Becca, you were right

[Uncle Sam]

About chavs in cinemas. Their favourite phrase? "Oi, it's Charlie!" Often followed by "He's got a boner." Went to see Wall-e, had the noisiest motherfuckers ever there. Although it seems all movie fan chavs know a person called Charlie who is similar to every character in every film and who frequently gets erections.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Haha. Don't remind me, I don't have to step foot in the place until October.

 

[Agrex]

Same thing in Toronto. When I saw the Dark Knight today, everytime someone would get hurt, this one guy would burst out laughing. Fucking annoying.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Turn round and tell them to shut the fuck up. Works for me.

 

[Sparky]

^^^^ thats the best thing to do.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Turn round and tell them to shut the fuck up. Works for me.

Not nearly intimidating enough. I know people who are though.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I find reaching for their phones makes them shut up. I once ripped off somebodys shoe when they had their feet in the back of my head. That got me removed from the cinema though. But it was Proof Of Life so really, I won.

 

[Uncle Sam]

They always come in groups of twelve. I'd be embarrassed to get beaten up by a dozen twelve year olds. If I had enough time to seriously injure one...

 

[Y 2 Jake]

There's no shame getting beaten up by 12 people. Even if they were toddlers.