Best/Worst
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TheOneBigWill
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Best: Mrs. White - she was never my personal teacher, but she was one of the only teacher's I'd ever respected and liked. (hell, she's 10 yrs older than me. I tried honestly dating her. 
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Worst: Dissalhorse - I'm unclear on the spelling of the name, but she's the bitch that pretty much changed my entire direction in education.
)Worst: Dissalhorse - I'm unclear on the spelling of the name, but she's the bitch that pretty much changed my entire direction in education.
Best- It is a toss up, I think I would say Mr. Toewes. Shop teacher in grade 9, math teacher in grade 8. Hugh inspiration to me and one of the nicest guys ever.
Worst- Howett. When I was younger my parents lived 45 minutes out of town. One day she kept me for detention. She had told me she called my parents to make sure that I could stay for detention, but she hadn't. Little did I know, my parents were not home, gone to another city for the day until late that night. That means I got out of detention and had no way to get home, and had to wait in town for hours before a neighbour could bring me home. I was 12.
Worst- Howett. When I was younger my parents lived 45 minutes out of town. One day she kept me for detention. She had told me she called my parents to make sure that I could stay for detention, but she hadn't. Little did I know, my parents were not home, gone to another city for the day until late that night. That means I got out of detention and had no way to get home, and had to wait in town for hours before a neighbour could bring me home. I was 12.
Mr.Fernadezbest teacher ever. I have him this year sa my 8th grade algebra 1 teacher. He is the most funniest nicest guy to be around. Juan lets us call him by his first name he says racist jokes that arnt mean and lets us say them back like we was all in class going over Y-intercepts and something I said made him remember his old jokes the joke was what do sperm cells and black people have in common?
Ms. TM Canada
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Good thread idea.
I'm assuming we're talking about elementary/high school teachers and not post secondary:
Best: Mr Soroka. He was my high school psych teacher and I loved him. He was definitely crazy, but he was an incredibly interesting person.
Worst: Mr Zabek. Grade 10 math teacher. He had the "popular" chicks go to his house on weekends for "movie nights". Strangely, those girls did very well in that class, despite never handing in assignments and doing mediocrely on tests. He was so skeezy. Ew. He also had a wall of pictures of the girl's sports teams.
I'm assuming we're talking about elementary/high school teachers and not post secondary:
Best: Mr Soroka. He was my high school psych teacher and I loved him. He was definitely crazy, but he was an incredibly interesting person.
Worst: Mr Zabek. Grade 10 math teacher. He had the "popular" chicks go to his house on weekends for "movie nights". Strangely, those girls did very well in that class, despite never handing in assignments and doing mediocrely on tests. He was so skeezy. Ew. He also had a wall of pictures of the girl's sports teams.
TheOneBigWill
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Best - Ms. Shelbourne my 7th grade math teacher. She was just great. She helped me tremendously when my nerves started getting bad. I'll never forget her for that.
worst - Mrs. fatass Lloyd. I swear this wltch is the reason I suck at math. She sat on her fatass and never helped you with anything. I'm still having trouble with math because of her big ass. I hope she gets raped by a moose with a yeast infected razor blade for a dick.
worst - Mrs. fatass Lloyd. I swear this wltch is the reason I suck at math. She sat on her fatass and never helped you with anything. I'm still having trouble with math because of her big ass. I hope she gets raped by a moose with a yeast infected razor blade for a dick.
Bozzaholic
Pre-Show Stalwart
Best: Mr. Allington He was known as God by our class simply because you could get away with murder in his class... I dont actually think I learnt anything whilst being taught by him
Worst: Mrs. Stewart - Strict ass German teacher... she is the reason I took french at GCSE level... to be fair I've spoken more french since school then I ever have german
Worst: Mrs. Stewart - Strict ass German teacher... she is the reason I took french at GCSE level... to be fair I've spoken more french since school then I ever have german
Best - Mrs Ashman - Not being an acedemic genuis and struggling to read big time when I was younger she was the one who just worked and worked with me to make sure I was at everyone else's level when I went up to the next year.
Worst - Mr Young - He just wasnt pleasant to be around, I was good at practical things like metalwork and he tried to press on me that those arent real skills and that if I am not very good at academic stuff I'll be a failure.
Worst - Mr Young - He just wasnt pleasant to be around, I was good at practical things like metalwork and he tried to press on me that those arent real skills and that if I am not very good at academic stuff I'll be a failure.
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
Worst-Bullock. She taught Poli Sci/Econ. She regularly lost papers, rambled on for long times about nothing in particular, and said teaching was a hobby of hers and she was really a real estate agent. We did this mock stock market game where anyone that got a higher total than she did would get extra credit, something like .1 points for ever 10 dollars more they made. My group had something like 750 points of EC, which was something like 40% of our grade. They mysteriously vanished the next day....
Best: Ms Girard - She was young, and short. Being in gr 8, we all though she was hot, and she was also the only teacher that looked enough like a student that we'd miss her on lookouts while somene was doing somthing wrong. Me and a buddy of mine spend almost every lunch hour in her room for detention, and she even put us at the front of the room. But DAMN, she was hot.
Worst: Ms Waters: Quite simply, she was a bitch.
BOTH: Mr Aucoin. Gr 8 english, and it was his first year teaching. He didn't do well. My class gave him hell, and by the time mid april got here, he'd givin up on us. He brought in a TV from home, and put on a movie for us to watch one day. When thast movie ended, he went to multiple other classrooms looking for another. This went on till the last week of June, and he gave us a test on those moviews that a 4th grader could have passed. We ruined that man.
Worst: Ms Waters: Quite simply, she was a bitch.
BOTH: Mr Aucoin. Gr 8 english, and it was his first year teaching. He didn't do well. My class gave him hell, and by the time mid april got here, he'd givin up on us. He brought in a TV from home, and put on a movie for us to watch one day. When thast movie ended, he went to multiple other classrooms looking for another. This went on till the last week of June, and he gave us a test on those moviews that a 4th grader could have passed. We ruined that man.
nailinthecoffin
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Best - Mr Hodgeson, art teacher for 3 years at high school, the dude loved subtitled films and wrestling. Where could I go wrong, literally 3 years discussing the pros and cons of giant monster movies, Ichi the killer, Casshern, Audition, The Vengeance Trilogy and the Hogan/Attitude Era. Brilliant.
Worst - Miss Wilcox, she was one of those 'fresh out of teacher training' pretentious fucks that believed just because she was like 4 years older than us she was so much fucking better. Bitch hated it when I told her she was an overpaid over-educated babysitter. Some teachers need to get over themselves.
Worst - Miss Wilcox, she was one of those 'fresh out of teacher training' pretentious fucks that believed just because she was like 4 years older than us she was so much fucking better. Bitch hated it when I told her she was an overpaid over-educated babysitter. Some teachers need to get over themselves.
Best - Mr. Greenwood
This man is one of the smartest that I have ever met in my entire life. He teaches the higher-level math courses at my school. He teaches it in such a way that everyone will understand it, regardless the intelliegence of the student. He never has us do work from the book, but instead chooses what material is important and gives us worksheets to do. It's great.
Worst - Mrs. Leavitt
She was terrible.
This man is one of the smartest that I have ever met in my entire life. He teaches the higher-level math courses at my school. He teaches it in such a way that everyone will understand it, regardless the intelliegence of the student. He never has us do work from the book, but instead chooses what material is important and gives us worksheets to do. It's great.
Worst - Mrs. Leavitt
She was terrible.
Best: Mr. Sandford, Mr. Chakar and Mrs. Uren all tied for equal first. Mr. Sandford made English actually fun, until we got a depressed lady who was annoying. Mr. Chakar, my business teacher was heaps fun and Mrs. Uren took myself and 11 other students to Malaysia.
Worst: Mr. McGrath, we were in a public school and he sent one of my mates out of the class for "not being a good christian". No joke. He would yell at the most random things, he yelled at me a couple times aswell.
Worst: Mr. McGrath, we were in a public school and he sent one of my mates out of the class for "not being a good christian". No joke. He would yell at the most random things, he yelled at me a couple times aswell.
Italian MVP
Cant see himself....
Worst: Mrs Mcabe - The bitch wouldnt shut up. Instead of teaching us math, all she did was talk about her life and repeat her stupid life stories. And then when she tried to teach math she would get distracted when students ask her questions about math and she would turn it into a story that has no relevance to math but is about her life. She also was a bullshit artist as some of the shit she told us was so not true.
-Mr Howard. He was my old kidergarten teacher when i was 6. The whole class was freaked out going into his class because he would treat us like high school students. We coloured out of the lines, we would get screamed at. We would colour a building a colour it wasnt, we would get screamed at. The bastard got fired lucky.
Best: -Mrs Holland. She was my year 10 coordinator and by god was was hot. She love to talk about anything also, even sex.
-Mr Atoa. He was a stoned guy who like to smoke pot. Didnt know what the hell he was doing, and worst thing was he was teaching me maths! lol.
-Mr Howard. He was my old kidergarten teacher when i was 6. The whole class was freaked out going into his class because he would treat us like high school students. We coloured out of the lines, we would get screamed at. We would colour a building a colour it wasnt, we would get screamed at. The bastard got fired lucky.
Best: -Mrs Holland. She was my year 10 coordinator and by god was was hot. She love to talk about anything also, even sex.
-Mr Atoa. He was a stoned guy who like to smoke pot. Didnt know what the hell he was doing, and worst thing was he was teaching me maths! lol.
Best: Ms Ebs, year 8 English teacher. She's crazy, I think she was high most of the time too. SHe'd randomly stop English, and tell us some story or give us a riddle. It was great. GOod at teaching English too.
Worst: Ms Denny, Year9 maths teacher. Old. Couldn't teach. Repeated everything at least 10 times, despite the fact that it didn't help the first time and we figured the stuff out from our textbooks.
Worst: Ms Denny, Year9 maths teacher. Old. Couldn't teach. Repeated everything at least 10 times, despite the fact that it didn't help the first time and we figured the stuff out from our textbooks.
Best - Frau Paul - German teacher
Worst - Mrs. Balanda - 10th grade English teacher
They were polar opposites...Balanda was a loose cannon that hated everyone, and thought she was the greatest person ever that could do no wrong, and Frau Paul made the class fun and was down to earth. It also helped that I was a million times better in German than English
Worst - Mrs. Balanda - 10th grade English teacher
They were polar opposites...Balanda was a loose cannon that hated everyone, and thought she was the greatest person ever that could do no wrong, and Frau Paul made the class fun and was down to earth. It also helped that I was a million times better in German than English
Best: The math teacher with the German name, Vorwerg I think was the spelling. Chucked me out of class for saying bollocks, how dare he. I went for a stroll. Then I needed a piss, he stood by me and had one himself after he'd gone looking for me. I'd finished but he put his big sausage fingers on me and told me to wait there. I was terrified for a second or so.
Or the hilarious Geography teacher:
''If you don't concentrate you'll never pass this class''
Deluded fuck, if I cared I'd do the work he set.
Best: Photography teacher, we shared many a lesson alone in the dark room together. Developing photos and such. Ugly as fuck, but I was 15.
Or the hilarious Geography teacher:
''If you don't concentrate you'll never pass this class''
Deluded fuck, if I cared I'd do the work he set.
Best: Photography teacher, we shared many a lesson alone in the dark room together. Developing photos and such. Ugly as fuck, but I was 15.
Worst:
Was a toss up between my year 11 science, Or the french teacher's.
The science teacher was run wild by the whole, My and this guy pretended to hate each, And was seated at opposite ends of th class, Every lesson we would play fight, And make him think we was legit beating the shit out of him. The last lesson of the year, He dicided to put a video, And my and my mate was chatting, And he told us if we was going to keep talking he would take us outside and then make us wait there until we could be quite for 1 minute, Needless to say, We was out there until the bell went off.
My first french teacher was a Spanish woman, Who kept calling me sharron. So one day I told her if she didnt get my name right I was going to rip up a textbook, And my work, And throw it at her. One slip of the tongue, And it looked like snow had hit the bitch, Then she said something like, "get out you fat puta* well I know what puta means, So I called her "A spanish, Bullfight, Ass kissing, Razor-shy, Pigly son of a bitch midget" I was throw out of the class and put in to another.
The teacher in the new class was a gay Irishman, And everytime he told me off for something, i'd turn around and say "did lee dee, Patato's", Or "I'll fight for a pound", In an Irish accent, Later that month french was dropped from my timetable.
I also told the head of year to fuck off, Because she tried to make me wear a jumper that I didnt have.
Was a toss up between my year 11 science, Or the french teacher's.
The science teacher was run wild by the whole, My and this guy pretended to hate each, And was seated at opposite ends of th class, Every lesson we would play fight, And make him think we was legit beating the shit out of him. The last lesson of the year, He dicided to put a video, And my and my mate was chatting, And he told us if we was going to keep talking he would take us outside and then make us wait there until we could be quite for 1 minute, Needless to say, We was out there until the bell went off.
My first french teacher was a Spanish woman, Who kept calling me sharron. So one day I told her if she didnt get my name right I was going to rip up a textbook, And my work, And throw it at her. One slip of the tongue, And it looked like snow had hit the bitch, Then she said something like, "get out you fat puta* well I know what puta means, So I called her "A spanish, Bullfight, Ass kissing, Razor-shy, Pigly son of a bitch midget" I was throw out of the class and put in to another.
The teacher in the new class was a gay Irishman, And everytime he told me off for something, i'd turn around and say "did lee dee, Patato's", Or "I'll fight for a pound", In an Irish accent, Later that month french was dropped from my timetable.
I also told the head of year to fuck off, Because she tried to make me wear a jumper that I didnt have.
the worst was my french teacher. I suffered from asthma hardcore. I was having an asthma attack in the middle of the class and she wouldnt let me get my puffer. after five minutes i thought fuck it and crawled out. only to fall down 30 steps and hit my head on the bottom. Silly slag got fired.
Mum went down there 8 months pregnate and blasted the fuck out of her. She lost her job and her teaching license.....why did you wait and just get up and leave regardless of what she said?
