornswoggle vs. Giant Gonzalez vs. Yokozuna vs. Big Daddy V.

 

[.]

You're all dangerously underrating hornswoggle technical mastery.

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

Kane vs Edge - Survivor Series 2010 was the worst match in recent memory.