Are Any of You Real?

[X]

Are "Friends" Electric?


I've come to the conclusion that none of you actually exist, but are in fact one giant Matrix-like cyborg designed to give me the illusion of friendship.

I'm on to you.

 

[Dave]

That's cool because I have the same feeling. Perhaps we were supposed to meet on here and challenge the realms of our perceptions?

 

[X]

If you and Dewey don't take the fucking periods out of your usernames, I'm going to paint your walls with brain matter.

 

[Moon Knight]

I have come to the conclusion that your taste in music is odd.

 

[SSJPhenom]

I just kicked Agent Smith's ass! After I read your original post here Xfear, I started thinking. They came after me, so I defended myself.

 

[Kanye South]

Damn. You. Are. On. To. Me.

Fuck. You. Cunt. Denying. Animal. Fucking. Fucker.

 

[X]

I have come to the conclusion that your taste in music is odd.

That it is. Not a Gary Numan fan, eh? I didn't picture you much of a synth man.

I'm quite eclectic. I went from listening to gangsta rap to hardcore punk to Gary Numan on my way home. Numan seemed to capture my mood best. Now I'm listening to some Dylan.

 

[Dave]

You mean me, X?

 

[Razor]

It's called "The Truman Show Syndrome." People get locked into paranoia, to the point where they think everything is staged. I was a member of those not-so-illustrious ranks for a few years. Trust me. You think cameras are behind mirrors and people are actors who are really showing you any emotion because they're paid to. Not a fun time, and incredibly awkward to pee.

Aside from that, I'm real Xfear. Promise. I failed a Calculus III quiz today. I wouldn't have done that if I weren't real.

 

[The Doctor]

Totally loving this song.

 

[SSJPhenom]

I'm real. I like R&B music!

 

[X]

Perhaps this is more your style UT.

One of my all time favorite songs...

Fast forward to about 50 seconds in.

 

[CH David]

You are right X. Me and Thriller aren't real, even though we met up in Rockford.

I am real, I'm not computer generated. But to get back at you, if you have come to that conclusion that we aren't real, then I come to the conclusion you aren't real. How about that?!?!?!? Lol

 

[SSJPhenom]

That was an OK song X!

I meant something like this:

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Please listen to the whole thing before you comment on it! This is like the greatest break up song ever!

 

[X]

How's this...

 

[Kanye South]

Deadman V2, you're impressing me.

 

[SSJPhenom]

Yea!!!!!! That's what I'm talking about! Outstanding! Xfear is fucking awesome!

I'm glad that someone can finally see! Who the hell is Deadman?

 

[FromTheSouth]

How's this...

My buddy's wife picked that song for her first dance after marriage.

 

[Shadowmancer]

 

[SSJPhenom]

WTF Shadowmancer? We had a good vibe going and you go and ruin it!

 

[X]

You're a very bizarre man Shadow.

Since apparently we're just posting random music now...

 

[Shadowmancer]

I wanted to freak the shit out of people

 

[FromTheSouth]

If you and Dewey don't take the fucking periods out of your usernames, I'm going to paint your walls with brain matter.

Pussy, I will leave your thoughts on your dashboard....[/jae mills]

 

[X]

 

[Shadowmancer]

to make up for the freaky shit here we go