#AskDixie

[Blade]

So, Dixie Carter decided to have Twitter Q&A the day after Sorensen's release was announced. And it's still going. I don't usually enjoy this kind of thing, but there are some absolute gems in there. Here are some of the highlights:


"is it true that botches occur in TNA because of Hogan's excess skin being left everywhere?"

"The internet loves cats. Have you thought of including more cats on impact to boost ratings?"

"is anyone ever going to acknowledge that samoa joe got kidnapped by ninjas in 2009?"

"Any plans to move into wrestling?"

"Jesse Screwed Jesse" - Dixie Carter 2013"

"Was it always booked for Bruce Prichard to be the one who finally defeats the Aces & Eights?"

"Is it true that Brooke Hogan took a drug test and the results revealed her to be half velociraptor?"

"If you had one shot, or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted, would you still fire Jesse Sorensen?"

"why don't my parents love me and why is tna shit"

"HOW DID JESSE SORENSEN'S HEART TASTE WHEN YOU RIPPED IT OUT OF HIS CHEST AND ATE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM"

"When will TNA be back in the Impact Zone, you two-bit ****?"

"Have you ever, even once in your life, had a thought?"

 

[Danger Burger]

Has she answered a single question yet?

 

[Starkist]

Has she answered any of them?

Edit: Basically what Burger just beat me too.

 

[Danger Burger]

Is it worrying that US wrestling fans are watching New Japan because it makes more sense & THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK JAPANESE? #AskDixie

That's a good one!
https://twitter.com/search?q=#AskDixie&src=hash

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Brilliant.

 

[Starkist]

Where'd you get that one from? The ninja one is pretty good too.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Some absolute gems popping there.

 

[Blade]

I haven't seen a single answer from her. In fact, there's several tweets about her not answering any of the "questions."

 

[Poop Master Flex]

I checked that out last night, ABSOLUTE BRUTALITY! I thought it was hilarious.

And apparently a lot of people want Chris Benoit in the TNA Hall of Fame.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

She tweeted this before the Jesse news broke and when she's done Q&As before she usually post her answers days after

 

[Blade]

She tweeted this before the Jesse news broke and when she's done Q&As before she usually post her answers days after

But surely she knew he was being released before the Q&A started, meaning she may have thought she could get away with it...

 

[Coco]

When will TNA be back in the Impact Zone, you two-bit ****?

This might be me. Sure sounds like it. Hope I wasn't drunk-tweeting again.

 

[Dirk]

What I'd like to ask her is if she uses two or three fingers...

 

[Starkist]

This might be me. Sure sounds like it. Hope I wasn't drunk-tweeting again.

Angle, is that you? If so, hurry up an delete your tweet.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

This might be me. Sure sounds like it. Hope I wasn't drunk-tweeting again.

Just pull a Kurt Angle and say your twitter was hacked.

What I'd like to ask her is if she uses two or three fingers...

I hear her husband calls her his bowling ball.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

What did Angle say in court when he was brought to trial for stalking Khan?


His body was hacked?!

 

[Con T.]

This might be me. Sure sounds like it. Hope I wasn't drunk-tweeting again.

Hacked, Coco, hacked. And to think, you graduated at the too of the Kurt Angle School of Etiquette.

What would your parents think?

Edit; god damn, I should have known better.

 

[Blade]

This might be me. Sure sounds like it. Hope I wasn't drunk-tweeting again.

Drunk Coco gets right to the point, huh?

 

[Starkist]

What did Angle say in court when he was brought to trial for stalking Khan?


His body was hacked?!

 

[Con T.]

#DEAD RT @WellYoureWrong: #askdixie does everyone on the roster get paid Dave and Busters points?

Fucking died

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

What did Angle say in court when he was brought to trial for stalking Khan?


His body was hacked?!

I'm hoping he was drunk 24/7 during that time. What the fuck would anybody see in Rhaka Khan? I honestly thought she was a drag queen for the longest time and i'm still thinking its possible.

 

[Nate DaMac]

AskDixie Is it true your World Heavyweight title will spontaneously combust if a guy over 40 doesn't hold it within 12 months?

 

[Nate DaMac]

Some of this is funny. Most of it is shit.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I'm hoping he was drunk 24/7 during that time. What the fuck would anybody see in Rhaka Khan? I honestly thought she was a drag queen for the longest time and i'm still thinking its possible.

Ye she holla'd when she heard him.



So is Dixie gonna answer anything tonight....

 

[Starkist]

Does she really answer them or does she have an assistant do it for her?