Are you a real wrestling fan?

[Milkyway!]

1. Every single time I go to Wal-Mart, I go first to the magazine aisle to see if a new wrestling periodical has graced the shelves, and then to the toy aisle to look at the wrestling action figures. Now, I haven’t actually bought a wrestling action figure in ages, but that’s mostly because my Wal-Mart sells crappy ones. They’re actually still selling the Basham Brothers set.


2. Speaking of wrestling figures, a few months ago I actually dragged a friend of mine to a Toys ‘R Us in Denver, Colorado. We were there for a Nuggets game and actually went to a bar after the game, but before all of that, I stood in awe of the sheer multitude of amazing wrestling paraphernalia. It was like I became a 12-year-old boy again. I bought the Hell In A Cell playset purely for nostalgia, and I swear I have NEVER…EVER… set it up (which takes freakin’ hours), located my Mankind and Undertaker, and recreated their famous battle. Nope. Didn’t do it.

3. I have thought about marrying my boss’ daughter to get a promotion at my job. The only problem? She’s four years old.

4. One time, when I thought no one was looking, I took a swig out of my bottled water and spit it out. Turns out I should have looked twice because my girlfriend looked at me with vengeance in her eyes as she dried off.

5. As I was typing the word vengeance, I immediately thought of the PPV.

6. I’ve never been in a real fight, but I’ve practiced Sweet Chin Music to the
air, just in case.

7. Sometimes when I get out of the shower, I’ll look at myself in the mirror and do the Hulk Hogan poses.

8. When I’m legitimately upset with somebody, I’ll give them the crotch-chop.

9. I was painting my house a few weeks ago, and I had to stand on a ladder to reach what I needed to paint. My dad was holding the ladder for me and for just a second I thought about jumping off and kicking the son of a B in the face. I didn’t.

10. I have dreams about WWE.

By Nick Perkins proof, I'm a true wrestling fan. I've done/do all but, #3, as I don't have a job.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Should I read all of that?

Not at all.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Milkyway!]

To add to Nick's list. I've fake wrestled friends in their pool before.

One time, I did a side scoop slam on a litteler friend onto a floaty (Of course, he had to fight to stay on it) he layed there, and I jumped from the diving board to elbow drop him. (I hit the top of the float where the pillow type thing is.

Another friend and I did the old Hardy's double team, he got down on all 4's and I ran and jumped of him onto an empty float.

I still wrestle pillows daily.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Non-wrestling fans pull Hulk Hogan poses after a shower.

 

[Milkyway!]

I'd say they do, actually. Well, males anyways.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

1. Every single time I go to Wal-Mart, I go first to the magazine aisle to see if a new wrestling periodical has graced the shelves, and then to the toy aisle to look at the wrestling action figures. Now, I haven’t actually bought a wrestling action figure in ages, but that’s mostly because my Wal-Mart sells crappy ones. They’re actually still selling the Basham Brothers set.

I do this. Typically, my Wal*Mart trail is.. magazine racks to check on new PWI mags. Toy section to see if they have any interesting Edge/Shawn Michaels/John Morrison action figures, or those history figures (like the British Bulldog/Bret Hart & Jimmy Hart, I think) in a 3-pack. Then to electronics to check on updated Wrestling DVDs. (I secretly hope one day they'll put out the In Your House shows.

2. Speaking of wrestling figures, a few months ago I actually dragged a friend of mine to a Toys ‘R Us in Denver, Colorado. We were there for a Nuggets game and actually went to a bar after the game, but before all of that, I stood in awe of the sheer multitude of amazing wrestling paraphernalia. It was like I became a 12-year-old boy again. I bought the Hell In A Cell playset purely for nostalgia, and I swear I have NEVER…EVER… set it up (which takes freakin’ hours), located my Mankind and Undertaker, and recreated their famous battle. Nope. Didn’t do it.

I still have my old school Wrestling figures. Complete w/ WWF Ring and Championship.

But I never play with them anymore. Albeit, as a kid - I created a ladder out of cardboard. A casket out of an A&W hot dog container. And a strap match with a rubber band. I also created Pay per view logos/signs to put over a make-shift entrance I made, out of a Super NES game holder.

3. I have thought about marrying my boss’ daughter to get a promotion at my job. The only problem? She’s four years old.

I don't think I've ever had a boss, who's had a Daughter that has even been remotely a thought in my mind. So I can't say I've had the chance.

4. One time, when I thought no one was looking, I took a swig out of my bottled water and spit it out. Turns out I should have looked twice because my girlfriend looked at me with vengeance in her eyes as she dried off.

I've done this before. Along with spitting an apple, and I ALWAYS.. ALWAYS.. ALWAYS.. spit my gum out and swat it away. Mr. Perfect FTW!

5. As I was typing the word vengeance, I immediately thought of the PPV.

There is a ton of words I can say, that make me think of Wrestling. That doesn't mean anything, though.

6. I’ve never been in a real fight, but I’ve practiced Sweet Chin Music to the
air, just in case.

I used to constantly practice Sweet Chin Music into the air. I've also connected with SCM on a friend, by surprise/accident. (I didn't mean to actually kick him, but I didn't judge the distance between my leg span, and his face. )

7. Sometimes when I get out of the shower, I’ll look at myself in the mirror and do the Hulk Hogan poses.

When I get out of the shower, I actually hold the towel out from side to side, and spin around like Randy Savage, with my penis waving in the breeze, while saying Ohhh yeah!

8. When I’m legitimately upset with somebody, I’ll give them the crotch-chop.

I flip them off; like Steve Austin.. I guess you could say. LOL

9. I was painting my house a few weeks ago, and I had to stand on a ladder to reach what I needed to paint. My dad was holding the ladder for me and for just a second I thought about jumping off and kicking the son of a B in the face. I didn’t.

When I was taking apart my former store, while standing on a table, that was held up by two ladders.. I thought of Wrestlemania 2000, when Edge & Christian won the Tag titles. Ironically, I, too, was taking down something.. a television.

10. I have dreams about WWE.

I do, too. But I dream about a lot of stuff. Sooo.

 

[Lee]

anyone else worried that he admits to being a paedo?

 

[ztwhite]

1. Every single time I go to Wal-Mart, I go first to the magazine aisle to see if a new wrestling periodical has graced the shelves, and then to the toy aisle to look at the wrestling action figures. Now, I haven’t actually bought a wrestling action figure in ages, but that’s mostly because my Wal-Mart sells crappy ones. They’re actually still selling the Basham Brothers set.

Before the dawn of the internet, yes. Since all the stuff in the mags is available online, I see no real point. As for wrestling figures, yes, I have looked before, but do not do it on a regular basis.

2. Speaking of wrestling figures, a few months ago I actually dragged a friend of mine to a Toys ‘R Us in Denver, Colorado. We were there for a Nuggets game and actually went to a bar after the game, but before all of that, I stood in awe of the sheer multitude of amazing wrestling paraphernalia. It was like I became a 12-year-old boy again. I bought the Hell In A Cell playset purely for nostalgia, and I swear I have NEVER…EVER… set it up (which takes freakin’ hours), located my Mankind and Undertaker, and recreated their famous battle. Nope. Didn’t do it.

I think the answer to #1 sums up what my answer to #2 would be.

3. I have thought about marrying my boss’ daughter to get a promotion at my job. The only problem? She’s four years old.

Some would say that didn't stop Randy Savage, but we see how that worked out for the Macho Man. I actually married the boss' daughter (only to later get divorced), and made quite a bit of money working for him while I was in college.

4. One time, when I thought no one was looking, I took a swig out of my bottled water and spit it out. Turns out I should have looked twice because my girlfriend looked at me with vengeance in her eyes as she dried off.

I have seriously done this several times and often ponder how HHH really does spit the water that damn well !!!

5. As I was typing the word vengeance, I immediately thought of the PPV.

No, but if I told what the word vengeance brought to mind while I typed it, I may be convicted of a crime in the lower 48 states.

6. I’ve never been in a real fight, but I’ve practiced Sweet Chin Music to the
air, just in case.

Not Sweet Chin Music, but several other wrestling moves have been attempted and performed - The Figure Four Leglock, The Sharpshooter, The Flying Elbow, etc...

7. Sometimes when I get out of the shower, I’ll look at myself in the mirror and do the Hulk Hogan poses.

Who hasn't done this at some point in their lives ?? Like Will, I have a fascination with the shower towel, often removing it from my waist with a Val Venis like moveset.

8. When I’m legitimately upset with somebody, I’ll give them the crotch-chop.

Been there, done that several times over. But the Stone Cold method is much easier and not so overbearing and distracting to those around.

9. I was painting my house a few weeks ago, and I had to stand on a ladder to reach what I needed to paint. My dad was holding the ladder for me and for just a second I thought about jumping off and kicking the son of a B in the face. I didn’t.

This is a legit "no". Without a mat of some sort laying beneath the ladder, there is no thought process in my mind that would compel me to jump. I have a very low tolerance for pain.

10. I have dreams about WWE.

I pray they are not wet !!!

 

[Lee]

1. Every single time I go to Wal-Mart, I go first to the magazine aisle to see if a new wrestling periodical has graced the shelves, and then to the toy aisle to look at the wrestling action figures. Now, I haven’t actually bought a wrestling action figure in ages, but that’s mostly because my Wal-Mart sells crappy ones. They’re actually still selling the Basham Brothers set.

Magazines? WTF?!

2. Speaking of wrestling figures, a few months ago I actually dragged a friend of mine to a Toys ‘R Us in Denver, Colorado. We were there for a Nuggets game and actually went to a bar after the game, but before all of that, I stood in awe of the sheer multitude of amazing wrestling paraphernalia. It was like I became a 12-year-old boy again. I bought the Hell In A Cell playset purely for nostalgia, and I swear I have NEVER…EVER… set it up (which takes freakin’ hours), located my Mankind and Undertaker, and recreated their famous battle. Nope. Didn’t do it.

Oh I still look at them in toys R us, I don't buy the, though.

3. I have thought about marrying my boss’ daughter to get a promotion at my job. The only problem? She’s four years old.

Paedophilia = wrong.

4. One time, when I thought no one was looking, I took a swig out of my bottled water and spit it out. Turns out I should have looked twice because my girlfriend looked at me with vengeance in her eyes as she dried off.Yup done that before

5. As I was typing the word vengeance, I immediately thought of the PPV.

I thought of the guy who just can't win the Elite X title

6. I’ve never been in a real fight, but I’ve practiced Sweet Chin Music to the
air, just in case.

I practive teh Stevie Kick

7. Sometimes when I get out of the shower, I’ll look at myself in the mirror and do the Hulk Hogan poses.

Everyone has

8. When I’m legitimately upset with somebody, I’ll give them the crotch-chop.

When I was 14! Though I did tell a chav who said to me "do ye kna who I am" that it doesn't matter what his name is!

9. I was painting my house a few weeks ago, and I had to stand on a ladder to reach what I needed to paint. My dad was holding the ladder for me and for just a second I thought about jumping off and kicking the son of a B in the face. I didn’t.

Diving spear....

10. I have dreams about WWE.

I had one last night, I was the new backstage announcer and there was a staff room where everyone had their lunch, I sat with jerry Lawler for some reason

 

[Razor]

Apparently, no. Because I do a damn thing he said I should do. Huh. And I coulda sworn i was a wrestling fan. What am I doing here then?