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The Dragon Saga

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Zack Ryder I don't like you. You got over and I was apart of the "Zack Pack" I was one of your first 1000 subscribers in February of 2011. I liked you before you were a "Brozki" I remember watching you before Wrestlemania 24 go one on one with The Undertaker and I found you to be very impressive. I was impressed by you. I remember watching The Dirt Sheet late 2008 when you created the Woo Woo Woo line. I found you to be hilarious. I was upset that you were only on Smackdown once in 2009 facing off against Finlay and Khali and you and Hawkins getting beat.

I was happy when you were drafted to ECW and I liked the feud you had with Christian for the ECW title which resulted in good matches. I even liked you when you were on Raw and you feuded with Ashton Kutcher for one episode. I was glad when you briefly feuded with Daniel Bryan for the US Title. I liked you all throughout 2011. But in 2012 I realized many things. I realized how annoying you were, I realized how annoying your voice was. I realized how hard it is to take you seriously. I realized how you have no character for the crowd to get behind. A guido who stole Ric Flair's line and repeated it three times and who fistpumps. Who can possibly get behind that? The only reason why you got over was because of the funny show you created not your stupid character. Any jabroni can make an internet show and get over.

You have decent ring skills and I'll give you that but just because the crowd likes you, you expect to get a huge push. This is the Wrestling biz you can't expect to get pushed. There's no promises so don't expect anything. I hate how he expects everything to be given to him. MVP said that you can only be guaranteed two things to make alot of money and to have fun. And I'm sure you have done those things but because you are over you expect to be given everything. Morrison, Shelton, MVP, Carlito, Kennedy, Matt Hardy even Maven were all extremely over so what's your point Ryder.

I hate hearing about your tweets about you complaining about not getting over. I would not be mad if you were released tommorow to be honest. Bryan was extremely over also and he didn't expect to be given everything. He's a humble guy he shut his mouth and got over on his own not having to create an internet show. Ryder doesn't care for anybody but himself. He doesn't care for fans he doesn't care for anybody but himself.

Ryder you are overrated and you can't blame everyone in the back for not getting pushed. Change your character, change your look do something different. I can't take a guy who fistpumps. Quit copying the Jersey Shore and be different.
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What an absolute gem of a response.
 
A guido who stole Ric Flair's line and repeated it three times and who fistpumps. Who can possibly get behind that? The only reason why you got over was because of the funny show you created not your stupid character. Any jabroni can make an internet show and get over.
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Roflzz. Dead.
 
He's such a ripoff of Jersey Shore that he actually had the character before Jersey Shore existed.
I guess he could have gone into the future and seen the show to help develop the character.
 
Daniel Bryan didn't really had a WWE jobbing carreer like Zack Ryder, so comparing their build is stupid. But yeah, Zack Ryder is getting more and more annoying.
 
One of the common swipes at Zack Ryder (I'm decidedly neutral, don't pigeonhole me) is that "anyone can create an internet show". Why then, have so few people made good ones?

There's lots of legitimate swipes to take at Ryder, but that's just plain being a hater.
 
I can see Zack in a few years acting as if it is the WWE's fault with his depush and doing all these shoot interviews to the point of nausea.
 
Rayne said:
One of the common swipes at Zack Ryder (I'm decidedly neutral, don't pigeonhole me) is that "anyone can create an internet show". Why then, have so few people made good ones?

There's lots of legitimate swipes to take at Ryder, but that's just plain being a hater.
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Because getting over by being good seems more long lasting.
 
I still believe this is the greatest chain of main page posts ever, and for some reason a part of me wishes it would happen.

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Dragon Saga really does hate Ryder. I've tried to sway him, I've lobbed personal attack at him, I've tried to point out all the positives of Ryder, but DS will not sway. It breaks my heart.
 
I'm not the world's biggest Zack Ryder fan but they plainly pushed him into a brick wall/down a pit/over a desk - whatever your preferred metaphor. I empathise with the man. And "he needs to evolve his character" is about as a cliché as an IWC complaint comes. He probably needs to improve his workrate too.
 
The Dragon Saga said:
Nope, never, not even as a Major Brother. The nearest I've ever been behind Ryder was when Kane wheeled him off the stage on a wheelchair, and that's only because of the camera angle.
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Getting beaten up by Kane was the most entertaining thing he did besides getting kicked in the nards by Eve. He's a dope.
 
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