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What happened to wanting to be taken seriously?

When the fuck did I say that?

I don't give a fuck about being taking seriously by a bunch of bottom feeding fat slimy cum dribbling fucks.

Who the fuck are you to talk to me about seriousness?

The only serious thing about you is your serious intense pleasure of getting 9 inch black throbbing cock thrusting inside your inner anus.

Now go put on your gimp suit and get to work daddy needs a blowjob.
 
Did you go off you meds again?

you really should take your meds Shagz they help control the outburts and your desire to imagine of guys giving blowjobs.
 
And don't leave your shit stains all over the carpet this time.

I'll tie you up and make you my Medieval bitch.

Fucking mouth full of shit talking shit better shut them lips up little boy or I'll crack a whip over your back. Make you cum in agony.

I know you like the way it feels when I shub that Meat rode up your porky ass.

I'm like the Malcom X of sex and you like the George Bush of Bush if you know what I mean.


Slam and Jam leave my bitch wet with no Jam.

I'm like Pearl Jam with a leg of Ham.
Call me Jon Hamn when I fuck yo bitch.
Make her wet like a Jewish Bitch.
I don't give a fuck.
Like she don't give a fuck,
I'm a get her drunk like a Monk.
Slip slide my dick goes.
No escape.
Role play is my foreplay I'm James Bond.
Let her suck my dick like a Pornstar.
I'm blowing 100s like a 100 bitches with 100 Jews.
I'm counting 50's like Mollys and Dolly Parton to.
Get me a Molly I'm cool like that.
Cooler than Cucumber and Ice Cube.
Went down on a chick with a lot of pubes.
Pubic hair in my mouth I can taste the Red Juice.
I count my bitches in Hebrew.
Cause I'm a Jewish man with a big fat dick.
Better not disrespect whatever force skin I have left.
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My cum spreads to Kingdom come I'm a Pornstar.

Call me King Lawler when I fuck yo bitch.

Under aged bitches that's how I do it.
No escape.

I won't tell no Lie but I'll Lie when I have to.
You will never catc
Pray to god for Oreos and thick bitches.
I'm on the rich list you bitch is on my Ex list.
I'm a Monster
Got mad energy to fuck bitches.
That's not sexual.
That's not consequential.
Don't do it.
Do't leave me.
Too much tank left in me.
I'm a train engine running high on fuel like Diesel.
Kevin Nash flow.
Rip her quad with my dick I'm so hard.
 
Woke up in the morning I swear to god I was a Pornstar.

Popping Pussy like Pop Tarts.
My destination

My dick goes north I go south.
Taking directions from a Chinese man with a small dick.
Led me to a Orgy with Paul McCartney I'm so blessed.
We were doing the Rolling Stones the sex position.

I'm bigger than the Beatles in Condom size.
Never catch me sucking a another mans willy.
I'm no *** like Frank N Stein
I'm straighter than Viagra.
Viagra falls.

Tossing my cock I'm such a show off.
 
When I 8 years old I was pushing crack.
Millionaire by 15.
Never been a fan of the white man.
The white devil got my soul.
No escape.
Selling the crack for the white man.
The white devil got my soul
No escape.
 
Blowing up the world trade center.
With my farts.

Watch them crumble down I take a shit.

This was worsted than the finale of Seinfeld.
 
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Make you do despicable things.

Lost my soul to rock n roll.
Lost my soul to the white man.
Lost my soul to rock n roll.

Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll.
 
My dog licked my balls today.
He told me he wouldn't cheat.
Then I catch him licking the balls of another man.

I thought dogs were loyal but they ****s too.
 
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