Ascension 7

[Phoenix]

We cut backstage in the parking lot area where a group of wrestlers and staff have gathered. The camera moves in to reveal Titus lying on the ground next to a parked car, the windshield shattered and glass lying everywhere. Chuck Myles comes running up to the scene.

Myles: What happened here?

Trevor Steel: Titus was attacked and two people ran off down the street before we could get a look at them.

Myles: I know who did this, it was that damned rWo. I can’t have them running around attacking my talent, especially the number one contender to the WZCW title. Heads will roll for this I promise. Starting immediately,
Ricky is suspended until further notice.

Steel and the other wrestlers look on as Titus is slowly moved onto a stretcher and loaded into the back of an ambulance as Meltdown goes off the air.

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Connor: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the seventh edition of Ascension. In light of last night’s shocking events, Vance Bateman will be making an announcement momentarily.

Anderson: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the owner of WZCW Ascension. Vance Bateman!

Vance’s music plays as he enters the arena. A mixed reaction fills the arena as Vance makes his way down the ramp. Upon arriving at the ring, Vance climbs the stairs and gets inside the ring. He grabs a microphone from a stage hand and begins to speak.

Vance: Last night, a shocking event happened. No! Mr Baller did not win another match but rather, the number one contender for the WZCW Heavyweight Championship was attacked. Now, I have my suspicions regarding who carried out this terrible attack but I can’t fire anyone until I know for sure. With all that being said, I have decided to suspend Ricky from WZCW until further notice.

Vance: With investigations being carried out, I regret to inform you that Titus will not be here for the Kingdom Come contract Signing.

The crowd boo loudly.

Vance: So, with all of th-

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Ace: Hold on a second!

Dave: You can’t do this! We expected you to come out here and grovel for that idiot, Myles, decision. Instead, you are backing him up.

Vance: Listen, guys. I don’t give a crap about what you think. You people are without a leader and without any real strength.

Ace: Are you serious!? Tonight, I am going to prove that the rWo has individual strength as well as strength in numbers. Trevor Steel, is going to be the first one to learn that!

 

[Phoenix]

Anderson: The following contest, scheduled for one fall is a Deadwood match where the wrestler pinned will be released from the company!

Helloween by Power and there’s a scattering of boos in the arena. Rafael De La Noche comes out to the entrance ramp and walks down towards the ring, staring straight ahead.

Connor: What’s going through your head when you know that this match might be your last?

Cohen: De La Noche doesn’t think about stuff like that. He’s classy and confident, he won’t get pinned!

Anderson: Introducing first, from Madrid Spain, weighing 225 pounds, Rafael De La Noche!

De La Noche slides into the ring and heads for the nearest turnbuckle. He stands on the second rope for a few moments, looking out into the crowd before stepping down and taking a bow.

Then Violet Hill by Coldplay comes on and the arena goes dark to a small pop from the crowd. The lights come back on and you can see people on the stage on their knees and worshipping Excellency as he walks down the entrance ramp.

Connor: Excellency is looking confident and determined tonight, Cohen.

Cohen: I think he looks weak and worried. Only a miracle could stop him from losing his job here tonight. See what I did there, CC?

Connor: Very clever.

Anderson: His opponent, from Vatican City, weighing 260 pounds, Excellency!

Excellency gets in the ring and looks at De La Noche, who seems uninterested by his opponent.

Then Put On by Young Jeezy comes on and Kyle Christiansen walks out slowly while looking down. He slowly looks up and looks around the arena. He shakes his head and walks down the ramp.

Anderson: And their opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing 235 pounds, Kyle Christiansen!

He gets in the ring but before he can do his backflip, De La Noche goes straight for him with a flurry of punches.

Connor: Suddenly De La Noche bursts to life after seeming so detached only moments ago.

Cohen: That’s why this guy is so good, you never know what he’s thinking!

The bell rings as De La Noche is still hammering on Christiansen. Excellency shrugs then folds his arms and leans against the ropes, watching his two opponents go at it. Christiansen starts to battle back and hits De La Noche with a few uppercuts before Irish Whipping him off the ropes. As De La Noche heads towards the ropes opposite him, Excellency sticks out his leg. De La Noche trips and lands flat on his face. He rolls out of the ring clutching his nose which is bleeding.

Connor: Oh yeah, De La Noche is looking really classy now.

Cohen: It is disgusting to see such underhanded tactics, making a mockery of the beauty that is pro wrestling!!

Christiansen runs at Excellency, but Excellency kicks him in the gut a delivers a big DDT. De La Noche climbs back into the ring and starts to lay punches on Excellency, who’s trying to shield his head. Blood is still dripping from De La Noche’s nose as he tries to aim punches at Excellency’s head. De La Noche goes for a dropkick, but Excellency moves out of the way, causing De La Noche to once again fall on his face. He rolls around on the mat, clutching his nose and pounding his hands on the mat in agony. Christiansen goes to run for Excellency, but slips on De La Noche’s blood and falls backwards. With Christiansen lying dazed on the mat, Excellency sees an opportunity and hits a standing moonsault and goes for a pin. 1.... 2... Kickout by Christiansen. Excellency picks up Christiansen and applies a sleeper hold on him while De La Noche rolls out of the ring and picks up a steel chair from ringside.

Connor: An interesting strategy being used here by De La Noche.

Cohen: Call it like it is, CC! This guy is outsmarting his opponents by taking advantage of the no disqualification triple threat rule!

De La Noche rolls back into the ring with the steel chair and starts walking towards Excellency. Excellency spots De La Noche coming towards him with the chair and lets go of Christiansen who falls to the mat, half unconscious. De La Noche swings the chair at Excellency, but Excellency dodges. The chair bounces off the ring ropes and goes straight back into De La Noche’s face. De La Noche crumbles to the mat, clutching his nose again with tears flowing down his face. Excellency rolls De La Noche onto his back and goes for the cover. 1.... 2.... Kickout by De La Noche.

Connor: It looks like Rafael is getting some very painful plastic surgery out there.

Cohen: How dare that moron Excellency disfigure De La Noche’s face like that! He’s just jealous!

Excellency starts stomping on De La Noche, who’s trying to claw his way out of the ring. He finally gets to the edge of the ring and falls off the apron to the outside. Excellency follows him outside as De La Noche crawls towards the announce table. He uses the announce to table to pull himself up and then slumps over it.

Connor:We don’t need that bloody mess over here!

Cohen: Grow up, CC....

Excellency catches up with De La Noche a lands a few punches to De La Noche’s head. De La Noche quickly hits Excellency with a low blow, causing Excellency to fall to his knees. De La Noche then picks Excellency up and Irish whips him into the steel steps. Excellency crashes into the steps, letting out a yell of pain as he clutches his shoulder. De La Noche raises his arms, smiling smugly with a slightly dazed look in his eyes. The crowd start chanting “Nacho! Nacho! Nacho!” which causes De La Noche to pound his fists on the ringside barricade as he yells at the crowd to shut up.

Cohen: These morons wouldn’t know talent if it walked up to them and slapped them in the face.

Connor: Well, De La Noche isn’t looking very talented right now.

Christiansen comes to the outside and starts landing punches on De La Noche before hitting a vertical suplex on De La Noche at the ringside area. Christiansen then spots Excellency trying to get to his feet beside the steel steps. Christiansen runs at Excellency but Excellency quickly drops down and gives a drop toe hold to Christiansen who hits off the steel steps. Excellency then picks up Christiansen and throws him into the ring. Just as Excellency goes to get back in the ring, De La Noche runs at him. Excellency does a drop toe hold to De La Noche too who’s face takes more punishment as it goes straight into the steel steps.

Cohen: This is just getting ridiculous. Excellency is pure evil, continuing to work on De La Noche despite the fact that he obviously can’t continue!

Connor: He seemed able to continue 5 seconds ago when he ran at Excellency.

Excellency throws De La Noche, who is completely disorientated, into the ring. Christiansen is on his feet now and attacks Excellency from behind with a forearm to the back. Excellency falls outside to the floor and Christiansen stumbles around the ring, still slightly dazed from his head bouncing off the steel steps. Slowly, De La Noche makes his way to his feet, his nose a bloody mangled mess by this point. He has trouble keeping balance due to blood loss and is swaying side to side, barely able to stay on his feet. Suddenly Christiansen stumbles forward and collides head first with De La Noche, knocking them both unconscious. Excellency slides into the ring, and sees both his opponents knocked out side by side. He quickly covers them both, 1.... 2.... 3!

Anderson: Here is your winner, Excellency!

 

[Phoenix]

Anderson: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a King For A Day Qualifying Match!

"let me put my love into you" by AC/DC basts throught the areana as Sanna makes his discent down the ramp. he extends his arms out at the top of the stage and walks down to the ring.

Anderson: Introducing first, from The Darkness! Weighing in at 280 pounds. Sanna!

Cohen: This is a dark, creepy man CC. Im glad it aint me in there with him.

Connor: I get shivers everytime this man stands in our WZCW ring Jack!

"Hello" by Brookroyal sounds as Matt Royale makes his way to the ring. He enters the ring and poses to the jeers from the crowd. Royale climbs to the second turnbuckle and poses again to the crowd. the continue to boo him as the bell rings.

And His Opponent, From St. Louis Missouri, Weighing in at 235 pound, Matt Royale!
Sanna and Royale lock up in the centre of the ring. Sanna manages to escape the hold and walks over to the turnbcukle, crouches down and stares at royale. royale seems confused and a little spooked by this but remains in the centre of the ring. Sanna gets up and rolls to the outside. Sanna crawls under the ring as Royale looks confused. the ref and Royale lean over the ropes as the ref starts to count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Just then Sanan rushes in from behind royale and takes him over the top rope. Sanna retretes to the corner again, motionless as Royale picks himself up. The ref starts the count as Royale seems confused by Sanna's behaviour. 1, 2, 3, 4. Royale cautiously rolls back into the ring. Royale demands respect from Sanna and challenges him to lock up. Sanna gets up and the two lock up in the middle of the ring. Sanna lifts Royale up and takes him down with a spinebuster. Sanna jumps ontop of Royale and pounds his face with punches. Royale pokes Sanna in the eye as the ref tries to get a look in. Sanna falls backwards holding his eye as Royale nails him with a clothesline. Royale holds his lip which has swollen up and picks up Sanna. He grabs him round the neck and delivers a devestating DDT! cover by Royale, 1, 2, kick out from Sanna.

Connor:Matt Royale looks in top form tonight Jack, and in this all important match too!

Cohen: King For A Day can open up a lot of oppertunites Cat, and this could be a defining moment in either mens careers here tonight!

Royale picks up Sanna and throws him off the ropes, Sanna ducks out of the way of a clothesline attempt and nails Royale with a flying clothesline of his own on the rebound. Sanna and Royale both get up and Sanna hooks Royale up in the powerbomb posistion. Sanna then drives Royale into the mat and both men lay exhausted of the mat. the ref starts the count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 both men get to their feet. Sanna and Royale lock up again and Royale pushes Sanna Back into the Corner. Both Men Climb the turnbuckle and trade punches. they both have the same idea and both try to take each other out with an arm drag from the top rope, both men crash to the mat as the ref starts the count.

Cohen:King For a Day awaits the winner of this match, but we already have a king of our own right here in Matt Royale.

Connor: It would be fitting for Matt Royale to be crowned King For a Day at Kingdome Come Jack, But Sanna has as much chance of advancing as Royale does in my books!

Royale and Sanna both get to their feet, Royale get Sanna in the german suplex position and throws Sanna over. Sanna lands on his feet and nails Royale with the Sanset! Sanna rolls him over for the cover. 1, 2, kick out!
Sanna picks him up and throws him into the corner and lays the punches to the face of Royale from the 2nd rope. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.....10. Royale stumbles forward from the gorner. Sanna signals to the crowd that the end is near. Sanna pick him up for the SannaSydal but Royale breaks free and knees sanna in the gut, locks him up and nails the Crowning Jewel! sanna lays motionless on the mat as Roayle goes for the cover. 1, 2, 3!

Anderson: And here is your winner, Matt Royale!

Cat: Wow! what an upset here tonight, Royale has pulled this one out of the bag and is on his way to Kingdome Come!

Cohen:I had faith that Royale would win this one and it is no shock to me. Congrats to Matt Royale, Wrestling Royality Baby!

 

[Phoenix]

Anderson: The following contest is an Elite X League match, scheduled for one fall.

The lights go out and the opening notes of Crawl by Kings of Leon goes through the arena as the crowd let out a big pop. The arena lights flash as Zander Young walks down the entrance ramp, slapping the hands of nearby fans as he makes his way towards the ring.

Anderson: Introducing first, from Glasgow, Scotland, weighing 235 pounds, Zander Young!

Connor: The former Elite X champion will be looking to take his first steps towards regaining the title tonight.

Cohen: He's a former champion for a reason. Wanna know the reason? It’s because he's not talented, that's the reason!

Connor: He must have been talented to become Elite X champion in the first place, Cohen.

Zander goes to the middle rope camera side nearest the entrance and does his signature pose for the crowd.

USA's music hits and the crowd pop again. He walks out to the entrance ramp, salutes the flag on the titantron and starts walking towards the ring.

Anderson: And his opponent, from Corpus Christi, Texas, weighing 257 pounds, The Only Superpower, USA!

USA stop in the middle of the ramp to do his 3 push ups before getting into the ring.

Cohen: I can't stand this guy, he's in denial about the recession.

Connor: There's nothing wrong with being patriotic, Cohen.

Cohen: Being patriotic is one thing, but this guy's a lunatic.

USA gets into the ring and does his signature pose on all for turnbuckles with Zander watching closely.

Both men look at each other as the fabled history between them is evident. Both men are unwilling to give an inch to the other but are showing a level of respect that only comes by having a storied relationship with someone. After a few seconds of sizing the other man up, both tie up in the middle of the ring. Zander lands a knee to the gut as USA is bent double. Zander goes for a kick to the side of the head but USA pulls his head out of the way and as Zander spins around, USA takes him to the canvas with a lariat. USA quickly takes advantage and locks in a Boston Crab that is impacting the back and legs of Zander as he yells in pain. USA looks comfortable as Zander stretches for the bottom rope, USA drags him back to the middle of the ring.

Zander is still to fresh though and turns himself over. He pulls his legs towards himself and USA holds on. Zander grabs the head of USA and lands a few punches to the head of his opponent, causing him to break the hold and recoil away. Zander gets to his feet and as USA returns to face Zander, Zander hits him with an impactful dropkick that sends USA flying across the ring. Zander is quick to maintain his offence and drops an elbow to the back of USA’s head. Zander gets to his feet once more and drags USA back across the ring and into the middle of the squared circle. He goes to USA’s legs and applies a half Boston crab of his own. USA struggles to get out of the hold and with little other option, he begins to squirm towards the nearest bottom rope. Pain is etched across his face and with one huge effort, reaches his goal. Zander releases the hold but it seems as though the damage has been done.

Connor: A very balanced match thus far, Jack. Who do you think looks better?

Cohen: You mentioned that it was balanced and then asked me who looks better? Do you see the flaw there, CC? Sheesh!

Zander gets a good reaction from the crowd that brings a wry smile to his face as he looks to continue his assault on USA. USA is looking to recover though and as Zander moves towards him, USA tosses him out of ring under the middle rope. Zander goes crashing to the floor below as USA takes some time to slap his leg to get the blood flowing again. He hesitantly gets to his feet as Zander does the same on the outside and attampts to slide into the ring under the bottom rope. USA is wise to it though and takes the opportunity to land a hard stomp to the neck of Zander. Zander seems to have taken it hard and is incapacitated for the moment. USA continues his assault as Zander attempts to make his way across the ring and into the corner. However, USA continues to hit intermittent stomps as Zander gets assaulted in the corner. After a few more, USA moves away from Zander and lifts his arms in the air as the crowd begin to cheer for him.

After a few seconds of showboating, USA returns to Zander, who has taken a beating in the opening phase of the match. USA rolls out of the ring and pulls Zander around, so that his legs are straddling the ring post. USA positions Zander’s left leg against the ringpost and then moves back. He runs at it and lands a big boot that drives Zander’s leg into the cold, unforgiving metal. Zander screams in pain as he detracts his leg from the un0natural situation. USA slides back into the ring to meet Zander who is trying to escape the clutches of his opponent. USA helps Zander his feet and as both me reclaim their vertical basis, USA plants Zander with an atomic drop. Zander staggers round for a second, clutching his groin as he turns back to USA, USA plants him once more with a sit-down face buster that takes Zander down once again. USA cover Zander and the referee begins to count. 1....2… Kick out!

Connor: USA is looking mightily impressive, Jack. Do you think he has what it takes to go to the finish?

Cohen: He needs to keep his head in the game, CC. Don’t just stand there… Finish him off!

Zander gets to his feet as USA lies in wait for him in one corner. As Zander gets to his vertical basis, USA runs at him. Zander sees him coming though and manages to get a drop toe hold in on his opponent. However, this seems to have taken some effect on Zander too and his injured leg from earlier in the match. Zander attempts to lock in a Texas cloverleaf but his injured leg is too painful and the move is not locked in to the full potential it could be. USA manages to turn over Zander as the leg-lock is applied poorly and switched the pressure to his opponent. Zander is screaming in pain as another successful submission move from USA is locked in successfully. Zander is making a desperate stretch for the ropes once again but he is in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go. The referee is asking Zander is he wants to submit but Zander is refusing. Zander grabs the referee by the shirt and is pleading for him to help him. Zander releases the referee and he inadvertently collides with USA, causing USA to break the hold.

USA gets to his feet as the referee begins to apologize to him and tell him that it was an accident. USA seems really downtrodden but quickly realises that he can re-apply the hold. He goes to lock it in once more but Zander kicks out at him and scuttles across the ring. Zander gets to the corner as USA follows him, looking down pathetically at him. USA pulls him out of the corner and picks him up to a vertical basis. USA looks to finish off Zander with the Rocket’s Red Glare. However, Zander manages to transition into a DDT and both men are down. The referee begins to count. 1…2…3…4…5…6. Both men get to their feet as USA swings at Zander. Zander ducks out of the way and hits USA with the Aha Shake Heartbreak. Zander struggles over to USA and instead of trying for the pin, Zander locks in the Spiral Staircase. With nowhere to go, USA taps out.

Anderson: Here is your winner, Zander Young!

Cohen: Pah, I wouldn’t even have tapped out to that, CC. Hell, you wouldn’t have. USA had this one and he blew it!

Connor: What a match that was. Zander once agains shows us why he is a former Elite X Champion. He gets the point here.

 

[Phoenix]

Harrys: This tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the special guest referee for this contest, he is one half of the WZCW tag team champions, Dr. Steven Kurtesy!

Bad Case of Loving You by Robert Palmer comes on and the crowd let out a pop. Kurtesy walks out on to the entrance ramp with his referee shirt on. He brushes the front of the shirt lightly, before taking off his sunglasses and tosses them into the crowd where twenty hands try to grab for them

Cohen: Never has there been a bigger fluke in WZCW then Kurtesy and Teach winning the tag titles.

Connor: You have admit, they were pretty impressive. But we’ll see how much of a fluke it was when they face the winners of the tag team tournament!

Kurtesy walks down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope into the ring. He does a few slow push ups for the crowd before walking towards the corner and waiting for the two teams.

Cohen: I don’t trust Kurtesy. Are we really supposed to believe he has the intelligence to call this match fairly?

Connor: The man’s a doctor, Cohen. They generally tend to be smart.

Suicide Messiah hits and both members of Heavy Artillery come out through the curtain. Max Karzai stands at the top of the entrance ramp with his arms stretched out and slightly raised, palms facing forward. Meanwhile, Jordan Lights goes to each side of the stage and pounds his fists in the air.

Cohen: Look at these misfits. Are we really supposed to take them seriously?

Connor: Well these relative newcomers have shown that they have passion in their hearts. And that’s always a good sign for wrestlers wanting to make it to the top.

Harrys: Introducing the first team, at a combined weight of 458 pounds, Max Karzai and Jordan Lights, Heavy Artillery!

Karzai quickly starts walking down the ramp, closely followed by Lights. They slide into the ring and go to opposite turnbuckles. Karzai gives the “rock on” symbol while Lights does his signature taunt on his turnbuckle.

Then Woke up this Morning hits on the PA system and Corey Bowen slowly walks with Obsidius behind to a chorus of booing.

Cohen: Now here’s a team that actually deserve a shot!

Connor: They’re talented, but they’ve still got a very hungry young team to get through before they get any kind of title shot

Harrys: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 447 pounds, Obsidius and Corey Bowen!

They stand side by side on the ramp, smirking to each other and taking in the crowd reaction. They walk down to the ring with Obsidius insulting some of the closer fans while Bowen ignores them. They get into the ring and each do their signature taunt before eyeing up their opponents.

Kurtesy signals for the bell and it’s Max Karzai and Obsidius starting off the match. They walk towards each other, exchanging a few words before Obsidius goes for a punch. Karzai ducks under it, gets Obsidius in a waist lock and takes him down to the mat. Karzai backs off a bit, grinning while Obsidius backs into his corner on his hands and knees with a surprised look on his face.

Connor: I don’t think Obsidius was expecting that!

Cohen: What a cheap shot by that goth weirdo!

Bowen slaps Obsidius’ shoulder, tagging himself in. He moves towards Karzai and the two lock up. Bowen get Karzai in a head lock, but Karzai pushes him off, sending him into the ropes. As Bowen comes back off the ropes, Karzai goes for a clothesline. Bowen ducks, goes behind Karzai and delivers a shoulder block to Karzai’s left leg, taking him down. Bowen starts stomping on Karzai’s leg, who’s yelling out in pain. Bowen then puts his foot on the calf of Karzai and starts wrenching back Karzai’s ankle and foot. Kurtesy gets down to Karzai’s level, asking him if he quits, with Karzai replying no.

Cohen: They had a little beginners luck at the start there, but now the superior team is in control.

Connor: Karzai’s leg seems to be in bad shape since Bowen delivered the shoulder block.

Karzai manages to get himself to the ropes and Bowen breaks the hold as Kurtesy counts to five. Bowen drags Karzai to the centre of the ring and covers him as Kurtesy gets down to count the pin. 1....2... Kickout!

Bowen then stands up and tags in Obsidius who goes for Karzai’s hurt leg. But Karzai uses the ropes to stand himself up on his other leg and wrench his bad leg out of Obsidius’ grasp. Obsidius tries to go for a Lariat, but Karzai dodges and rakes the eyes of Obsidius. Obsidius again runs at Karzai, but Karzai lifts Obsidius onto his shoulders and delivers a fireman’s carry before falling to the mat, clutching his leg. Lights and Bowen both try encourage their partners on as both Karzai and Obsidius crawl to their respective corners. At exactly the same time, Karzai tags in Lights and Obsidius tags in Bowen. Lights delivers a huge clothesline to Bowen and then a Big Boot to the face. Bowen gets back up and hits a European Uppercut on Lights before Irish whipping him. But as Lights returns, he hits a big swinging neck breaker on Bowen. Kurtesy stands back in the corner, looking on with a rather amused look on his face.

Connor: Lights is on fire here! Bowen is in a world of trouble!

Cohen: Just because he hit a few lucky moves, doesn’t mean he’s on fire, Connor. And that biased referee is no help, either!

Lights does his signature taunt for the crowd, who are now cheering loudly for him. He points towards Bowen and gets ready to finish him off. He lifts Bowen up but Bowen catches Lights of guard with a big head butt. He tags Obsidius in and they double team Lights with a flurry of punches and stomps. Suddenly, Karzai comes out of nowhere and clotheslines Obsidius. He then clotheslines Bowen out of the ring, taking himself out too. Obsidius and Lights both get to their feet at the same time.
Lights goes for a punch, but Obsidius dodges and hits a Samoan Drop on Lights. He goes for the pin, but only gets a two count. Obsidius stands up and gets in the face of Kurtesy, accusing Kurtesy of counting too slow. Kurtesy says nothing but suddenly grabs Obsidius by the throat and delivers the Shock Method.

Cohen: I knew it! I knew he couldn’t be trusted!

Connor: Obsidius had it coming, Cohen.

With Karzai punching on Bowen outside the ring, Lights picks himself up, looks at Obsidius, then Kurtesy with a confused look on his face. Then he shrugs, picks up a dazed Obsidius and hits the Death Sentence on Obsidius and covers him 1... 2....3!

Harrys: Here are you winners, Heavy Artillery!

Kurtesy raises Lights’ hand in victory. Lights looks very pleased with himself and goes to walk towards the turnbuckle but Kurtesy pulls him back by the arm and hits a Shock Method to Lights too!

Cohen: What an idiot! Does he want everyone hating him?

Connor: I think he’s trying to send a message to his potential opponents, Cohen!

Kurtesy rolls out of the ring of the ring as Karzai slides in and checks on his partner. Kurtesy walks backwards up the ramp, staring intensely at the men in the ring.

 

[Phoenix]

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Abderson: Making his way to the ring from Brisbane, Australia and representing the rWo....Ace David

The crowd boo really loud

Connor: Ace has said that he wants to make this fight fair so it doing it himself without rWo help.

Cohen: He's a wise man for that, he has faced Steel a lot recently so he has the tactical know how.

Meet the Monster by Five Finger Death Punch hits as Trevor Steel makes his way out to a huge cheer.

Anderson: And his opponent from Philadelphia PA...Trevor Steel!


Connor: Steel looks ready for this match

Cohen: One needs to be ready for every match one is in CC!

Connor: But there's a focus in his eyes, he wants that Elite X belt and this is his first stop!

Ace runs straight for Steel but Steel steps to the side. Ace then turns around and goes for Steel again. Again Steel moves again as Ace looks frustrated. Steel grabs Ace as he gives him an irish whip followd by a Side effect. Steel goes for the cover....1....2

Connor: Good power by Steel there

Cohen: It's a kick out.

Steel then picks up Ace and then Irish whips him into the turnbuckle. Steel climbs up and starts to punch him as the crowd start chanting *Steel, Steel, Steel, Steel!*

Connor: The crowd behind him there.

Steel gets down and then gives Ace a Headbutt almost knocking him to the floor. Steel runs over picks him up and goes for the Muscle Buster. He hits it as he goes for the cover...1...2...3.

Anderson: The winner of the match and thus receives one point for the Elite X league....Trevor Steel!

Cohen: Wow that is not what you expect from the rWo.

Connor: Well that's a very quick one point there. Surely Ricky and Dave will be asking questions of their team mate.

 

[Phoenix]

Anderson: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Mayhem Championship!

”Hail Mary” by 2pac hits the sound system as James Baker with his title around his waist and Malik Jones make their way out to a large pop. He slaps hands with the fans down the aisle before sliding into the ring and jumping to the second turnbuckle, posing for the crowd with his title held high.

Anderson: Introducing first, from Compton, California, he weighs 232 lbs. and stands 6'0", James Baker!

“We Fly High” plays out to a crowd of boos as Mr. Baller comes out onto the stage, getting himself pumped for his match, he heads down the ramp as he taunts Baker and the crowd, doing the championship around his waist pose as he walks towards the ring.

Cohen: Here comes the next Mayhem champion ladies and gentlemen. James Baker! But he will have his work cut out here tonight by a very angry young man.

Connor: Yes Baller may have something he wants to prove to the world here tonight, but James Baker is a tough opponent if you want to do that!

Anderson: And his opponent, from Miami, Florida, weighing 220 pounds, Mr. Baller!

Cohen: Well here we go ladies and gentlemen, this should be a fantastic match.

Baker and Baller stare each other down in the middle of the ring. Baller stands back and dares Baker to hit the first shot. Baker swings for Baller but Baller ducks out of the way, suckering Baker into the mistake. He then turns round and nails Baller with a right hook of his own, sending Baller to the mat. Baller looks up at Baker and Baker allows him to get up. Baker and Baller lock up and Baker gets Baller in the side headlock. Baller pushes Baker off him off the ropes and nails Baker with a dropkick on the rebound. Baller quickly covers Baker but the referee doesnt even get to one. Baller picks up Baker and throws him off the ropes again, this time catching Baker with the Dropsualt, Baller gets up and hits Baker with a standing Moonsault and makes the cover. 1, 2, kick out from Baker.
Baller picks up Baker again and goes for the bulldog, he grabs Baker round the neck but Baker pushes him off and throws him off. Baller gets back up and charges at Baker, but Baker fucks down holding the ropes and Baller goes flying out the ring. Baller gets up and Baker hits him with a diving crossbody over the ropes! Baker covers him. 1, 2, kick out!

Cohen: Come on Baller! this is your time to shine!

Connor: Baller's got a fantastic oppertunity to show the world just what exactly he can do here tonight Jack, lets see if he does!

Baker picks up Baller and throws him into the steel steps. Baller rives in pain holding his knees as Baker looks under the ring for a weapon. He picks up a baseball bat from under the ring and advances on Baller. Baker tries to hit Baller who is lying on the floor but Baller moves out of the way each time. Baller then kicks Baker in the face as he leans down to hit him with the bat. Baker stumbles backwards and Baller gets to his feet. Baller charges at Baker and nails him with a clothesline. Baller stomps on Baker and picks up the bat and nails him him in the stomach with it. Jones comes over and tries to grab the bat out of Ballers hands, but baller turns around and nails him in the face with it! Jones falls to the deck clutching his face in agony. Baller stands over him and holds the bat over his head. He turns around and Baker nails him with the steel steps! Baller falls to the mat and Baker covers him. 1, 2, kick out!

Medics rush down to check on the bloody Jones as he lays there at ringside. Baker picks up baller and throws him head first into the ringpost, followed up by a hard clothesline taking him down. Baker rushes over to Jones and tries to help him up. he and the medic pick up Jones and carry him with an arm over each shoulder. Baller is no-where to be seen at the moment as the three walk up the ramp. as tstart their ascent up the ramp Baller charges at them from behind, nailing Jones and Baker on the back with a singapore cane! Baker and Baller fall to the ground as the medic tries to restrain Baller. Baller shoves the medic down and whips Baker across the Back with the cane! Baller turns him over and covers him. 1, 2, kick out from Baker. How did he do that!?
Baller picks up Baker and throws him into the ring apron as Baker flies into it back first.

Cohen: I told you Cat, Baller is going to be ruthless here tonight. He doesnt care who's in his way, he's gonna take out everyone in sight!

Connor: i must admit I've been impressed by Baller here tonight, But attacking jones was just down right wrong!

Cohen: Jones got involed and now he's paying the price!

Baller Jumps up on the apron and connects with a hurricanrana onto Baker! Baller makes the cover again. 1, 2, kick out! Baller's got his hands on his head and goes under the ring and pulls out a steel chair! Baller swings for Baker but Baker somehow manages to duck out of the way. Baker then releases a fury of punches to Baller and connects with a snap suplex onto the chair. Baker then picks him up and throws him down towards the time keeper area and Baller crashes into the time keeper. Baker then goes under the ring and brings down a table and a steel chair to the area. Baker sets it up next to the announcers table and picks up Baller. He bangs Ballers face off the wood as Ballers head starts to redden. Baker then picks up the chair and nails him across the face! Baller collapses against the table Baker goes ontop of the announcers table and nails Baller across the back of the head with a superb legdrop through the Table! Baller and Baker Crash through the table as Baller lays there motionless. Baker though seems to have injured himself in the process and holds his lower back in pain. he rives around on the floor as the ref examins both competators. Baker eventually manages to get across and cover Baller. 1, 2, kick out again!

Cohen: Perhaps Baker took too long to get the cover on Baller there or this one very well may be over!

Connor: This has been a hotly contested match so far, The fans and even myself cant believe our eyes. This is crazy!
Cohen: This is the Mayhem Championship baby! Anything can and WILL happen!

Baker manages to pick up Baller and hits him with a couple of forearm smashes across the face. Baller somehow manages to get a shot in of his own and Baker stumbles backwards. Baker and Baller are brawling it out on the outside. Baller has a huge gash across his forehead from that chair shot but is putting up a tremendous fight. They trade blows with one another until Baker hit a powerful shot to the bridge of Ballers nose. Baller leans against the table Baker set up earlier. Baker rakes around underneath the ring as baller regains his composure. But he turns around only to be hit with a singapore cane to the side of the head. Baller hits the deck and Baker makes the cover. 1, 2. no Kick out!
Baker is in shock as he wipes away the blood from his face. He picks up the groggy Baller and places him on the table. Baker rolls into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle, he poses to the crowd and goes for All Eyez On Me! but in mid rotation Baller rolls off the table to safety and Baker crashes through the wood! both men look exhausted and lay next to each other on the mat! the ref goes to check on the two and a medic rushes to the ring from the back. Jones is back to his feet with the help of the ref and they lead him back to the backstage area for treatment.
After a minute Baker and Baller both stagger to their feet together. Baller pushes Baker off the ring post and punches him in the gut several times. Baller throws Baker onto the announcers table and rolls into the ring, climbing the top rope. Baker groggly gets to his feet as Baller looks down on him. Baller jumps from the top rope attempting a diving hurricanrana but Baker sees it coming and at the last moment nails Baller with Da Xtreme Knockout in mid air through the table! both men lay on the floor battered and brusied as Baker throws an arm over the motionless Baller. 1, 2, 3!

Anderson: And here is your winner and STILL WZCW Mayhem Champion! James Baker!

Cohen: Hats off to both men. Baller did himself no harm here tonight. A tremendous outing by this young man. I am incredibly Impressed.

Connor: Baller showed some guts here tonight, but the experience of Baker may have just edged him this match. I was on the edge of my seat the whole way through!

Cohen: Even in defeat Baller is starting to show us exactly what he can do!

 

[Phoenix]

Anderson: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the WZCW World Heavyweight Champion....Everest

'SuperNova goes pop' plays through the arena as Everest makes his way out to a chorus of boos. He slowly walks to the ring taking it all in.

Connor: People hate Everest but there's no arguing his track record.

Cohen: That's why he's the Champ CC!

Everest gets to the ring where we have a table set up with one chair set up next to it. Everest grabs the microphone from Anderson as the crowd boos quite loudly.

Everest: Well, well, well! Last time we had one of these I didn't show up. I don't see why I should, I'm the champion and what I say goes. However I thought I'd show today for two reasons....First and foremost there's the matter of who people wanting to see the champion. Sure I don't need to but if you guys stop showing up due to a lack of champion exposure then I get my pay cut!

Cohen: He's right there!

The crowd boos quite loud and start an "asshole" chant.

Everest: Now Now! There's no need to chant for Titus. We saw last night on Meltdown that little alteracation he ran into.

The crowd is really riled up as they continue to boo.

Everest: Come on, that wasn't me, there were two people. The champion works alone, I need no one else. That brings me to the second reason I came here, you people are fickle and I guess it's time you saw your hero for who you are. So what I want to do is play a clip to show you who your so called hero is, so you can see human nature at its best. See how the perfect image you have of Titus is somewhat flawed. So lets see the clip.

CC: Oh come on, this was two years ago, things have changed a lot since then, he's paid his dues.

Cohen: Oh shush, lets watch it.
Titus is down on the floor as Bratchny picks him up and gives him the Petrov Driver.

Spoiler: Clip

He goes for the cover...1....2...the referee stops the count at three as Titus has his foot on the rope. Bratchny begins to scream in the face of the referee as Titus rolls Bratchny for the cover...1....2...3. Titus wins!

Harrys; The winner of the match and NEW Elite X champion...Titus!

Everest: Whoa whoa whoa! Stop the clip. That's not the one I wanted. Show the right one.

Spoiler: Clip

Titus however, is quicker than Reidar and catches up with him. Both men are on top of the opposite sides of the cage. Reidar turns around to see Titus sitting on top of the cage and pulls his leg over the cage, Titus does the same and both en drop to the floor.

Copeland: Who won!?

Cohen: It was Reidar, it must have been.

The referee takes the padlock off of the cage door and consults the time-keeper. The time-keeper and the referee take a long time to discuss it. Reidar has made his way around the cage and looks solemnly at the referee. Titus, too, is looking at the discussion between the two men. The referee nods his head and places himself between the two men. The referee grabs the wrist of both men and after a moment, raises the hand of Titus.

Cohen: What!?

Copeland: Oh my God, what a finish! Titus retains in a hellacious match.

Harrys: Here is your winner and still Elite X champion, Titus!

Everest: That's the wrong clip again. Show us the correct clip this time, or I'm going to come back stage and kick the ass of whoever is in charge of this!

Spoiler: Clip

The crowd are cheering huge amounts as Titus stumbles over to pick up Ricky. He goes to throw Ricky over the top rope but somehow Ricky manages to throw Titus over the top. Titus though grabs the rope and bounces back up as only one foot has touched the floor. He gets back in the ring and throws Ricky over the top. Ricky is eliminated as Bratchny has made his way to his feet without Titus realising. Titus is looking at Ricky on the floor as Bratchny runs to give him a clothesline. Titus notices this and manages to duck the clothesline as Bratchny knocks himself into the ropes as out of nowhere Titus gives a spinning heel kick. Bratchny is knocked over the top of the rope and is eliminated. There's a brief pause as Titus turns round and notices he's the last man in the ring.

Cohen: That AV guy is going to get it!

Everest: OK AV man, you're going to get your ass kicked. You have five seconds to play the correct clip or I am coming up the ramp and you will regret it.

Everest: ONE

The crowd boo

Everest: TWO

The boos get louder

Everest: THR...

Spoiler: clip

Rios slides back in and wait for Everest to get up he charges at Everest but Everest duck and Connect with his Finisher the Rockslide.

Copeland: Rockslide!!!!

The Crowd count 1.2.…3 but the ref is out. Everest crawls over to the ref and tries to wake him up. Then Suddenly Will runs down the ramp.

Copeland: What the hell is Will doing here???

Cohen: it looks like he here to help the champ.

Everest: Finally...ladies and gentlemen this is your hero!

The video cuts off immediately before Titus is shown.

Everest: How hard is it to get this video to work. You're going to pay for it.

Everest throws the mic to the ring floor as he climbs out and makes his way to the ramp. As he gets on the ramp another clip shows.

Cohen: He couldn't resist showing his ugly face

Connor: He is the number one contender, he does have a right!

Titus is shown on the titantron sitting down.

Titus: Greetings former comrade!

The crowd gives a huge cheer

Titus: I thought I'd take a leaf out of your book and do the contract signing via the medium of titantron. I thought you'd try and show the crowd for who I was, well here's a news flash Everest...the crowd know what I did, they are the sort of people who learn to forgive. They don't care about something that happened two years ago.

The crowd cheer again

By this time Everest has got back in the ring and has the microphone in his hand again.

Everest: You see Titus the best thing you could have done is not turn up tonight. You're learning from the champ of how to do things.

Titus: Hold your horses, I said "I thought I'd take a leaf out of your book"

Cohen: Respect for the champ there!

Everest: Yeah and...?

Titus: And it was the most boring book I had ever read. So I thought stuff it....

The camera zooms out on the tron to reveal Titus is sat at the AV desk next to the AV guy

Titus: I thought lets do it my way...maestro

Spoiler

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The crowd give a massive pop

Titus comes sprinting down to the ring as he and Everest begin to trade punches. The crowd are going nuts.

Vance Bateman appears at the top of the ramp.

Bateman:Come on gents, this is a contract signing, not a rumble. Get your signature on that paper or else you're both fired.

Everest and Titus break up the fight as Titus signs the contract, Titus goes to give Everest the pen as Everest uses this opportunity to give him the rockslide. Everest signs the paper as he then gets down and starts attacking Titus. WZCW officials come running down and pull Everest off Titus. Ascension ends with a shot of Titus knocked out in the ring.

 

[Lee]

Who wrote what:
Opening/Zander vs. USA - Dave
Deadwood, Bowen/Obsidius vs. Heavy Artillery - Blade
Sanna vs. Royale, Mayhem Match - Fratelli
Steel vs. Ace,contract signing - Lee

A very big thank you to Blade who helped us a lot this weekend.