The rustling and crunching of dry leaves broke the stillness in the cold air. We had been walking for a few minutes, but already the cold air was biting at our faces.
"Are you sure we should be doing this?" The voice of Leon Kensworth was barely audible above the leaves.
I stopped walking and placed my hand on Leon, using my free hand to signal the cameraman with us to stop as well. "Don't worry about it, nothing will go wrong man."
I continued walking, but Leon remained in place. "Well what we are doing is technically illegal."
"It is only illegal if you don't have a permit, and you get caught. That is why I picked the spot I did. Now come on, we are almost there."
"Do you have a permit?"
"No, I have never done this before. The idea came to me in a dream."
Leon and the cameraman picked up their pace to catch up with me. After a few more minutes of walking through the forest we came upon a building at the edge of a clearing. We approached the door, but Leon was once again apprehensive.
"I'm still not convinced this is a good idea." The nervousness in his voice was apparent.
I put my hand on his shoulder. "Trust me Leon, the boss wouldn't let me bring you out here if you were going to die."
I nodded my head to signal the camera man to follow me. I slowly opened the door, not completely sure what I expected myself. Instantly the eyes of an entire congregation were upon us. I scanned the room quickly, my eyes shifting back and forth, until I found an empty pew at the back of the room. Leon and the cameraman took a seat next to me and after a few more awkward stares the preacher began his sermon again.
As he stood in front of his congregation, dressed in a sharp white suit, his heavy southern accent boomed through the microphone. "As I was saying, you must have faith in the Almighty! Through the Almighty all things are possible! He can heal the sick, he can make the blind see again! I'll say it again, all things are possible through the Almighty! If you have sin in your heart, you must confess and replace those sins with the love of the Almighty! For those who do not accept the love and glory of Him, shall forever burn in an Apocalypse of Hell fire!"
Apocalypse, fitting that my current troubles started at an event bearing that name. I did my best to get comfortable, Leon was still looking nervous. The preacher took a short break to get a drink of water from his podium before he continued.
"I stand before you today, full of the love and protection of the Almighty! I know that so long as I have him in my heart, I can not be harmed by the Devil creatures of this world! Can I get an amen?"
Many people in the room erupted in unison with an "amen" while some others began to stand, arms raised high singing their praises. One man stood and began to walk toward the stage, as if drawn by an unseen force. He began to speak in an incomprehensible language as he walked. Then another followed. Soon four or five people were drawn to the stage, speaking in tongues.
"These souls are filled with the love of the Almighty! His love conquers all and he can..."The preacher himself began to speak in tongues.
Almost on cue two men in the front row stood up and walked to the stage. They knelt beside a small table and each removed a box. They opened the lid of the box and each pulled out an angry rattlesnake. They handed them to the preacher who continued to speak as if possessed. They returned to the table and produced two more boxes, again filled with venomous snakes. They continued this until everyone in front of the stage had a snake in their hands.
I looked at Leon, who was sweating he was so nervous. "Is this great or what?"
"These people are crazy! No wonder this is illegal."
I rolled my eyes at Leon as the preacher resumed his sermon, still handling the dangerous serpent. "Is there anyone who wants to be filled with the love of the Almighty? Those who are filled with his love can accomplish all things!"
I stood up and grabbed Leon by the arm. "Come on, lets go be filled with His love." I pointed at the cameraman. "Make sure you get all this."
As we approached, Leon fighting me the whole way, I spoke up. "I want to feel the Almighty. I want him to help me fulfill my desires."
We stood on stage, Leon keeping his distance from the reptiles. "To receive the blessing of the Almighty, you must confess the sins in your heart! Tell me and tell Him, have you sinned?"
I nodded my head. "I have sinned! I have been slothful! I have been lustful! I have consumed the Devil's nectar! I have hurt those who claim to follow the Almighty! I never wanted to hurt anyone, but I knew it was in me. I tried to fight it, but they brought it out of me!"
"Hallelujah! Let the grace of the Almighty flow through this man! The preacher slapped me on the forehead and handed me one of the snakes. I was nervous, but took the snake into my hands. The preacher then turned his attention to Leon. "What of you sir? Do you want to feel His love?"
Leon stuttered over his words. "I...I guess."
"Then confess to me your sins!"
Leon thought for a moment. "I can't really think of anything, I usually spent most of my time being harassed and beaten up by people I'm supposed to interview. Last time I was around animals a baby giraffe nearly trampled me to death."
"Then accept His love!" The preacher smacked Leon before handing him one of the snakes. He nervously took it into his hands, but squeezed too tightly, causing the snake to bite him on the hand.
"Oh shit!" I yelled dropping my snake, kneeling next to Leon. "Dude, you should have confessed your sins, that would have never happened."
Most people in the front few rows who weren't already handling snakes quickly retreating to the back of the room or stood on top of their pews as the snake crawled around on the ground.
"What are you talking about? I haven't sinned!" he screamed in agony as he held his hand.
The preacher stood over us, glaring down at Leon. "Do not lie to me in the presence of the Almighty! Confess your sins if you wish for him to protect you now!"
Leon continued screaming. "Yes it is true, I have pleasured myself to images of Celeste Crimson. I have sinned!"
I looked at the preacher. "He is telling the truth, I looked through his phone on the drive over."
"Then let this man be healed!" The preacher brought his hand down hard over the snake bite, causing Leon to cry out in pain.
I walked over to the cameraman laughing. "Can you believe this? This is awesome. This has been so worth it." I looked back to check on Leon. "We better get him some real help."
As the cameraman and I helped Leon back to the car I took the cameraman aside. "You still got tape?"
He nodded, before pressing record. "Make sure Westhoff and Mystique get this. I have cleansed myself of my sins. I am pure. You two are nothing more than false prophets. The fancy robes, the mask, the sneak attacks, they are nothing but window dressing. It has all been for show because you can't hang with me. Fancy bells and whistles to cover up your own sin, the sin of underestimating me. I may not be much to look at, but you are in for a world of hurt. Don't believe me? Ask The Beard, I suplexed him off a ladder at Kingdom Come. I have crashed through tables, only to rise and conquer my own fears to capture gold. I crushed Saboteur multiple times without remorse to get back the gold I so coveted. I have no issue with those men, and you have seen what I did to them. I have endured your attacks, I have suffered at your hands, and have dealt with loss because of you. I have a reason to hurt you. You can't keep me down, I have bounced back from each attack. Westhoff, you better hope you kill me in that ring, because if not, I will not quit. I will end you, and when I am finished with your stooge, I am coming for you Mystique. You can't run from me anymore. You will feel the weight of your sins when I crush you beneath my feet like the piss ants you are. I am going to watch your worlds burn and then I will dance upon the ashes!"