Boinking a Celebrity

[Con T.]

Settle a wager here; so, you're given the chance to fuck a celebrity. However, there are stipulations.

You can fuck a celebrity that's a ten. Think Megan Fox, whoever you want really, you get to screw her. When it's done, you get to tell absolutely no one.

Or, you can fuck a celebrity that's like a three-four. Think... I dunno, Oprah. After you fuck her, you're free to tell the entire world.

Which would you rather do?

 

[Unsold Bacon]

The 10. I had to think about it for a half second though.

 

[Lee]

No one would believe me if I fucked a 4 and told people anyways so the 10 option.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Yeah nobody would believe me anyway so I go with the 10.

Also can you secretly videotape it for private memories?

 

[Con T.]

Fuckers with no self esteem.

Ok, suppose that she's saying it, as well. It's common knowledge, you fucked so and so.

After you fuck this ten, it's like it never happened

 

[Tastycles]

Do I get to pick the 3-4, or do I have to settle for what I'm given?

 

[Con T.]

Do I get to pick the 3-4, or do I have to settle for what I'm given?

You settle with what you're given; same with the ten. She picks you, you don't pick her.

So, in short, pretty much how the real world works

 

[Tastycles]

I'd probably take the 3-4 to be honest, it's funnier. I've got plenty of time to sleep with non-famous 10s...

 

[hatehabsforever]

Definitely the 10. No doubt about it. No one else would know, but you would.

 

[Daniel]

I'd go for the four, provided that they're really famous. Like Oprah. The stories I could tell...

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Why does it matter if other people know, then a bunch of idiots that follow celebrity gossip would hassle you for stories

 

[jmt225]

The 10, without question. The only thing I'd ever take over fucking someone like Bar Refaeli or Minka Kelly is buckets and buckets of money. Not being able to talk about it afterwards wouldn't make the experience any less joyful for me.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Yeah the 10. Wait. Why can I not tell people about the 10 afterwards? Is it because I can't remember, or do people just not believe me, or is there something else disabling me? If it's because I can't remember, than there's no point and I'd pick a 3/4, otherwise I'd stick with the 10.

Funny fantasy I've always had. I've always loved the idea of being hit on by a really fit A-lister, to play it cool but act like I don't know who they are and ultimately turn them down for something awful in comparison. I'd just love to say Megan Fox came on to me, but I needed to get back and see the results of Thesz against Punk. It'd put a big grin on the inside of me.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I'd go with the four, I imagine the ten would be kinda snobbish and a selfish lover.

 

[Con T.]

Yeah the 10. Wait. Why can I not tell people about the 10 afterwards?

Your murder, at the hands of her security and bodyguards.

I'm sure no one would find the body

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

That's intense, and I don't like the idea people won't find me. I'd like to at least inspire a Tony Robinson of the future with my death.

Never really been a fan of death anyway, never tried it but I heard it's fairly final. I'll just go 10 and keep stum.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

If Oprah is the 4 then definitely Oprah.

I could turn that type of street cred in to a bunch of porn star 10's a few B-list 8's and a shit ton of regular old 6's.

You guys can blow your future with your 10, I'm looking for a return on investment.

 

[Daniel]

I'd go with the four, I imagine the ten would be kinda snobbish and a selfish lover.

Yep, and Oprah's a well-known giver.





Not like that. Don't be disgusting.

 

[Remix]

The 10 if it becomes public knowledge then I'd have to put up with the parasitic ***** known as the paparazzi for a while. Fuck that shit, I have better things to do than deal with tits that flock to anything tangentially related to celebrity culture. Case in point, my driving instructor had journalists camp outside his house because he gave Lewis Hamilton a few driving lessons, he didn't tell anyone about it but they still tracked him down and wouldn't leave him alone until he sold his story to make them go away.

I like being relatively anonymous.

 

[GI Cake]

Who on earth says Oprah is a 4, she is at least an 8 in my book.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

The answer is obviously 10.

It's not exactly great sleeping with a 4 just because they are famous, nowt to brag about.

And there is something wrong with anyone who would rather fuck Oprah and tell a friend rather than nail Megan Fox and have the wank bank memories for the future....and the realisation that you are fucking awesome.

 

[Shotaro]

It depends do we classify who counts as a four?

If so, I'll state right now Katy Perry is a four. Then I'll Boink her and get to tell everyone about it.

NB: If im not able to get Katy Perry counted as a four I'd go with a ten. Even if I could, I wouldn't sell it to the press or anything.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I'd go with the four, I imagine the ten would be kinda snobbish and a selfish lover.

According to PlayTheGame this is a red rep worthy post, because it is "harsh". U Mad bro?

 

[Gelgarin]

Yeah; probably wouldn't do either, but if I did then I'd keep my mouth shut either way. What I put my penis near or in is entirely my own business; and people who insist on bragging about their sexual exploits almost invariably annoy the fuck out of me.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Yeah; probably wouldn't do either, but if I did then I'd keep my mouth shut either way. What I put my penis near or in is entirely my own business; and people who insist on bragging about their sexual exploits almost invariably annoy the fuck out of me.

Spoken like a true NAMBLA member.