Anderson: The following contest is a tag team match, and it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the team of Wasabi Toyota and the WZCW World Champion King Mussel, accompanied to the ring by Keith Kole, Flex America!
The trio known as Flex America walk out onto the stage, the World Champ flanked on either side of him by his allies with his tag team partner for the evening on the left, waving the FlexAmerica flag and his newest ally on the right. Mussel holds up the World Championship high above his head after unstrapping it from his waist, and now the three head down the ramp confident and ready for action. Flex leads the way into the ring, with Toyota following him after handing the flag off to Kole, who stays at ringside.Mussel and Toyota pose in the center of the ring now as the music cuts out.
Connor: The champ looks ready to compete and now he even has a new ally in the form of Keith Kole which I'd say is only going to better his odds of victory here tonight!
Cohen: Agreed Cat, the numbers advantage is on his side now and that's never a bad thing!
Anderson: And their opponents, introducing first, weighing in at 361 pounds, from Southwest, Puerto Rico, he is the WZCW Elite Champion, Mikey Stormrage!
The lights in the arena turn green as Mikey walks out onto the stage with a big smile on his face and the Elite Championship over his shoulder. He holds up his newly won prize for the fans before making his way down the ramp, giving a few fans a high five along the way. He looks into the ring, and sees his opponents staring daggers at him and thinks better about entering the ring, instead wagging his finger at them before pointing back to the entrance way.
Anderson: And his partner, from Keystone City, Kansas, weighing in at 225 pounds, WZCW Hall of Famer, Titus!
The hall of famer's music hits as he walks out onto the stage with a smile on his face, as Mikey nods in approval. Titus walks down the ramp, slapping hands with fans as he goes before stopping next to Mikey, and nodding to him as the two look to the ring at their opponents, who are glaring at them. Together they now hit the ring, entering in stereo as Flex and Toyota bail from the ring quickly.
Connor: A big ovation tonight for the Hall Of Famers!
Cohen: I would expect nothing less Cat, the fans know what all these guys have done in their careers and appreciate it.
**Ding Ding Ding**
The two current champions decide to start the match for their teams, and go face to face in the center of the ring. Mussel smack talks Stormrage a bit, mentioning his weight and how Flex Fitness could save him, but Mikey responds with a shove! Mussel recovers near his corner as Mikey stands ready to fight, but after thinking for a moment about it, Mussel tags out to Toyota, deciding to let him deal with Stormrage instead.
Connor: Looks like Flex didn't want anything to do with Mikey tonight! Is he really running from a fight?
Cohen: Nonsense Cat, he's being smart! Why use his energy to wear down his opponents when he has Toyota who can do that for him? Plus Toyota might be one of the only men who is about the same size as Mikey, if not a little bigger.
Indeed Toyota has a slight height advantage over Mikey as he enters the ring, but Mikey is ready to fight and punches Toyota! Mikey fires off a couple more quick punches, but Toyota gets some offense in and headbutts Mikey, sending him stumbling backwards to the middle of the ring.
Cohen: Look at that, it only took one headbutt and Mikey is rocked!
Connor: I don't know if he's truly rocked but I think anybody would be a little rocked from a headbutt from a man the size of Toyota.
Stormrage has recovered as he shakes out the cobwebs from the headbutt and Toyota walks over to him, but Mikey grabs him quickly, and tosses him overhead with an exploder suplex! Impressive power there from Mikey as he waits for Toyota to get up, then charges him and sends him tumbling over the ropes with a clothesline! Toyota lands hard on the floor as Mikey makes the tag to his hall of fame partner, who measures Toyota as he gets to his feet, then charges him and connects with a running kick to the skull of the big man! Toyota now looks rocked as he stumbles a bit away from the ring and Titus enters the ring, just as Mikey bounces off the ropes, charges across and connects on a suicide dive through the middle rope, taking out Toyota on the floor as the fans cheer for the teamwork from the pair of hall of famers!
Connor: Impressive teamwork there!
Cohen: Certainly is, we'll see if they can keep it up the rest of the way though.
Mikey is back on his feet after being down for a moment from his dive, and he tosses Toyota into the ring as Titus quickly covers him, looking for an early pin attempt.
1...2...no, kick out from Wasabi!
Titus goes right back to work, locking in a side headlock on the bigger man as he tries to wear him down, but it doesn't take long for Toyota to fight back up to his feet, and he fights Titus off with a few elbows to the ribs, finally breaking the headlock, then connecting with a jab to the throat that takes the longest reigning Eurasian Champion off his feet! Toyota makes the tag now to King Mussel, who enters the ring and instructs his partner to pick up Titus, which he does and quickly restrains him, allowing Mussel to get in a couple free punches before the ref kicks the big man out of the ring, forcing him to release Titus, which he does by throwing him to Mussel, who drops him again with a jumping knee to the face! Mussel laughs as Titus goes down, and instead of staying on the attack, he goes down to the mat and starts doing some one armed push ups.
Cohen: Look at how strong the King is! Not many people can do one armed pushed ups but he's busting them out with ease!
Connor: He should focus on the match instead of getting a work out in, this isn't going to get him a win!
Cohen: This isn't meant to get him a win, he just wanted to give these fans a show, they should feel honored!
Of course the fans don't feel honored, and instead are booing the champ as he jumps back up to his feet, and shakes his head in disgust at them. Meanwhile Titus is up to his feet, only to get taken right back down from behind with a german suplex by Flex! Titus rolls to the nearest set of ropes, not realizing it's near the corner of his opponents, but he quickly realizes his mistake when Kole reaches in from outside the ring, and starts choking Titus as Mussel distracts the ref.
Connor: Hey now that's not fair! Get Kole out of here!
Referee Keith Morse finally notices what's going on, and yells at Kole who holds his hands up acting innocent. While Kole is being yelled at though, Toyota walks over from the ring apron, and stomps on the head of Titus! The numbers game is getting out of hand here, and Stromrage has seen enough as he enters the ring, but just as he's about to get to Toyota, Morse grabs him and tries to stop him, and yells at him to get back on the ring apron much to the displeasure of the fans! The fans only get more mad as while the ref is busy with Mikey, suddenly Titus gets attacked 3 on 1 as Flex and Toyota stomp on him while Kole punches him! Mikey finally gets back on the apron, and as quick as they struck, Toyota and Kole step away to avoid getting caught cheating, and Flex pulls Titus to the middle of the ring and hooks both legs on a pin attempt. 1...2..No! Titus kicks out!
Titus still has fight in him despite the assault he's suffered, but Mussel looks to put an end to that as he signals for the Spin & Win! The fans boo as Flex grabs the legs of Titus...but as he's going to begin spinning him, Titus counters into a small package pin attempt! Could he steal one here?! 1...2...No! Flex escapes!
Both men get to their feet at the same time now, as Titus tries to hit a northern lights suplex, but Mussel blocks it and pushes Titus into the corner, before going over and making a tag to Toyota, and together the two men hit a double suplex, leaving Titus laid out in the middle of the ring. Mikey tries to will his partner on from the ring apron, as Toyota bounces off the ropes, and connects with a leg drop!
Connor: Titus needs to make a tag here, but he can't get space to do it.
Cohen: Great teamwork so far by Flex and Toyota as they've kept Titus on their side of the ring.
Toyota debates going for a pin, but after instruction from Flex, instead gets back to his feet and bounces off the ropes again, looking for another leg drop on Titus...but Titus rolls out of the way! The fans roar to life as Titus looks over to his corner, and begins to inch his way over there, but before he gets much of anywhere, Toyota grabs his leg, and drags him back to the middle of the ring! Toyota lifts Titus up into a seated position, and locks in a nerve hold on his shoulder as he tries to wear him down.
Connor: This could be a good way to get a victory, a nerve hold is always dangerous.
Toyota cinches in the hold as Titus tries to fight out of it, managing to get to his feet slowly and forcing Toyota to grab his arm to try and take him back down. Titus however gets free with a kick to the shin, then drops the big man with a DDT! The fans again come to life cheering as Titus starts crawling to his corner while Toyota crawls to his. Toyota manages to get there first, making the tag to Mussel, who charges across the ring to try and stop Titus from making a tag, but he's seconds too late as Titus dives and makes the tag to Mikey Stormrage!
Connor: And Mikey is in!
Cohen: Titus needed that tag to keep him and his partner in the match, and now things are gonna pick up.
Mikey steps through the ropes as Flex takes a couple steps back, and as Mikey comes at him he swings wildly, but Mikey ducks a punch and takes down Flex with a short arm clothesline! Flex gets right back up, only to get knocked down with another clothesline! Toyota now tries to come to the aid of his partner, stepping into the ring, but as he comes running, Mikey pops him up in the air, and drops him with an uppercut, Falcon Punch! Toyota goes down and rolls out of the ring as Mikey soaks in the cheers from the fans as he begins rolling.
Connor: We could be nearing the end here!
Mussel is now back on his feet, and moves to avoid a third clothesline, and wraps his arms around the Elite Champion, looking for a belly to belly suplex, but Mikey blocks it with a headbutt, then drops the World Champ with Headshot, the bionic elbow! Mikey covers Flex for a pin, but before Morse can count, Keith Kole jumps onto the ring apron and starts yelling at him! Mikey gets to his feet looking confused, but before he can deal with Kole himself, Titus comes outta nowhere and yanks him off the ring apron, and drops him with a DDT! Mikey nods in approval at the distraction being taken out, but suddenly he gets rolled up by Flex, who even grabs a handful of trunks looking to steal one!
Connor: Oh no not like this!
Cohen: I'm more worried about Flex sticking his hand in the trunks of Mikey, someone get him some disinfectant right now!
Referee Keith Morse doesn't see the cheating though and counts the pin attempt, 1....2...NO! Mikey manages to kick out still!
Mussel gets to his feet, looking a little angry that wasn't enough to win and he hits a second jumping knee strike of the match, but only stumbles his fellow champion! Flex looks surprised as he hits another jumping knee, but only knocks Mikey into the ropes! Flex looks really surprised now as he walks over to his corner, making a tag to Toyota, then charges at Mikey....but Mikey backdrops him over the top rope and to the floor! Keith Kole runs over to check on his new boss as Toyota charges Mikey in the ring....only to get scooped up and slammed down out of nowhere with Game Over! Toyota is down but Mikey doesn't go for the cover, instead making the tag to Titus, who climbs to the top rope as Stormrage goes out onto the ring apron, and dives off onto Kole and Mussel, who had just gotten back to his feet, wiping both of them out with a cannonball!
Connor: And Mikey has taken everybody out himself!
Cohen: Well that's easy to do when you're that fat! But look at Titus, he's on the top rope, he could be looking for The Red Comet!
Indeed that's what he's thinking, as Titus dives off the top rope and connects with The Red Comet, right into the chest of Wasabi Toyota! The fans cheer loudly as Titus hooks the leg on a pin attempt, and count along with the ref. 1...2....3!
Anderson: Here's your winners, the team of Mikey Stormrage and Titus!
Connor: Impressive victory tonight by the hall of famers, and Titus has gotten another one over on King Mussel.
Cohen: Yeah but he didn't pin Mussel this time, he pinned Wasabi Toyota. But yes he did get one over on him again, good teamwork as well by Titus and Mikey tonight.
Connor: We are out of time here on Ascension folks! Tune in next week for more exciting action!
The WZCW logo appears in the corner.
