Best Father?

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Poll coming

 

[Megatron]

Red Foreman better be on the list.

 

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Just missed the cut

 

[The Doctor]

YEAH! DORITOS!

 

[Kermit]

[YOUTUBE]kJDLws_l3Ok[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Miko]

Milenko's the only one I've ever seen ask for advice, so he's obviously a good candidate.

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

Me. duh.

 

[JGlass]

Pierce Brosnan because you'd inherit his piercing eyes and that chiseled jaw.

 

[Alex]

Spoiler

He has two jobs

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Pierce Brosnan because you'd inherit his piercing eyes and that chiseled jaw.

This is the only acceptable answer

 

[Pepe Silvia]

He has two jobs

his biceps look like homey smacks.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Fuck they do

 

[ABMorales787]

Morgan Freeman. Just imagine those bedtime stories.

 

[GI Cake]

Daddy Pancake.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Milenko, because he already beats children... that do not even belong to him.

 

[nightmare]

Morgan Freeman. Just imagine those bedtime stories.

Morgan Freeman and Alan Rickman should do a line of audio books. Put you right to sleep.

Milenko, because he already beats children... that do not even belong to him.

There are no kids, there are no women, there was never any military training camp he attended. Milenko's whole story is an obvious fabrication.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

There are no kids, there are no women, there was never any military training camp he attended. Milenko's whole story is an obvious fabrication.

If you're going to lie, make your life seem not so shit. I believe Milenko.

 

[Shadowmancer]

Samuel L Jackson obviously

 

[JGlass]

If you're going to lie, make your life seem not so shit. I believe Milenko.

What's compelling about people with having normal-good lives? Nothing. You want to read about how normal Slyfox's day was? What kind of wine IC had with dinner? What bedtime story Shocky read to his children? (I think his kids are older, but you get the idea.)

No, we want grit! We want drama! We want the tales of a boy who lost his job at Walmart so he joined the army while pursuing a romantic relationship with a woman on the other side of the country but then he was discharged by the army and fell in love with a different woman in Alabama is likely using him as a babysitter while she goes out and does blow and hunts black people, or whatever it is they do in Alabama.

Milenko understands what the people want.

 

[The Crock]

Don't forget his short-lived, but wildly successful erotic literature career.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

My allegiance is easily displaced. I'm currently eating Doritos so...

 

[JGlass]

Don't forget his short-lived, but wildly successful erotic literature career.

Milenko's erotic literature career coincided with 50 Shades of Gray's rise to popularity. Coincidence? I don't think so.

 

[The Doctor]

Wait, he got discharged? I thought he just finished up Basic.

lol

 

[The Crock]

Milenko's erotic literature career coincided with 50 Shades of Gray's rise to popularity. Coincidence? I don't think so.

...oh my God.

 

[IHW]

lol @ Joe Mason being the only one to vote for Joe Mason.