Ba-Bomb (or admittedly The Game Rage)

[shattered dreams]

My client Larry cannot get that money together in 48 hours. He will get paid soon and you may have half of his paycheck. He will mail it to you and you are on the honor system to western union him the other half back.

 

[Larry]

I can't. I don't have any money to give you. You could easily find it in yourself though to take mercy or pity on me, and let me stick around instead of extorting me for money I don't have and we could all forget about this whole ordeal.

 

[D-Man]

You give everyone your home address, yet you give us none of your money?

 

[Larry]

Then in the process you could decide not to ban me. Great Plan if I may say so myself. Shattered Dreams was on to something there though.

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

And get me my Subway. Man, I'm starved.

 

[Larry]

You give everyone your home address, yet you give us none of your money?

Well....Yeah. Duh. See If I give people MY address, THEY can send ME money. I can in turn roll that money into some hedge funds, maybe invest in some frozen concentrated orange juice, and flip everyone's money into some fat stacks to then redistribute the profits to. That's a way better idea than banning me.

 

[D-Man]

Joe Mason, go away.

 

[Larry]

Oh, and I don't have any money so it doesn't work for me to give what I don't have. Recession and all.

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

OK, done with the Subway thing. My bad.
I'll just sit and watch from here.

 

[shattered dreams]

Oh, and I don't have any money so it doesn't work for me to give what I don't have. Recession and all.

KB also accepts baked goods and anything loosely associated with wrestling or ninja turtles. Dman accepts anything loose.

Ramadan?

 

[klunderbunker]

KB also accepts baked goods and anything loosely associated with wrestling or ninja turtles. Dman accepts anything loose.

Muppets too.

I'm thinking instead of sending him money, we show up and pummel him with whatever blunt instruments we can find and take his computer and/or mobile device and sell them, splitting the profits unequally between ourselves.

 

[Larry]

KB also accepts baked goods and anything loosely associated with wrestling or ninja turtles. Dman accepts anything loose.

Ramadan?

wow, sounds like a personal problem.

 

[Larry]

Muppets too.

I'm thinking instead of sending him money, we show up and pummel him with whatever blunt instruments we can find and take his computer and/or mobile device and sell them, splitting the profits unequally between ourselves.

Damn. That sounds....kind of violent and scary.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

What did you spend it on?

Video game figurines.

Fuck dude, if you don't have any money get off a damn wrestling forum and go make yourself $20 by sucking a dick or something. What the fuck are you trying to do with your life if you are flat broke and incessantly trying to keep yourself on this meaningless forum? How does your "gf" tolerate this?

 

[shattered dreams]

Muppets too.

I'm thinking instead of sending him money, we show up and pummel him with whatever blunt instruments we can find and take his computer and/or mobile device and sell them, splitting the profits unequally between ourselves.

I am anti-violence but pro-needawirelessmouse. Quite a conundrum. Did you see the Robot Chicken Behind the Music Electric Mayhem?

 

[Larry]

You've got kind of a dark side huh KB?

 

[shattered dreams]

Fuck dude, if you don't have any money get off a damn wrestling forum and go make yourself $20 by sucking a dick or something. What the fuck are you trying to do with your life if you are flat broke and incessantly trying to keep yourself on this meaningless forum?

Shhhh. Do you want this place to go out of business? Or are you just angling for cheaper proficient blowjobs?

 

[klunderbunker]

I am anti-violence but pro-needawirelessmouse. Quite a conundrum. Did you see the Robot Chicken Behind the Music Electric Mayhem?

What? There's something Muppets related that I've missed?

You've got kind of a dark side huh KB?

You've never heard of Dark KB have you?

 

[Larry]

Video game figurines.

Fuck dude, if you don't have any money get off a damn wrestling forum and go make yourself $20 by sucking a dick or something. What the fuck are you trying to do with your life if you are flat broke and incessantly trying to keep yourself on this meaningless forum? How does your "gf" tolerate this?

At the moment I am unemployed. My job experienced cut-backs and I was apart of the casualties. I still make money on the side here and there doing odd jobs, detailing cars, bouncing and security at a couple night clubs, my brother and I promote live events for nigh clubs and put them together as well, sometimes it's helping people with light construction work. I do all kind of jobs. It's to the point now that I don't need a real "Job" because I make all my money on other stuff. I just happen to be broke at the moment after paying student loans and buying groceries.

 

[Larry]

You've never heard of Dark KB have you?

Can't say that I have, but I can definitely see that the alter-ego very well may exist.

 

[klunderbunker]

I think now we're getting to the interesting part of this:

What would Game Rage do to keep from being banned?

 

[Larry]

ooohhhhhh. This should be interesting. You fire, I'll respond. Game On!

 

[klunderbunker]

We'll start with pay D-Man and I fifty bucks each which you now have 24 hours to come up with.

 

[Larry]

Well, technically I would do that, but as we already established I am broke. I'd consider it a membership fee to keep it out of the realm of extortion for legal purposed.

 

[Larry]

On a side note, you know you could start a pay service kind of deal where people pay an annual fee and then get special services/features on the site. Not a bad idea.