Oh goodie, such a wide variety to choose from hmmm...do i pick the 100 something year old morgan freeman who sounds like he narrates his entire life, the psychopathic suicidal/murder Chris Benoit, the secret agent man ****e James Bond, or the addictive bag of Doritos that contains monosodium glutamate (the only thing that kills brain cells faster than this article.) I think out of ten i give this THREAD a Joaquin Phoenix, because like his acting...its shit