Bar Room Self-Superlatives

[The Legendary 23]

To get to know each other better, list a couple of superlatives that you think should be credited to you in the Bar Room. Since you obviously won't know every single trait of every poster in the Bar Room, you can't be positive you deserve that superlative. If you see someone's self-superlative and think you should be credited with it, feel free to call that person out on it. From anything to biggest pervert to fastest runner, let 'em fly.

For example:

I am probably taller than anyone else in the Bar Room.

I am probably a faster swimmer than anyone else in the Bar Room.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Are you Michael Phelps? If so, can I hit that after you?

 

[SavageTaker]

He's probably high if he's Michael Phelps.

 

[Murfish]

I do more cocaine than any one else.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I have thicker hair than anyone in the bar room.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I own more HBK merchandise than anyone else.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I own less wrestling related things than everyone else.

 

[Mr. TM]

How tall are you?

 

[The Legendary 23]

How tall are you?

6'5"

And no, for the record I really don't like Michael Phelps.

 

[Mr. TM]

We are about the same height. One user is 6'6.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

TM is 6'4. You've got him beat.

 

[Mr. TM]

Depends what shoes I use

 

[The Legendary 23]

Hah, well I guess there's always going to someone taller. Still growing though, I wanna beat my pops who is 6'6"

 

[X]

I'm definately the most knowledgable poster on here in regards to punk rock and it's subgenres, I know that much.

When Milenko was doing his "punk" threads...man, I just sighed. He was listing bands like TSOL as anarcho punk...no. Just no. Punk, yes, anarcho punk? Fuck no and a half.

And I'm also guessing I'm probably the most knowledgable poster on here in regards to the Beat Generation, and probably soul music as well.

 

[Mr. TM]

What is this "Punk" you refer to?

 

[My$terio_Fan]

I'm more feirce than the rest of ya's

 

[Murfish]

I'm the pound 4 pound awesomest.

 

[X]

What is this "Punk" you refer to?

A board game involving match sticks and bobby pins.

 

[Mr. TM]

I am at least the top 3 on this forum in hookers killed.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I have the most apprication for Coen brothers films on the forums.

 

[Murfish]

Coen poser.

 

[Mr. TM]

I have probably been the furthest North

I probably have the most WZ posters on MSN (53)

 

[FromTheSouth]

I am the biggest homer on the forums.

I am the most well spoken conservative on the forums.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I am the biggest homer on the forums.

What's that?

 

[The Legendary 23]

I also probably appreciate both 90's rap and 90's basketball most on the forums.