Book the worst wrestling match in history

[jbailey1973]

Bill Mulkey vs Randy Mulkey

I know I am showing my age but they were horrible!!!

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Orlando Jordan vs. Rico in a Closet Match. The rules of the Closet Match are on-par to the Casket Match; toss your opponent in a closet and then shut the door. The ratings would surely plummet, but at least you get to say you booked a match that set homosexuals back a few decades. Homophobic booking = dead promotion.

 

[King Patrick Star]

Winner takes the losers company.

WWE’s Vince McMahon vs. TNA’s Eric Bischoff

 

[RendarSelin]

Didn't this already happen with that god awful Donald Trump VS. Rosie O'Donnell match a few years ago on RAW? Or the Barack Obama VS Hillary Clinton match?

What about a Hornswoggle VS Gillberg match? God that would be a disaster...

 

[FatGuyIan]

Colin Delaney, Michael Cole, "Skidmarks" from Tough Enough and Heath Slater vs. Giant Gonzalez, Great Khali, Renegade and Hornswoggle in a Scaffold Match.

I just threw up in my mouth thinking about it.

 

[Rayne]

TNA already did this a couple of years back, and it was Sharmell vs. Jenna Morasca. Much like the Muta Scale, there should be a scale for how shitty a match is called the Morasca Scale. In fact, I'm starting that scale right now.

 

[Moe T]

The Great Khali vs Hornswoggle.....HELL....IN A CELL!!!!!!!

 

[Hardcore Heathen]

Oldhat it would be better if they had to get out of it lol.

John Cena vs Randy Orton in a Moveset on a pole match. Or has Vince Russo somehow Already done that?

 

[RJB1976]

John cena vs Batista...wait already happened
Umm, Gerald Brisco vs pat patterson in an evening gown match....shit, already been done
wrestlemania, John Cena vs the Miz...er, wait, been done

Buff Bagwell vs Booker T on Raw....err, yeah, that already happened. it was so bad, even the monitors at ringside were switched to another channel.

No wait, I've got it. The perfect match, it's pure money, you'll see...a cry baby match! Imagine, two grown men fighting for the right to put the other in a diaper...

Oh, that's right, it did happen.

The hell with it..Ahmed Johnson vs Goldberg. Please tell me this one has never happened...
Nah, a match that bad will kill wrestling in general.

Ronnie Garvin vs Duke the Dumpster Drocee. Surefire to be a bad match simply because Ron Garvin is booked in it.

 

[RJB1976]

The Great Khali vs Hornswoggle.....HELL....IN A CELL!!!!!!!

book it! I'd love to see that...it would be funny as hell!

 

[davidslayer]

Then I'd book: Juventud Guerrera vs Sin Cara - in thee obvious 'falls anywhere match'.
(because Rey vs Super Calo looked good on paper)

 

[ckoneagain]

Great Khali vs Big Daddy V for deffinate, match would take forever with nothing really happening except punching and falling down, Khali would probably win purely due to the fact that Big Daddy V would have a heart attack from all the exercise...

 

[Lionheart]

Ted Arcidi vs. Bill Kazmaier - 60 Minute Iron Man Submission Match. Fans will be provided with forks so they can stab their own eyes out.

 

[sharpness83]

the Undertaker vs Undertaker. No way wwe would ever pull that.....

 

[owen8472]

Kane Vs Kane that one was a winner
undertaker vs Kane inferno match I could watch that again.
big john studd vs andra the giant I laughed more than was excited

tug boat vs anyone would make you never want to watch wresling again so you have to have a great match to follow or you lose all your views.

rick flair wwe hall a famer !! ok I hate to blast a great one but everytime hi wresled he would bleed lol .. and worst of all his hurt fall sucked !!! waisted alot of time with his whoooooooooo !!

 

[ThaSandman]

I would just book Vince Russo or David Arquette in a match who cares who they faced. We have already seen them so I don't think any fantasy idea can compare to having those 2 in a main event storyline.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

David Arquette vs Vince Russo vs Jim Ross vs Michael Cole in the first ever Mae Young on a forklift truck match

Four of the greatest of all time squaring off in a battle for the ages in a show-stealing match. There are no words in the English language that could justify just how incredibly, mind-blowingly awesome this showdown would be.

Awe-inspiring, life-changing, orgasm-causing...say what you want but you and me both know that this would be a match that would sell out WrestleMania without a shadow of a doubt, and a match of the year candidate for sure.

And David Arquette would win, thanks to multiple chairshots to the others by his manager, Jimmy King from the Ready To Rumble movie.

 

[supermanatsea]

how about a survivor series elimination match between "the Giants of wrestling" Team captain Great Khali, Giant Silva, Kurrgan, Giant Gonzalez and Loch Ness Monster versus "the Non-wrestlers" Team captain David Arquette, Michael Cole, Jim Ross, Judy Bagwell and Vince Russo..wouldnt that be unbelievable?

 

[wwerulestnaisbad]

mixed tag team match. Justin bieber and Girlfriend Selina Gomez vs John Cena and Rebecka Black.

Oh man the people that would be suing wwe i couldnt even count.



WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Gavschenko]

john cena vs randy orton only happened a 100 times in 2009

 

[takerfan1973]

i think giant gonzalez vs. hornswoggle in a prince of darkness death match would be so absolutely horrible......lmao the height discrepancy plus the fact they'd be blindfolded would make it as exciting as an infomercial on phone books.......

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Giant Gonzalez vs. The Great Khali

 

[ahoyhoy]

Repo Man v. Kelly Kelly

 

[jmsdeuce]

about every week on Raw and Smackdown has the worst match- Diva vs Diva
I dont know 1 person that doesnt change the channel or fast forward their dvr when a divas match comes up

 

[jmsdeuce]

I have another... a new adam sandler movie vs. a new jim carey movie