Boinking a Celebrity

[Remy LaCroix]

Ten. I could use the boost of self-esteem.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Four ones.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

I'd go with the 10. Take Mila Kunis and spin her around my dick like a pin wheel. I don't care if I can't tell anyone.

If I fuck Oprah I will be the laughing stock and forever known as that guy who fucked Oprah. Who would want that dark cloud over their head.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Unless she falls for you and eventually you'll get some of that coin.

 

[Davi323]

I am assuming we are talking about a Hollywood 3-4, not a normal 3-4. Hollywood 3-4s are still going to be at least solid 7-8s in most places. Oprah is a 1 no matter which standard you use.

I will take the 3-4. The 10s think that they are great in bed just because they are hot. The hell with that. The 3-4s will actually try, and once you turn the lights off, does it really matter?

 

[Nate DaMac]

Pfft. Choices. Like I fucking choose who I sleep with. I takes what I can get.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

What happens if you screw both? The world will get to know anyway because most 4s are loudmouths.

Definately the 10 though, given a choice. Fuck, if there was an option of screwing a 20 and dying after that, I'd take that too. Once in a lifetime options are better than everything else.