Book the worst wrestling match in history

[mikeyado]

This probably fits in 'Old School' since a lot of the wrestlers people will name may no longer be in action.

The idea is this: in terms of pure wrestling, what do you think would be the worst, most awful to watch wrestling match possible, give reasons and who you think would win, if indeed anybody would.

One that springs out for me from wrestling today would be an interbrand, all Welsh extravaganza between Rob Terry and Mason Ryan. Good lord imagine how much that would stink. Two immobile, power guys who can't sell and can't perform a suplex between them. All grunts and strikes and no chemistry.
I'll give it to Terry because Ryan has all that hair he could pull.

Taking it back a few years, Nathan Jones v the Big Khali. Both competitors would move a combined distance of about 40 yards. I shudder to think how bad that would be.

Now your turn.

 

[Rammsteinerteen]

I think WWE did a lot of them...

Anyway, I would say this.

A 6 Pack Challenge between...

The Great Khali vs Big Show vs Nathan Jones vs Vladimir Kozlov vs Hulk Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior

That's all I can think of, why you ask? Because I think all these guys are terrible wrestlers, and it would be hilarious to see all of them work a match at the same time. LOL

 

[silverwraith720]

John Cena vs R-Truth. Oh shit.... that's actually happening, isn't it?

Two guys with limited to non-existent move pools. Two guys that no one really wants to have the WWE title.

I will give R-Truth this. He is a much better heel, but I really hope the WHC main events Capitol Punishment, because this match is doomed to flop.

And who would win? I hope it's a double count out or the GM declares it a no contest and then strips Cena of the title.

 

[hbkmark]

I would have to go with Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs. Hulk Hogan vs. Ultimate Warrior. Three guys with a combine five moves.

 

[FutureShocked]

John Cena vs R-Truth. Oh shit.... that's actually happening, isn't it?

Two guys with limited to non-existent move pools. Two guys that no one really wants to have the WWE title.

I will give R-Truth this. He is a much better heel, but I really hope the WHC main events Capitol Punishment, because this match is doomed to flop.

And who would win? I hope it's a double count out or the GM declares it a no contest and then strips Cena of the title.

if u think that wud be THE worse match ever ur a moron. both cena and truth are not the best but they're way better than a lot. anyway, the worse match would be great khali vs big daddy v. *shudder*

 

[ITrippedTheShockmaster]

Hogan vs. Warrior in the "No Sell Battle of the Century."

Oh yeah, that happened... a couple of times, at that...

Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar in the "New No Sell Battle of the Century" Can't get much worse than that.

Wait, that already happened. And it was the worst... match... ever!

Oh, how about a Gimmick Battle Royal? And let's put it at Wrestlemania!

That happened, too? Damn!

Hmmm... oh, I know - Melina vs. Alicia Fox...?

You're kidding!? Ok, That's all I got. I'm officially out of ideas on this one.

 

[thegreekhero]

Santino Marella vs. Eugene?

No, I must admit that would be a hell of a funny match...

 

[CitiBoy7]

Santino vs Randy orton would be funny just imagine if santino was pounding on the mat ready to give orton the rko but then he gets rko lol.
Cobra vs Viper

 

[mudvayne1221]

Hulk hogan. Vs great khali in an iron match

 

[kevberg]

gillberg vs may young?

 

[FiveTymeWCWChamp]

Duke "the Dumpster" Drosie vs Bastion Booger

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Khali vs. Giant Gonzales in a ladder match.

Iron man would be worse but someone took that.

 

[Iversen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3tklC5ZeTY&feature=player_embedded

I don't think much needs to be said.

 

[rge2010]

Mark Henry vs Mr Hughes

 

[neildittmar]

Jackie Gayda vs. Lacey Von Erich in a scaffold match.

Not only would it be a terrible match from a wrestling/athleticism point of view, one of them would surely die.

 

[Swamp D.]

Danial Bryan vs. Zack Ryder

 

[yosefasu]

Money in the Bank Ladder Match:
Tugboat, Earthquake, B. Booger, Yokozuna, Haystacks Calhoun,
King Kong Bundy, Kamala, & Brodus Clay

 

[Bingching]

Any match with R-truth.

 

[Firebird4Life]

I have a few...

John Cena vs. Ultimate Warrior - lots of charisma, but they've each got the same moves & it'd be 15 minutes (at most if we're lucky) of horrible wrestling

Rhyno vs. Goldberg vs. Edge vs. Batista vs. Bobby Lashley vs. Steve "Mongo" McMichaels - GORE! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! TACKLE!

 

[King Patrick Star]

Hardcore Fatal Four Way match
Special Guest Referee, the WWE Commissioner, Mick Foley
Special Guest Ring Enforcer, TNA Network Executive, Mick Foley
Cactus Jack vs. Mankind vs. Dude Love vs. (you guessed it) Mick Foley

 

[D2J2009]

The Great Khali vs. Mark Henry or The Great Khali vs. Big Daddy V

 

[akrassikauda]

R-Truth vs K-Kwik. Get rowdy cuz that's wassup.

Kiwi & Lodi vs Billy & Chuck in a leather strap match. Someone may enjoy the lashing of leather.

 

[HailTheGillberg]

Hornswoggle vs Big Show in a Last Man Standing match

 

[penguin74]

Khali vs. Giant Gonzales in a ladder match.

Iron man would be worse but someone took that.

Dam you, you beat me to it. Ugh. Although I can't imagine anything worse than Hogan/Warrior at Halloween Havoc with the fake fireball fiasco.

But, if I had to book a match that I knew would be bad, and not use divas, that's just too easy, let's say The Barbarian vs. Kamala in an I Quit match. It would go on forever cause neither one of them would be able to say it. Just grunting vs. belly slapping until one of them passes out.

 

[King Patrick Star]

WWE TNA Impact Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship Title Unification Match

WWE Champion, John Cena vs. TNA Impact Wrestling Champion, Sting vs. World Heavyweight Champion, Randy Orton

The match would take place at...Ring Of Honor!!