Johnny Scumm
InZayn In The Membrane
Right, Jenks wants a Wrestling Thread, so here's one. I'm asking the question, Would Beer Money Be Better Off In WWE or TNA?. Now, obviously, everyone's gonna scramble on this one and and go "DUH, TNA!" because of the current situation with the WWE's Tag Team Division. Anyways, I'll bring what are, in my eyes, both good and bad reasons for them to be in both companies.
Firstly, TNA. Now this is Beer Money Inc's current home. It always has been, when they were singles Wrestlers and then they became a Tag Team who, at first, didn't look like much. After a couple of matches against the Motor City Machine Guns, it was shown just how great the two guys could be and that they are possibly the one of the greatest Tag Teams of all time. They've got Wrestling Skill, great personalities and a set of fans behind them no matter what they're doing. Currently, they're the 2nd Top Faces of the business in my eyes, under AJ Styles. Now, why they are so good for/with TNA right now has a few reasons. First of all, TNA have a brilliant Tag Team Division and when the MCMG return, it'll only make it better. They've also got the perfect opponents to put on matches with. The Tag Division in TNA is possibly the Strongest Division the business has, standing high above the Knockouts, X-Division, Heavyweight & Television. However, with all these pluses, there are some minuses. The biggest is that, well, it's TNA. We know that TNA can fuck things up royally in the matter of 88 Seconds. They can come up with terrible storylines, bad ideas etc, which turns everyone into a "TN-hAter". What happens if they do it with Beer Money are ruin them? It's entirely possible, so maybe they need to tread carefully in case something goes wrong. Then we move on.....
WWE - Now, we'll start with the negatives first, instead of the positives. On a whole, the WWE Tag Team Division is pretty fucking suck-ish. Santino and Kozlov, Slater and Gabriel and erm, who else? Well, technically, the whole Roster. There are so many makeshift Tag Teams in the WWE that anyone could join in with the Game. What they need is to add some stability to their Division, instead of playing around with it, poking it with a stick and pump it with some Cement, giving it a base to sit on. Now, that's where we could introduce "Beer Money Inc", obviously under a different name. What that would be, I don't know. Any Suggestions? That could be interesting. We know they're a great Tag Team, so they'd permanently be in that little area. Then we have Slater and Gabriel, who aren't all terrible. The possibility of Sheamus/McIntyre has always been a dream for me. That would even be good enough for me, to start with. Then there's The Uso's, if they brought back credibility. So there we can see, that if Beer Money did turn up for Vince McMahon, then that wouldn't be all too bad. It would probably do them a world of benefits.
So, I pose to all of you, a question.
Firstly, TNA. Now this is Beer Money Inc's current home. It always has been, when they were singles Wrestlers and then they became a Tag Team who, at first, didn't look like much. After a couple of matches against the Motor City Machine Guns, it was shown just how great the two guys could be and that they are possibly the one of the greatest Tag Teams of all time. They've got Wrestling Skill, great personalities and a set of fans behind them no matter what they're doing. Currently, they're the 2nd Top Faces of the business in my eyes, under AJ Styles. Now, why they are so good for/with TNA right now has a few reasons. First of all, TNA have a brilliant Tag Team Division and when the MCMG return, it'll only make it better. They've also got the perfect opponents to put on matches with. The Tag Division in TNA is possibly the Strongest Division the business has, standing high above the Knockouts, X-Division, Heavyweight & Television. However, with all these pluses, there are some minuses. The biggest is that, well, it's TNA. We know that TNA can fuck things up royally in the matter of 88 Seconds. They can come up with terrible storylines, bad ideas etc, which turns everyone into a "TN-hAter". What happens if they do it with Beer Money are ruin them? It's entirely possible, so maybe they need to tread carefully in case something goes wrong. Then we move on.....
WWE - Now, we'll start with the negatives first, instead of the positives. On a whole, the WWE Tag Team Division is pretty fucking suck-ish. Santino and Kozlov, Slater and Gabriel and erm, who else? Well, technically, the whole Roster. There are so many makeshift Tag Teams in the WWE that anyone could join in with the Game. What they need is to add some stability to their Division, instead of playing around with it, poking it with a stick and pump it with some Cement, giving it a base to sit on. Now, that's where we could introduce "Beer Money Inc", obviously under a different name. What that would be, I don't know. Any Suggestions? That could be interesting. We know they're a great Tag Team, so they'd permanently be in that little area. Then we have Slater and Gabriel, who aren't all terrible. The possibility of Sheamus/McIntyre has always been a dream for me. That would even be good enough for me, to start with. Then there's The Uso's, if they brought back credibility. So there we can see, that if Beer Money did turn up for Vince McMahon, then that wouldn't be all too bad. It would probably do them a world of benefits.
So, I pose to all of you, a question.
Beer Money Inc. WWE or TNA?
Answer on the Poll.