Ba-Bomb (or admittedly The Game Rage)

[Larry]

Ok, maybe we haven't been blunt enough with you. The other reason we're not letting you back is because you suck. You write these massive word forts that no one in their right mind would read and you say nothing in them. You've spent the majority of your time here explaining why you should be let back in because you couldn't follow the rules in the first place.

The numerous green reps I've received over time tell a much different story. People do read my posts, and they do enjoy them. I'm sorry you do not, and you clearly thing horrible things of me, but I that doesn't mean I shouldn't be allowed back because you personally don't like me or my style or what I have to say when I say it.

In short, you suck as a poster and you're not worth being allowed back.

No. I am a good poster. People have reaffirmed that fact to me many times over, and I am worth being allowed back. Many others have been, I am only asking that you make this exception with me one time.

Again, why should we let a bad poster come back when 97% of the posters here can follow the rules just fine? Save your time in answering that because I'm not going to read it.

Oh no, if this is my last post I'm answering. I can and do follow the rules and I showed that as Ba-Bomb. I am a good poster, and the amount of positive feedback I get is proof positive of that. You may not think highly of me, but that's no reason to deny me one simple little thing that won't hurt anyone or anything if you do, while in the meantime it would mean a great deal to me.

We would have to scroll past your way too long and not good posts.

You don't have to read them, you can put me on ignore if you dislike me that much. That's not a very good excuse.

We gave you a chance when you signed up in the first place. You broke the rules, then you broke them AGAIN. You've had your second chance already.

Yet it's common knowledge that you've let others back, that there are people right now operating as alts to the knowledge of the staff and they are allowed while you are saying you are going to ban me.

I have not had a second chance. I was cast aside and thrown away, and now I am asking for that second chance. Why does it begrudge you so badly to just this one time give me a chance to do things right? If I screw up, I screw up and I'm gone, no possibility of recourse. Just give me this one opportunity to start over.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

The dude on the left looks like that douche Shia LeBeouf.

 

[Larry]

I'm not being unreasonable. I'm not asking you to move the heavens and the Earth for me. I am simply asking for you to let me continue posting on this forum as a problem free poster. It wouldn't be of any inconvenience to you, and if the length of my general posts bothers you that bad, I will make sure to cut them down much shorter. Whatever it is you want, I'll do it, just give me the chance.

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

I'm not being unreasonable. I'm not asking you to move the heavens and the Earth for me. I am simply asking for you to let me continue posting on this forum as a problem free poster. It wouldn't be of any inconvenience to you, and if the length of my general posts bothers you that bad, I will make sure to cut them down much shorter. Whatever it is you want, I'll do it, just give me the chance.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm not being unreasonable. I'm not asking you to move the heavens and the Earth for me. I am simply asking for you to let me continue posting on this forum as a problem free poster. It wouldn't be of any inconvenience to you, and if the length of my general posts bothers you that bad, I will make sure to cut them down much shorter. Whatever it is you want, I'll do it, just give me the chance.

Let me put it another way.

No.

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

 

[Larry]

Let me put it another way.

No.

Come on, look, already just with the promise to cut down the posts in length I've already got Joe Mason here feeling good about it. C'mon, it's not going to hurt anything, I'm not going to cause any problems. I just don't want to be exiled again. What if the person you said you are waiting on to ban me decided otherwise? You don't have to endorse my staying here, but there's plenty of other people that don't seem to have a problem with it.

 

[Larry]

Ahhhh, Slyfox is here.

How about it Fox? Can you please, one time and one time only, let me stay. Even if it's the prison for a long time. Just don't ban me please.

 

[D-Man]

I already know the answer to that one... LOL.

 

[Larry]

I promise you, grant me this one thing, and I will never ask you for anything again. Just give me a chance.

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

Let me say something, if I may.

I see both sides of this argument, each to certain extents.

Pinhead here has been on these forums before as Game Rage. Note that I was not around (or at least not a registered user) at this point in time. He apparently did something to the chagrin of the Mods here, what with (if I perceive this correctly) posting his address for someone to come fight him (which I assume never happened. REALLY? Just stupid.). Pinhead then returns with a new account some time later, to the knowledge of the Mods, and is now in here much later?

Again, I for one didn't know Pinhead as TGR, but the time I knew him as Ba-Bomb I got along with him- I agreed with many of his posts, though they took FOREVER to read.

On the other hand, it IS clear that making an alt is a permaban offense. But it IS also true that some alts are here to the allowance of the (or at least some) Mods.

I'm not saying Pinhead deserves a second chance, nor am I saying that he does. But we all know that it is all up to the Mods to determine this, so with all due respect, can the jury reach a verdict? Because if you are trying to make Pinhead "suffer" in prison, I'm not sure it is working, and as he pointed out, he is on another site.

I do recall KB saying he wanted someone specific to ban him. May I ask whom?

EDIT: Did I really just type a book?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

The two gay dudes turned in to two blondes. Weird.

 

[D-Man]

I promise you, grant me this one thing, and I will never ask you for anything again. Just give me a chance.

It's so pathetic that you're literally begging us to let you stay on an internet wrestling forum. Find a girl and have SEX or something, for cryin' out loud. (The girl part is optional.)

 

[D-Man]

EDIT: Did I really just type a book?

Yes, which is why you probably won't get much of a response out of us.

 

[Larry]

I can't explain how grateful I would be, if you saw fit to let me stay on the forum. I am sorry for any inconvenience I have caused you, and I'm sorry that I broke the rules, even in action when I thought otherwise. I did not mean to further break the rules, I did not mean to be a problem.

I am simply begging for you to find it in the goodness of your heart, to this one time, allow me to stay, and I promise I will not make you sorry you did. I will not step out of line even one step, I give you my word, and if I do, do not hesitate to ban me then, but please give me this one shot.

 

[Larry]

It's so pathetic that you're literally begging us to let you stay on an internet wrestling forum. Find a girl and have SEX or something, for cryin' out loud. (The girl part is optional.)

I have a girlfriend, we have sex, of course that is optional.

Maybe it is pathetic to you, but I happen to like WZ quite a bit and it's worth it to me if I have to beg to do so if I can stay a member. I know I messed up before but I can promise it wouldn't be that way if you'd just grant me this one last chance to get it right, and I will get it right.

 

[D-Man]

I can't explain how grateful I would be, if you saw fit to let me stay on the forum. I am sorry for any inconvenience I have caused you, and I'm sorry that I broke the rules, even in action when I thought otherwise. I did not mean to further break the rules, I did not mean to be a problem.

I am simply begging for you to find it in the goodness of your heart, to this one time, allow me to stay, and I promise I will not make you sorry you did. I will not step out of line even one step, I give you my word, and if I do, do not hesitate to ban me then, but please give me this one shot.

We know what you're trying to do. Now stop doing it because it's annoying.

 

[D-Man]

I have a girlfriend, we have sex, of course that is optional.

No, seriously now.

Maybe it is pathetic to you, but I happen to like WZ quite a bit and it's worth it to me if I have to beg to do so if I can stay a member. I know I messed up before but I can promise it wouldn't be that way if you'd just grant me this one last chance to get it right, and I will get it right.

You're like a sex offender. Sure, you regret your mistakes now but you also have to deal with the consequences which keeps you away from here for an extended period of time.

 

[shattered dreams]

If you don't want longer posts can we eliminate the non-spam section?

It's so pathetic that you're literally begging us to let you stay on an internet wrestling forum. Find a girl and have SEX or something, for cryin' out loud. (The girl part is optional.)

Hey look, vintage Dman. I wish I was that cool. Do Doc next.

 

[Larry]

Here's something to think about. Look at this whole thread. You've given me ample opportunity to freak out and lose it and go all Roid Rage on you and all that, probably even tried to see if you could, but I have done nothing of the sort. Doesn't that alone maybe tell you something? Do you think for a second that if I was the same person as before I would have went for that, or that I wouldn't have broke down and freaked out? Just sayin'. It would not be a mistake on your behalf to let me stay under any conditions.

 

[D-Man]

Here's something to think about. Look at this whole thread. You've given me ample opportunity to freak out and lose it and go all Roid Rage on you and all that, probably even tried to see if you could, but I have done nothing of the sort. Doesn't that alone maybe tell you something? Do you think for a second that if I was the same person as before I would have went for that, or that I wouldn't have broke down and freaked out? Just sayin'. It would not be a mistake on your behalf to let me stay under any conditions.

Here's the problem: We don't give a shit.

 

[Larry]

We know what you're trying to do. Now stop doing it because it's annoying.

What?

No, seriously now.

Yeah, seriously. We've been together for years now. We have a great relationship and we've been through a lot together. We'll be getting married eventually, just waiting to get a house first.

You're like a sex offender. Sure, you regret your mistakes now but you also have to deal with the consequences which keeps you away from here for an extended period of time.

Damn, that's harsh man. I have been dealing with the consequences for quite some time now. I'm just asking for you guys to see that it has been enough, that things are different now, and that it will be okay if you let me stay on here.

 

[D-Man]

I'm just asking for you guys to see that it has been enough, that things are different now, and that it will be okay if you let me stay on here.

Oh, is that all?

Ok... NO.

 

[Larry]

Here's the problem: We don't give a shit.

I have realized that by now, but you don't have to-to just bear with me here and allow me this one opportunity.

 

[D-Man]

No.