Serious Mozzarella
Special Victims Unit
* Congenital heart disease (40% of individuals), particularly conotruncal malformations (tetralogy of Fallot, interrupted aortic arch, ventricular septal defect, and persistent truncus arteriosus)
* palatal abnormalities (50%), particularly velopharyngeal incompetence (VPI), submucosal cleft palate, and cleft palate; characteristic facial features (present in the majority of Caucasian individuals) including hypertelorism.
* learning difficulties (90%) but broad range
* hypocalcemia (50%)(due to hypoparathyroidism)
* significant feeding problems (30%)
* renal anomalies (37%)
* hearing loss (both conductive and sensorineural) (Hearing loss with craniofacial syndromes)
* laryngotracheoesophageal anomalies
* growth hormone deficiency
* autoimmune disorders
* seizures (without hypocalcemia)
* skeletal abnormalities
Do you have any of the bolded? Those deserve disability benefits.
Not fucking ADD.